[attrition] Twitter Postal: Justice Trimmed Her Toenails

[Lyger]

http://attrition.org/postal/z/twits/

While we still get our share of horse shit via email, spam filters have 
gotten much better, and most of these millennials seem glued to social 
media. That made for years of boring mails that were rehashes of the same 
crap you read years ago. We've upped our game, so up yours.

But fear not, you dirty slimy social whoring heathens! While these young 
shits are on our lawn and ignoring email, their laziness makes Twitter an 
ideal habitat for our belligerent asses. With that... we bring you Twit 
Postal.

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