From: Adam XXXXXX 
To: staff@attrition.org
Date: Sun, 04 Feb 2001 18:52:57 -0600
Subject: newbie
	
Staff,
	
I would like to know how to de-face websites. I'm a total beginner, and none 
of your files specify how to actually begin. I would just like some 
resources on how to learn.
	
PS: Thank you for your time.
	
Adam,
webmaster
	
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