Some of the originals were lost in this thread, so I left quoted material where possible to show the missing material. Even if this was a long troll, it was fairly amusing and a good indication of the crap we often deal with.
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) To: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 15:50:33 -0400 (EDT) Subject: protection since you hate THE "governmnt" because the y WANT shut down your free hackin site that rulesz it scares them. ok so, you have to help me. How to protect my picturezz of beautyful preteenz from the FBI??? May the hackerz karma be rewarded to you for hlping me... and, i agree happyhacker.org bich is bad.
From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org) To: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 14:02:07 -0600 (MDT) Subject: Re: protection : since you hate THE "governmnt" because the y WANT shut down your free : hackin site that rulesz it scares them. Who said we hate the government? Hell, I serve as a part-time security advisor to the U.S. government. : so, you have to help me. How to protect my picturezz of beautyful : preteenz from the FBI??? If the above means you're handling kiddieporn, I personally hope the FBI nails your 'nads to a board with rusty nails and sets the board on fire. .c
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 16:10:03 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: protection Since the real hackerz of the site were too busy fucking or something the little miniones answered instead with jokes. I need protection? How can I make this FREE SPEACH public without the FBI knowing???
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) To: /dev/null (null@attrition.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 16:12:26 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: I SENT YOU MAILEZZ Since you aren't the real hackerz of attrition gang quit mailing me. If I want to talk to a stupid person I would. Shutup with your bad. : Isn't it past your naptime, little boy? : : /dev/null
From: /dev/null (null@attrition.org) To: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 14:27:38 -0600 (MDT) Subject: Re: protection : Since the real hackerz of the site were too busy fucking or something the : little miniones answered instead with jokes. I need protection? How can I : make this FREE SPEACH public without the FBI knowing??? Jokes? cO said he WORKS AS AN ADVISOR TO THE GOVERNMENT. You thought that was a joke? You thought he was maybe pulling your leg? Having a little fun with you? Teasing? Making a funny? Getting a giggle? Exercising his larfin' gear? Having a bit of a belly bounce? Yoo hoo, sweetie-pie. It wasn't a joke. And if you thought for one tiny little moment that any person at Attrition would ever even -consider- assisting you with -any- part of your preeteen porn venture, allow me to politely suggest circumcising yourself with a rusty carrot peeler before allowing your miniscule mind to go along that path again. Hope this helps, cutie-boodles! /dev/null
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) To: /dev/null (null@attrition.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 16:28:27 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: protection I came to you one person to another looking for help and you do this? DON't PUT THIS IN "POSTAL SECTION" YOU Will be fucked if you do... I will do everything I can to you. My help requests and good nature aren't for YO'RE entertainment!!!! If you do put this in your little spectical page of postal, you will die. that is a promise.~~~ On Mon, 28 May 2001, /dev/null wrote: : Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. Really. I have tears of gratitude in : my eyes right now, so many I can barely see to type this. You see, we : have been -so- concerned that we were going to have no fodder for our : 'Going Postal' section. But you, in your kindness, have granted us : salvation. Thank you. Oh, thank you. : : Now please be so good as to lie back, spread your legs, and lift your : heels to the ceiling so I can get a good angle...okay? : : : ok : : Oh good. Thank you.. Ahhhh. Much better. I hope the barbs aren't : hurting you too badly, and if you feel a slight vibration don't worry -- : that's just the belt sander. : : : so, you have to help me. How to protect my picturezz of beautyful preteenz : : from the FBI??? : : The best protection you can possibly put on them is a little process we : here at Attrition have developed. Unplug your computer first, because you : wouldn't want to get electrocuted. Make sure the drive with all your : pictures is in it, because that's what we're trying to protect here. Now : take it to your local auto salvage yard. Yes, I know that sounds strange, : but trust me on this. It works really, really well...and as all good : hackers know, sometimes the best solutions aren't the most obvious. Now, : a good auto salvage yard will have a big device they use to lift cars. : It's kind of a big magnet...it helps them move cars around. Now what : you're going to do is set your computer down and put the big magnet on top : of it -- the auto salvage guys will probably help you do this for about : twenty bucks. Believe me, it's worth it, I do it all the time...they know : me at the one near my house. Okay. Now have the magnet lift your : computer -- you're doing this to make sure the effect goes all the way : through, so you have to make sure the case itself is also magnetized. Set : the computer down gently and take it home. You should be absolutely : protected now! : : : May the hackerz karma be rewarded to you for hlping me... : : And we all know how important that shiny hackerz karma is. : : : and, i agree happyhacker.org bich is bad. : : Is that, like, bad as in Michael Jackson bad? She's bad, she's bad, you : know it, jam on! : : /dev/null : : p.s. We're done now, you can close your legs. Please. You may : experience some soreness, tingling, and profuse bleeding for the next six : months. That's a perfectly normal part of this process. ru sick!?~
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) To: /dev/null (null@attrition.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 16:31:17 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: I SENT YOU MAILEZZ You are fucking right... I bet I can't even count as low as your carma is! On Mon, 28 May 2001, /dev/null wrote: : : Since you aren't the real hackerz of attrition gang quit mailing me. If I : : want to talk to a stupid person I would. Shutup with your bad. : : Ahhhh...I'm not one of the real hackerz, I'm one of the fake hackerz! : Cool. I guess my hackerz karma isn't looking too sparkly now, huh? : : /dev/null
From: /dev/null (null@attrition.org) To: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 14:42:14 -0600 (MDT) Subject: Re: I SENT YOU MAILEZZ : You are fucking right... I bet I can't even count as low as your carma is! Personally I'd just leave it at "I bet I can't even count". That sounds a whole lot more accurate. /dev/null
From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org) To: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) Cc: /dev/null (null@attrition.org), staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 14:45:07 -0600 (MDT) Subject: Re: protection On Mon, 28 May 2001, kid fuck wrote: : I came to you one person to another looking for help and you do this? : DON't PUT THIS IN "POSTAL SECTION" YOU Will be fucked if you do... Adding this to Postal now. : I will do everything I can to you. Starting with...? : If you do put this in your little spectical page of postal, you will : die. that is a promise.~~~ Nice. Hint: we're all going to die anyway. It's just a matter of when and how. But hey...you're entitled to your delusion. Just keep this in mind: http://www.attrition.org/technical/firearms/ .c
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org) To: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 16:47:16 -0400 Subject: Re: I SENT YOU MAILEZZ kid fuck [kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org] staggered from the flesh-eating rain and gurgled: > No. Maybe u should shut up. OK, that's it. See you down at the monkey bars with your lil' pals. Hint for the dipshit: no one has a scintilla of care for you. I for one hope your lame ass is nailed by the FBI. Ann Arbor, MI, eh? You have claimed to possess child-porn. I suggest you get your affairs in order.
From: /dev/null (null@attrition.org) To: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 14:47:35 -0600 (MDT) Subject: Re: protection : I came to you one person to another looking for help and you do : this? DON't PUT THIS IN "POSTAL SECTION" YOU Will be fucked if you do... I : will do everything I can to you. My help requests and good nature aren't : for YO'RE entertainment!!!! Oh yes, darlin'. Oh, yes, I do believe they -are-. Let's think about this for one teensy moment, shall we? You used...hmm. Our mail alias. Our mail server. Our processer time. Our personal time, with all the replies. So yes, cookie-doodles. I think this is most assuredly for our entertainment. And boy am I entertained! : If you do put this in your little spectical page of postal, you will : die. that is a promise.~~~ Guess what, frooty-patootie? I'm going to die someday whether we put this up or not. And you, my little blueberry muffin of bliss, are going to have nothing to do with it. Do keep an eye on our pages...in between sessions with your left hand and that little pot of Vicks Vap-O-Rub, lambchop of love. I think you'll see your name there soon! /dev/null
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 17:29:31 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: protection like I would believe you would put a "thread" is and installment of this on postal. joke er.
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) To: /dev/null (null@attrition.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 17:32:24 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: I SENT YOU MAILEZZ you would be the only one. you would drive people away from your sight by puttinh this on postal
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) To: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org) Cc: staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 17:30:40 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: I SENT YOU MAILEZZ how do you know that shit? : OK, that's it. See you down at the monkey bars with your : lil' pals. : : Hint for the dipshit: no one has a scintilla of care for you. I : for one hope your lame ass is nailed by the FBI. Ann Arbor, MI, : eh? You have claimed to possess child-porn. I suggest you get : your affairs in order.
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Cc: /dev/null (null@attrition.org), staff@attrition.org Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 17:35:20 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: protection hmmmmm careful examination of your (illigal) sight has none of me on attrition. what happened? lost your html for dummies book? : : If you do put this in your little spectical page of postal, you will : : die. that is a promise.~~~ : : great to hear. it IS going up on postal. in fact, i think i will make a : special installment with just this thread.
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org) To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org) Cc: Heathens (staff@attrition.org) Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 17:43:51 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: protection DelayMent.... the tactic of the scared
From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: tech-contact@WWNET.NET, postmaster@WWNET.NET, abuse@WWNET.NET,
lk@ARBORNET.ORG, postmaster@ARBORNET.ORG, abuse@ARBORNET.ORG
Cc: MMULLENS.IASU@FBI.GOV, postmaster@FBI.GOV, pbanks@NCMEC.ORG,
abuse@FBI.GOV, staff@attrition.org, legal@attrition.org
Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 15:45:23 -0600 (MDT)
Subject: ILLEGAL CONDUCT: Admitted child pornography and death threats.
WWNET.NET /
ARBORNET.ORG : Your user originally approached us for information on
how to conceal "preteenz" (child pornography) from the
FBI. When we made clear our stance against such
things and our intention to expose his illegal conduct,
the user resorted to death threats.
Three messages follow which are provided in their full
and unedited format with full headers.
FBI.GOV : We've got someone purporting to be holding and possibly
trafficking in child pornography. Have at 'em.
NCMEC.ORG : See above.
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[three original mails w/ headers deleted]
From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 16:03:16 -0600 (MDT)
Subject: Re: protection
On Mon, 28 May 2001, kid fuck wrote:
: DelayMent.... the tactic of the scared
Perhaps...or perhaps not.
I didn't delay on *THIS*, baby-raper.
You don't want to know what inmates do to baby-rapers...but you'll find
out soon enough, asshole.
.c
[copy of mail to NIC contacts and FBI snipped]
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 17:59:12 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: protection
okay, mr. intelligentce...
I know who you are. I read up and I found that you are called Brian
Martin... you should realize that you can't hind behind your operating
system. ("Linux" according to my elite info)
and, I have no mail in my inbox from comega... maybe he can't know how to
send mail to "Outlook Express" he is cnfused.
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 18:15:04 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: protection
Okay. That shut me up. Just shut up and don't put me on postal and I have
deleted everything man
ok?
sorries? please? be good? I will make you some graphics for your site? we
will call it even?
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Cc: Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 18:15:49 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: protection
just call off your attack. I am just a person.
: : okay, mr. intelligentce...
:
: bah, troller
:
: : I know who you are. I read up and I found that you are called Brian
: : Martin... you should realize that you can't hind behind your operating
: : system. ("Linux" according to my elite info)
:
: oh wow, you got me. good thing i didn't make that info known five years
: ago.
:
: : and, I have no mail in my inbox from comega... maybe he can't know how
: : to send mail to "Outlook Express" he is cnfused.
:
: keep reading..
From: kid fuck (kidfuck@m-net.arbornet.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org),
Heathens (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 18:32:26 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: protection
maybe I was just baiting you... you never know. In case you didn't know,
m-net.arbornet.org is a UNIX shell service :p
