From lyger at attrition.org Thu Jul 20 00:37:14 2017 From: lyger at attrition.org (Lyger) Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2017 05:37:14 -0000 Subject: [attrition] It's a new contest! Message-ID: I have been either told to "fuck off" or "fuck you" twice in the last 6 hours. While this is not my personal record for receiving such communications, I have a bet with a friend now to see how many people can say those words in email to me in the next 48 hours. Please reply directly to lyger at attrition.org. The over/under for the replies is 20, per my friend who is trying to be a Vegas odds-maker. She's not that great at it and I told her she was screwed, but that might be part of the bet, so y'all might want to try to help her out. [...] From lyger at attrition.org Sat Jul 22 12:06:53 2017 From: lyger at attrition.org (Lyger) Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2017 17:06:53 -0000 Subject: [attrition] It's a new contest! In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: Contest over! After digging through our seroiusly awesome spam filter, which actually blocked five of your incoming emails, the final count is... 16. And thank you Robert, the IT Manager, who actually mailed twice, but it said how many *people*. Still, I know you meant every word, so smoochie-boochies, friend. <3 My guess was actually 8 or 9, so my friend gets the benefit of the doubt on the bet and I'm going to let her "win." Thanks for playing, everyone! On Thu, 20 Jul 2017, Lyger wrote: : : I have been either told to "fuck off" or "fuck you" twice in the last 6 : hours. While this is not my personal record for receiving such : communications, I have a bet with a friend now to see how many people can say : those words in email to me in the next 48 hours. : : Please reply directly to lyger at attrition.org. The over/under for the replies : is 20, per my friend who is trying to be a Vegas odds-maker. She's not that : great at it and I told her she was screwed, but that might be part of the : bet, so y'all might want to try to help her out. From lyger at attrition.org Sat Jul 22 12:35:45 2017 From: lyger at attrition.org (Lyger) Date: Sat, 22 Jul 2017 17:35:45 -0000 Subject: [attrition] Fantasy Football Message-ID: Reviving the "War of Attrition" fantasy football league from a few years ago. Six teams are confirmed thus far, need four more to have a full league. We're undecided on the provider service as of right now, but CBS, Fox, ESPN, and Yahoo are all options. If anyone is interested, please reply to me directly with "FFB" in the subject (spam filter, yo.) All applicants will be considered but screened, because our league is not nice. [...] From d2d at attrition.org Fri Jul 28 13:02:20 2017 From: d2d at attrition.org (Dee Dee Winters) Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2017 18:02:20 -0000 Subject: [attrition] rant: Tales from a DEF CON CFP Troll Message-ID: by d2d & Lyger I was attending a conference this spring, listening to various presentations, and hearing some speakers drone on about Jericho like he'd saved a million baby humpback fucking whales. That took Jericho from the dank, recessed and dimly lit long-term storage area of my brain into short-term memory, which is less dank and dimly lit, and more like an awesome rainbow painted room with strobe lights and constant orgies. Anyway, the more talks I attended, the more I realized that I'd heard pretty much everything said at this conference at a previous conference (DEF CON 24), less than a year earlier. [...] http://attrition.org/security/rants/defcon_cfp_trolling.html From d2d at attrition.org Thu Jul 13 15:46:41 2017 From: d2d at attrition.org (Dee Dee Winters) Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2017 20:46:41 -0000 Subject: [attrition] Twitter Postal: Barney, Friends, Disorders & Disease Message-ID: http://attrition.org/postal/z/twits/ Episode II : Barney, Friends, Disorders & Disease #020 - Sinfvll's Engineer Won Big #019 - Rashpalsandhu Needs a Larry #018 - Ariel C Gives it Up Easy #017 - Iovatoroses Deals with Narcolepsy #016 - Ashwin Stuffs One #015 - FineseIena Is Simply The Best #014 - Malektrades Shan't Be Timeless #013 - Zustiner Bell Savior #012 - Anonymos Romance #011 - Phlexes Cheating Husband [...]