[Infowarrior] - OT: Argh! Apocalypse is upon us! (6-6-06)

[Richard Forno]

Apocalypse tomorrow? 666 arrives
By Seth Borenstein
ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published June 5, 2006
http://www.washtimes.com/functions/print.php?StoryID=20060605-121953-9265r

Is tomorrow's date -- 6-6-6 -- merely a curious number, or could it mean our
number is up?
    There's a devilishly odd nexus of theology, mathematics and
commercialism on the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year. OK,
it's just the sixth year of this millennium, but insisting on calling it
2006 takes the devil-may-care fun out of calendar-gazing.
    Something about the number 666 brings out the worry, the hope and even
the humor in people, said the Rev. Felix Just, a professor of theology and
religious studies at the University of San Francisco. A Jesuit priest,
Father Just has taught both apocalyptic theory and mathematics and maintains
a "666-Numbers of the Beast" Web site that contains history, theology, math
and precisely 66 one-line jokes about 666.
    One can even make sport of it, betting online if the apocalypse will
happen on that date. The good news is that one online oddsmaker has made the
world a 100,000-to-1 favorite to survive tomorrow -- something that Father
Just said is supported by theology.
    "Many people avoid the number. They're afraid of it almost, and there's
absolutely no reason to be afraid of it," he said. "It is not a prediction
of future events. It is not supposed to be taken as a timetable for when the
world is going to end."
    It all started with Revelation 13:18 in the Bible: "This calls for
wisdom: let him who has understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it
is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six."
    The beast is also known as the Antichrist, according to some apocalyptic
theories.
    Many scholars, such as Father Just, say the beast is really a coded
reference -- using Hebrew letters for numbers -- for the despotic Roman
emperor Nero, and 616 appears instead of 666 in some ancient manuscripts.
The Book of Revelation isn't prophesying a specific end of times but "is
about the overall cosmic struggle of good versus evil," Father Just said.
    But for some more apocalyptic theologians, the end of times is coming,
even if not specifically tomorrow. The evangelical Raptureready.com Web site
puts its "rapture index" at 156, calling that "fasten your seat belts" time.
    It's not the date June 6 that's worrisome, but the signs in our society
of the approach of the 666 Antichrist, said the Rev. Tim LaHaye, founder of
a self-named ministry and co-author of the best-selling "Left Behind" series
of apocalyptic novels.
    "I don't think that people understand that 666 is not a good time," Mr.
LaHaye said. He said he sees signs of an upcoming "tribulation period" that
leads to the Antichrist's arrival in a movement toward one-world government,
a single economic system and single religion.
    Apocalyptic culture and theology, especially those surrounding 666, "is
especially appealing for people in an underdog situation," said Father Just.
    So people have looked for -- and found -- 666 in all sorts of places.
Believers in the number's power have used a biblical letter-numeric code to
convert the names of countless political leaders, including many popes, to
come out 666, marking them as that generation's Antichrist. That includes
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton.
    The math of 666 is also open to biblical interpretation and
manipulation. Father Just points out that 666 is the sum of all the numbers
on a roulette wheel. Other oddities include variations on pi and products of
prime number multiplication.
    There's also something special about the number 6, which in the Bible
stands for man, said Brian C. Jones, a religion professor at Wartburg
College in Iowa.
    "People need to lighten up about this," Mr. Jones said, adding that it's
hard to take tomorrow seriously as a day of reckoning. "Monday, we always
hate Mondays. Wednesday is hump day. Friday sometimes has the 13th attached
to it. But Tuesdays and Thursdays, they don't ring for me as days when bad
things happen or good things happen. They're filler days."