[attrition] news: The Life of Brian (on the road again)

[lyger]

http://attrition.org/~lyger/coke/road.html

It started about a month ago. I woke up at 6am, grabbed a Pepsi, and 
started checking email. After making the morning rounds of work email and 
attrition email, I turned to my fancy-shmancy work-issued Crackberry to 
clear out the inbox. On the tiny little monitor, there was a name in the 
"From:" field: Jericho. Timestamp was about 5am local. I thought to 
myself, "self, this cannot be a good thing because the only Jericho I know 
is on a business trip in Las Vegas." I clicked on "open" and saw the 
following:

You have new Picture Mail!
Click Go/View to see now.
http://attrition.org/~lyger/coke/001-vegas.jpg

So I check out the picture, right? And I think to myself, "self, what the 
hell is he doing? is this s00p3r-s3kr3t code? what's the frequency, 
kenneth?" And I sat... and I looked... and I pondered. Two hours of mental 
masturbation later, the short glass, blue lights, and one dollar bills 
finally sent a signal to my brain. I sent him an email with one question: 
"strip club?"

His reply: "you win =)"

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