From lyger at attrition.org Sun Oct 1 01:10:30 2006 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Sun, 1 Oct 2006 01:10:30 -0400 (EDT) Subject: [attrition] postal: day's never finished, master's got me working Message-ID: http://attrition.org/postal/p0012.html services rendered everybody wangsta chung tonight what a bitch you can't only eat one RECOGNIZE plugging up the holes squirrel on the run we love you long time in other words, we win sailing the seas of cheese From jericho at attrition.org Mon Oct 2 00:24:19 2006 From: jericho at attrition.org (security curmudgeon) Date: Mon, 2 Oct 2006 00:24:19 -0400 (EDT) Subject: [attrition] Attrition Web Logs: The Attack of the Lesbian Eskimo Nazis Message-ID: http://attrition.org/postal/logs/index.html From lyger at attrition.org Wed Oct 4 16:27:38 2006 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Wed, 4 Oct 2006 16:27:38 -0400 (EDT) Subject: [attrition] rant: Stupid E-mail Disclaimers and the Stupid Users that Use Them Message-ID: http://attrition.org/security/rants/z/disclaimers.html Wed Oct 5 16:24:32 EDT 2006 martums & jericho We thought it would be a fad. Ok, we hoped it would be a fad, destined to go away as quickly as it came. Unfortunately, those worthless e-mail legal disclaimers still pollute the internet. Written by overzealous lawyers that don't seem to realize the stupidity futility of their effort, poorly worded legal gibberish tries to force you into binding contracts to protect their careless mistakes. One of their employees just fires off an e-mail full of corporate secrets? No worries! That legal disclaimer will ensure the unintended recipient deletes it without question! Wishful thinking douchebag lawyers. We can't help it--this really makes us nuts. When will these people learn? You transmitted your crappy mind-numbing message to us, in plain text, over the public internet. It's ours (and whoever is sniffing our mail) to do with as we please and you can't have it back, so piss off. We won't delete it, we will publish it, we will forward it, and there is nothing you can do about it. Go ahead, take us to court, but try to find a shred of legal precedent first, ok? [...] From lyger at attrition.org Tue Oct 10 21:05:28 2006 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Tue, 10 Oct 2006 21:05:28 -0400 (EDT) Subject: [attrition] review: Movie: Little Miss Sunshine Message-ID: http://attrition.org/movies/lms.html Little Miss Sunshine (2006) Czarina Little Miss Sunshine is an off the wall, rollicking picture of an acutely dysfunctional family that has a warm and fuzzy finish. Reminiscent of Malcolm in the Middle, the film tracks a family's calamity-filled road trip from New Mexico to California to compete in a child beauty pageant. With Murphy's Law prevailing at every turn, what should have been a mundane, uneventful journey became a misadventure that would test the family bonds of even the Waltons. Our story opens with little 7 year old Olive Hoover (the adorable Abigail Breslin: Signs) watching a beauty pageant on TV and mimicking the actions of the contestants -- living her fantasy of being crowned vicariously through them. Although Olive has placed as a runner up in a local competition, she is dying to participate in the prestigious Little Miss Sunshine pageant, but coming in second place doesn't give her a spot in Little Miss Sunshine. However, luck is on her side as the winner loses her crown, and Olive now has a chance to go to California for the pageant. The entire family is behind her, but they are strapped for cash and can't afford to fly, so they decide to pile into the family's raggedy ass VW bus, and they stab westward towards the Golden State. [...] From lyger at attrition.org Tue Oct 17 21:29:09 2006 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:29:09 -0400 (EDT) Subject: [attrition] review: Movie: Firewall Message-ID: http://attrition.org/movies/firewall.html Firewall 2006 Lyger Actually, I wanted to review this movie a few months ago when I was doing the WarGames, Hackers, and Antitrust reviews. Then I freaked out, joined the Army, worked for the government, and went into business for myself... I'm a professional killer. Or something like that. Okay, okay, so I'm a slacker and forgot to get around to it. Firewall starts off with opening credits that include what appears to be surveillance video. Not exactly building into any suspense there, kids. Jack Stanfield (Harrison Ford) is a middle-aged security expert with a family and a respectable job with a decent office (hell of a view there), and a problem. He's being set up to help rob his own employer, and as a security "expert", tries to protect himself and his family from the nefarious doings of his enemies. In short order, his family is kidnapped and held hostage in order to make Jack comply to their demands. In other words, it's two hours of "MAH FAMBLY BE PWN3D, H0W KIN AH S4V3 D1M?" But hey, it's a movie... kinda. [...] From lyger at attrition.org Sat Oct 28 23:39:37 2006 From: lyger at attrition.org (lyger) Date: Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:39:37 -0400 (EDT) Subject: [attrition] postal: sex FUCK sorry Message-ID: http://attrition.org/postal/p0012.html everyone comes to the party but we forgot to invite apacid this is a song about aliens always willing to lend a hand they call him tater day late, dollar short obviously meant for comega age doesn't matter sound advice global cheese ninja strikeforce