From: ELASTIE666@aol.com
	To: root@attrition.org
	Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 14:14:27 EST
	Subject: Dear Ladies
	
	Dear Ladies,
	
	I have just finished eating 10 (18 oz.) bags of 
	sugar coated gummi snakes, AND I AM PISSED OFF!!!!!.  
	On top of that, my records indicate that you have 
	hacked my web page.  THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST THAT 
	YOU KNOW!!!!!  I have informed the FBI, and they have 
	told me that by the time they are done with you, you 
	will be eating shit sandwiches with a spoon.   THE 
	RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON THE PLAIN!!!!!!  DO I 
	MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

	PS the twenty pounds of weed is in the mail

	PPS i wouldn't use your web page to wipe my ass

	Sincerely,


	Leonardo DiCaprio




	Our friend Leonardo writes back after our last postal installement!
	I don't know what is worse, the gay mail or the boring
	life one must lead to write fodder for our postal section.