Going Postal
From: fyou! (fuckoff@fyou.com)
To: webmaster@attrition.org
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2001 22:29:26 -0500
Subject: your website
has anyone ever told you what a fucking lousy job you guy and
gals did designing your web site?! it really FUCKING REEKS!!!!!!
The content however is rather interesting and I do enjoy visiting
your site regularly. Id just recommend that you get off your
sorry asses and put some effort into putting together a more
appealing web site! you sorry fucks!!!!
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: fyou! (fuckoff@fyou.com)
Cc: Criminals (staff@attrition.org), webmaster@attrition.org
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2001 20:44:09 -0700
Subject: Re: your website
You do an even lousier job describing what you think the
problem is with the design.
How about another go, and this time we're giving you a
three-syllable allowance for your description of the
problem?
From: Small Grey (munge@attrition.org)
To: fyou! (fuckoff@fyou.com)
Cc: Criminals (staff@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2001 22:43:42 -0700
Subject: Re: your website
fyou! [fuckoff@fyou.com] staggered from the flesh-eating rain and gurgled:
: dont you try and get all fucking godly and condescending with me you
: bastards. I was just trying to be helpful and give you all a few pointers.
: Ill hunt you all down and eat your fucking spleens for brunch.
^^^^^^
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(This is how we know you're totally | |
gay. OK, gay-gay-gay homo dicky-dicky | <-----+
fag *cannibal* mincer in a party hat |
queer, but gay nonetheless) |
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Spleen eating. How scary.
Anyway, you're trying to be helpful with your message below?
I think I can call you a fuckwit now. Try real hard this time
to describe the problem you had with our site instead of using
so many !!!!!! marks AND ALL CAPS and generaly appearing to have
just stumbed off of AOL, you stupid fucking gimp.
munge