[attrition] Question of the month (year/decade/century)

[Lyger]

If a chicken-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how 
long would it take a centipede with 99 wooden legs to kick all of the 
seeds out of a dill pickle?

Funniest, most original, or most logical replies get re-sent to this 
list.  Any answers that try to correlate the question to infosec 
automatically get discarded, or the author mocked, at my own discretion.

For your amusement,
Lyger (the other white meat)