Date: Mon, 23 Aug 1999 15:08:06 EDT
From: Scerge@aol.com
To: crypto@attrition.org
Subject: Newbie wants to learn.(crypto)
	
Could you tell me how to use crypto and all those lethal programs which fall 
under the category "hacker"?
I'd do anything if you would.
-scerge

Dearest Newbie....

If you are willing to learn the ways of crypto...including those lethal programs that fall under the "hacker" category...there are but two tasks you must complete:

1) translate the entire AOL legal disclaimer from 'english' to Farci

2) sign over your first born to me

That simple....