I've chosen an apt query from the files to sum up this edition of the logs postal:
cache-ntc-ab03.proxy.aol.com - - [14/Jun/2006:15:12:27 -0400] "GET /pipermail/isn /2005-April/001411.html HTTP/1.1" 200 5001 "http://www.google.com/search? q=whos+watching+you+on+the+internet&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=10&sa=N" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1)"
In short, WE ARE, BITCH.
The Wonders of Technology:
Ever wonder what that guy sitting next to you on the train is doing? You know, the one frantically pressing keys on his cellular phone? Well, we here at attrition are now able to provide you with a unique look into the mind of the WAP-enabled cell phone user.
p01-04.opera-mini.net - - [15/Aug/2006:05:13:36 -0400] "GET /postal/z/032/0815.html HTTP/1.1" 200 9728 "http://www.google.com/xhtml?client=ms-opera_mb_no&channel=bh&q=Find%20horny%20girls%20 email%20addresses" "Opera/8.01 (J2ME/MIDP; Opera Mini/2.0.4509/1296; en; U; ssr)"
p01-04.opera-mini.net - - [16/Aug/2006:03:43:43 -0400] "GET /mirror/attrition/1999/09/10/ www.1499.com/mirror.html HTTP/1.1" 200 1944 "http://www.altavista.com/image/results? q=fat+fuck&mik=photo&mik=graphic&mip=all&mis=all&miwxh=all" "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.7.12) Gecko/20060101 Firefox/1.0.8"
p04-07.opera-mini.net - - [15/Jun/2006:23:45:55 -0400] "GET /fuck/ HTTP/1.1" 200 688 "http://www.google.com/xhtml?client=ms-opera_mb_no&channel=bh&q=How%20to%20fuck%20" "Opera/8.01 (J2ME/MIDP; Opera Mini/1.2.2960; en; U; ssr)"
p09-13.opera-mini.net - - [20/Jun/2006:00:31:36 -0400] "GET /fuck/ HTTP/1.1" 200 688 "http://www.google.com/xhtml?q=Kids+fuck&hl=en&lr=&client=ms-opera_mb_no&channel=bh& btnG=Search&site=search&mrestrict=xhtml" "Opera/8.01 (J2ME/MIDP; Opera Mini/2.0.4062; en; U; ssr)"
p01-13.opera-mini.net - - [20/Aug/2006:18:16:26 -0400] "GET /fuck/ HTTP/1.1" 200 688 "http://www.google.com/xhtml?q=FUCK&hl=en&lr=&client=ms-opera_mb_no&channel=bh&start =10&sa=N" "Opera/8.01 (J2ME/MIDP; Opera Mini/2.0.4719/1296; en; U; ssr)"
Next time, consider an empty car if you can find one. Or, at the very least, an empty seat.
Bestiality:
It's nothing new; Bestiality has been around as long as humans and animals have coexisted, probably since around the same time prehistoric woman learned the grunt for "No." The internet just makes it that much more accessible.
hrbg-199-224-97-157-pppoe.dsl.hrbg.epix.net - - [16/Jun/2006:18:00:23 -0400] "GET /fuck/www/fuck0035.htm HTTP/1.1" 200 28621 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en& q=how+to+guide+to+fuck+your+dog&btnG=Google+Search" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; America Online Browser 1.1; rev1.2; Windows NT 5.1)"
bas-flu-adsl-dynip-192-116.vtx.ch - - [07/Jun/2006:02:57:09 -0400] "GET /postal/z/032/0824.html HTTP/1.1" 200 3777 "http://www.google.com/search?q=fuck+sheep&hl=de&lr=&rls=GGLG,GGLG: 2005-42,GGLG:en&start=10&sa=N" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 2.0.50215; InfoPath.1)"
60.52.22.251 - - [16/Jul/2006:04:21:20 -0400] "GET /mirror/attrition/2001/04/30/ www.foundation.org.cn/dogabuse.jpg HTTP/1.1" 302 393 "http://search.msn.com/images /details.aspx?q=fuck+the+dog&color=both&size=1p&ht=600&wd=412&tht=128&twd=87&su= http%3a%2f%2fwww.attrition.org%2fmirror%2fattrition%2f2001%2f04%2f30%2fwww.foundation.org .cn%2f&iu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.attrition.org%2fmirror%2fattrition%2f2001%2f04%2f30%2fwww.foundation.org. cn%2fdogabuse.jpg&tu=http%3a%2f%2fimages.picsearch.com%2fis%3fXd8Njr86RFz3iZjEeFAIPPC 9pM-BZOltI2wn6mI97pA&sz=76&frt=1" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)"
68-116-250-79.dhcp.dntn.tx.charter.com - - [16/Jul/2006:04:56:21 -0400] "GET /mirror/ attrition/2001/04/30/www.foundation.org.cn/ HTTP/1.1" 200 1048 "http://search.msn.com/ images/details.aspx?q=dog+fuck&color=both&size=1p&ht=600&wd=412&tht=128&twd= 87&su=http%3a%2f%2fwww.attrition.org%2fmirror%2fattrition%2f2001%2f04%2f30%2fwww.foundation.org.cn %2f&iu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.attrition.org%2fmirror%2fattrition%2f2001%2f04%2f30%2fwww.foundation.org. cn%2fdogabuse.jpg&tu=http%3a%2f%2fimages.picsearch.com %2fis%3fXd8Njr86RFz3iZjEeFAIPPC9pM-BZOltI2wn6mI97pA&sz=76" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)"
cor4-ppp864.ade.dsl.connect.net.au - - [15/Aug/2006:08:13:38 -0400] "GET /mirror/attrition/ 2001/04/30/www.foundation.org.cn/ HTTP/1.1" 200 1048 "http://search.ninemsn.com.au/images /details.aspx?q=dog+fuck&color=both&size=1p&ht=600&wd=412&tht=128&twd=87&su= http%3a%2f%2fwww.attrition.org%2fmirror%2fattrition%2f2001%2f04%2f30%2fwww.foundation.org.cn %2f&iu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.attrition.org%2fmirror%2fattrition%2f2001%2f04%2f30%2fwww.foundation.org. cn%2fdogabuse.jpg&tu=http%3a%2f%2fimages.picsearch.com%2fis%3fXd8Njr86RFz 3iZjEeFAIPPC9pM-BZOltI2wn6mI97pA&sz=76" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; FunWebProducts; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)"
p54bcf1dd.dip.t-dialin.net - - [16/Aug/2006:02:17:11 -0400] "GET /quotes/dc.html HTTP/1.1" 200 12185 "http://www.google.de/search?q=i+fuck+a+cow+in+her+ass&hl=de&hs=WyY&lr= &client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:de:official_s&start=20&sa=N" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; de; rv:1.8.0.6) Gecko/20060728 Firefox/1.5.0.6"
pool-71-96-215-152.dfw.dsl-w.verizon.net - - [03/Jul/2006:02:59:46 -0400] "GET /fuck/www/fuck0033.htm HTTP/1.1" 200 4929 "http://www.google.com/search? q=pig+fucking&hl=en&lr=&start=10&sa=N" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; SpamBlockerUtility 4.7.7)"
d206-116-117-127.bchsia.telus.net - - [16/Jun/2006:15:39:23 -0400] "GET /fuck/www/fuck0433.htm HTTP/1.1" 200 25493 "http://search.mywebsearch.com/mywebsearch/AJmain.jhtml ?st=bar&ptnrS=ZC&searchfor=how+to+fuck+a+pig" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; FunWebProducts)"
px8so.cg.shawcable.net - - [01/Jul/2006:22:26:32 -0400] "GET /fuck/www/fuck0035.htm HTTP/1.1" 200 28621 "http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=%22intercourse+with+pigs%22 &meta=" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; InfoPath.1)"
port0053-agh-adsl.cwjamaica.com - - [03/Jul/2006:03:35:42 -0400] "GET /fuck/www/fuck0267.htm HTTP/1.1" 200 32780 "http://www.google.com.jm/search?q=rosanne%20barr%2Blegs &btnG=Search&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=iw" "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.8.0.4) Gecko/20060508 Firefox/1.5.0.4"
Dogs, cows, sheep, pigs, Roseanne.. we've got the whole barnyard! A li'l somethin' somethin' for every perversion.
/dev/random:
host-85-114-238-21.adsl.caucasus.net - - [13/Jun/2006:08:56:07 -0400] "GET /errata/www/sev.021.html HTTP/1.1" 200 2630 "http://www.google.com/search? hl=en&hs=7w7&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum =0&ct=result&cd=1&q=hackers+against+the+porn&spell=1" "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.7.8) Gecko/20050524 Fedora/1.0.4-4 Firefox/1.0.4"
NOT LIKELY.
cache-rtc-ae04.proxy.aol.com - - [15/Aug/2006:11:38:23 -0400] "GET /security/rant/ av-spammers.html HTTP/1.1" 200 27177 "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1& q=too+many+norton+virus+alerts&btnG=Google+Search" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 9.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)"
Drop Norton, grab Trend Micro. They only want three reboots a day due to updates!
c-69-137-235-109.hsd1.md.comcast.net - - [31/May/2006:21:46:27 -0400] "GET /fuck/fuck-lst.htm HTTP/1.1" 200 39992 "http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct= result&cd=1&q=suck,fuck+%26+be+happy&spell=1" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)"
Ending on a good note, with some true wisdom.