Snoogledlyboo and Schnookywookems engaged!
Fri Dec 24 23:27:48 MST 1999

Just a bit of congrats to an especially sick bastard
here at Attrition...

Earlier today, Cancer Omega and Satrina exchanged lumps
of metal and rock and announced their engagement. After
reviving friends and relatives from the shock, the rest
of the day progressed like most others. As Cancer told
me earlier, the rock he presented to Satrina is a little
bigger than the crack rocks modify smokes.

So, give them harassing mail and call them idiot love 
children like we do. Berate them for such silly notions
of love, committment, and wild fruity sex.

Congrats! ;)