From lyger at attrition.org Mon Feb 6 18:54:34 2012 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2012 18:54:34 -0600 (CST) Subject: [attrition] postal: Get Your SEO On Message-ID: http://attrition.org/postal/z/seo/ Search Engine Optimization (SEO), link exchange requests, increasing adwords... sure, they can be a legitimate business. However, that service is completely tarnished by the mouth-breathing morons that spam their crap out blindly, not realizing that offering a link exchange between a security site and a washing machine site may NOT be the perfect fit they think. After receiving enough of their crap and quickly sending it to /dev/null, we started replying. To make it more amusing for you, we borrowed the Despair.com poster generator and added targeted graphics to the pages below. read the sites you send crap to the brightest the internets has to offer your business model is sound. no, really. we're fully optimized already we still think she's a hooker we've killed for less we'll take "fuck", "off", and "die" please we know how you roll quaint, but a tad outdated do we look like we need your crap? From lyger at attrition.org Wed Feb 22 19:50:10 2012 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:50:10 -0600 (CST) Subject: [attrition] postal: SEO Engineer titles, aisle 5 (SEO Installment 2) Message-ID: http://attrition.org/postal/z/seo/ Search Engine Optimization (SEO), link exchange requests, increasing adwords... sure, they can be a legitimate business. However, that service is completely tarnished by the mouth-breathing morons that spam their crap out blindly, not realizing that offering a link exchange between a security site and a washing machine site may NOT be the perfect fit they think. After receiving enough of their crap and quickly sending it to /dev/null, we started replying. To make it more amusing for you, we borrowed the Despair.com poster generator and added targeted graphics to the pages below. never got the hookers or blow not enough sarcasm or VIC-20s we should have kept that domain or a three-way? llama semen 4.5 years later... with a cherry on top a fair trade french fried pertaters