From jericho at attrition.org Tue Dec 8 05:39:50 2009 From: jericho at attrition.org (security curmudgeon) Date: Tue, 8 Dec 2009 05:39:50 +0000 (UTC) Subject: [attrition] Quotation of the day for December 8, 2009 (fwd) Message-ID: ---------- Forwarded message ---------- "We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography. We couldn't find any." - Simon Louis Lajeunesse, professor at the University of Montreal, on the first hurdle in the way of a recent research project. [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html] From lazlo at attrition.org Sun Dec 13 09:35:22 2009 From: lazlo at attrition.org (Lazlo) Date: Sun, 13 Dec 2009 09:35:22 +0000 (UTC) Subject: [attrition] Lazlo's First Endorsement (attrition.org flasks for sale) Message-ID: http://attrition.org/news/content/flask.html Lazlo's First Endorsement Sun Dec 13 01:26:04 EST 2009 lazlo[at]attrition.org bitches... life isn't just about nuts. while a nice sack of nuts goes a long way in the winter, ultimately it isn't enough for me. life is also about booze, and lots of it. some nice scotch will keep me warm in the winter. smooth tequila will keep the lady squirrels friendly. some Boone's Farm will keep Lyger away from me. unfortunately, bottles are a pain to sneak into courtrooms, movie theatres and AA meetings. time to invest in a piece of drinking security... [..] http://cgi.ebay.com/Attrition-org-Lazlo-the-squirrel-drinking-flask_W0QQitemZ260522888618QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3ca85fcdaa [..] For all sales, 10% of proceeds will be donated to the The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. From lazlo at attrition.org Sat Dec 19 06:59:33 2009 From: lazlo at attrition.org (Lazlo) Date: Sat, 19 Dec 2009 06:59:33 +0000 (UTC) Subject: [attrition] City Park has been terrorized Message-ID: attention squirrel lovers! Denver City Park has been sufficiently terrorized. dominance established, lady squirrels ravaged. help me celebrate by toasting the holidays and general squirrel awesomeness! oh, and buy my flask you heathen, you know it's the only hope in hell you have of making it through this season with that shred of sanity you have left... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260522888618 ten percent of proceeds go to helping ensure i am the only one 'abusing' animals if you catch my drift! the rest goes to ensure the staff are bombed enough to keep updating web pages and making asses of themselves on twitter. what losers. Lazlo From lyger at attrition.org Wed Dec 23 04:32:33 2009 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:32:33 +0000 (UTC) Subject: [attrition] news: Lazlo and HNN: We Gotta Talk Message-ID: http://attrition.org/news/content/sprog.html so... it looks like Space Rogue from Hacker News Network wanted to be "nice" to me and ACK'd my existence in a HNNCast. about 6:55 in there, he mentions me... and then says "a STUPID NAME for a STUPID LOOKING SQUIRREL!" WTF?!? he said "you know we love you attrition"... well, DUH. if you're going to pick on attrition, mention Jericho's peanut butter fetish or make fun of Lyger for... well, for being Lyger, but you can leave ME out of it, i'm a SQUIRREL, dammit. i like nuts. and sprog is just mad because my granpappy used to spell check his news posts on the original HNN back in 1937 or whenever it was. JERK! a couple of weeks later, about 4:01 into another HNNCast, homeslice mentions me again... but in almost a sad way, like for some REASON a SQUIRREL having his own FLASK is PATHETIC. look here, sprog, do YOU have YOUR own flask? if so, i haven't seen it, so SHOW ME THE NUT^H^H^H FLASK. that's right, "was a squirrel, was a lush, lazlo's wine-o gear...o" L. *CLAP* Z. L. O. try doing that whole song using "space rogue" and your brain will implode. trust me, i asked cji to give it a shot and he barfed up a burrito. weak sauce there. oh yeah... nice sunglasses there, sprog, trying to hide that cold black squirrel hating heart. we know how you are. hater. [...] From jericho at attrition.org Wed Dec 30 02:14:27 2009 From: jericho at attrition.org (security curmudgeon) Date: Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:14:27 +0000 (UTC) Subject: [attrition] Attrition quote of the day Message-ID: "errata updates are generally fueled by rage and alcohol.." - Lyger (yes, we are working on a big overhaul to the errata pages.)