From lyger at attrition.org Sat Jun 15 01:00:00 2013 From: lyger at attrition.org (Lyger) Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500 (CDT) Subject: [attrition] Fantasy Football. Yes, we said that. Message-ID: Last year, some of us in attrition-land actually participated in a 10-team Yahoo fantasy football league. It was fun and free, and as far as we can tell nobody was too terribly offended at the message board. The thing that we were offended at is that Jericho, who doesn't even *like* football, somehow made the playoffs and finished third overall. So... we kicked him out for 2013 and now need a replacement. We are seeking one (1) perfect team manager to fill Jericho's spot. In 50 words or less, please reply directly to me (lyger at attrition.org) why you would want to be in this year's league, how you can take online abuse on a weekly basis, and what you can bring to the table to make this year's league a full plate and table of awesomeness. First come, first serve, and we reserve the right to deny applicants who may cry when Mrs. Lyger drafts Tim Tebow before they get the chance to do so. No, really... anyway... From jericho at attrition.org Sat Jun 15 01:04:32 2013 From: jericho at attrition.org (security curmudgeon) Date: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:04:32 -0500 (CDT) Subject: [attrition] Fantasy Football. Yes, we said that. In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: On Sat, 15 Jun 2013, Lyger wrote: : Last year, some of us in attrition-land actually participated in a : 10-team Yahoo fantasy football league. It was fun and free, and as far : as we can tell nobody was too terribly offended at the message board. : The thing that we were offended at is that Jericho, who doesn't even : *like* football, somehow made the playoffs and finished third overall. : So... we kicked him out for 2013 and now need a replacement. Not only "don't like", think it is a pansy sport full of over-paid sissy bitches. Oh, before any of you bitches cry out "beginner's luck", I finished third in this league, and second in another. Yes, I got suckered into filling a fantasy spot by two teams. : We are seeking one (1) perfect team manager to fill Jericho's spot. In 50 By "perfect", Lyger means someone who will actually set a line-up. Yes, I didn't do that 90% of the time last year, and got third. Oh, whatever the "waiver wire" is, hope you know it! Because I didn't. I had 0 waiver-wires or whatever the hell that means. Third.