A Lump of Coal for Punkis
Fri Dec 24 00:27:56 MST 1999
ATTRITION Staff

Just a few words about Attrition and the x-mas holidays.

Once again, fewer updates as the staff travel around the country
for the holidays. If you are tired of stuff not being updated,
deal with it ;)

Defacement Mirror News: From December 30 to Jan 2, the mirror
will NOT be updated! We will continue to mirror sites
as they are reported, but we will not update the mirror itself.
This is our way of saying "don't hack over the new year". The
poor abused federal agents are swamped as is. Give them a break
and let them deal with real terrorism, not "cyberterrorism".

Bleh, that is it. Short and sweet. Now we leave you with this
nice tune to give you an idea of the holiday sentiment we've
seen from the net!


The Twelve Days of Attrition

On the twelfth day of x-mas
My true love sent to me..

Twelve script kiddies a-defacing
Eleven spammers a-spamming
Ten groupies a-drooling
Nine AOLers a-begging
Eight feds a-subpoena'ing
Seven OC12's a-smurfing
Six million web hits
Five demented staff...
Four flagrant lawsuits
Three french bans
Two scene whores
And a botched FBI raid



Merry x-mas, happy new year and all that jazz.