@mckeay The sad thing about IPv6 jokes is that almost no one understands them and no one is using them yet.
@dildog What's up with the jokes... Give it a REST, guys... 
@ChrisJohnRiley: The worst thing about #protolol is that you get the broadcast even if you really don't give a shit!
@mdreid: The best thing about proprietary protocol jokes is REDACTED. 
@maradydd: The bad thing about Turing machine jokes is you never can tell when they're over #protolol
@UWTravis: RFC1918 jokes are inside jokes #protolol
@dakami The worst part of SSH jokes is that, even when they're not funny, you suck it up and just pretend they were anyway. #protolol
@zhov I tried to come up with an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted. #protolol
@toastido: The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care if you get them or not. #protolol
? The worst thing about Perl jokes is that next morning you can't understand why they seemed so funny.
@thornmaker My favorite are DOM XSS jokes... so subtle that most people never get them #protolol
@Complex360: I don't make SQLi jokes myself, I get them FROM USERS #protolol
@toastido The bad thing about HTML DOM jokes is that everyone has their own interpretations, so you have to tell them 9000 different ways. #protolol
@spikelynch: The problem with GIS jokes is that you really had to be there #protolol
@dasfiregod The worst part about token ring jokes is that if someone starts telling one while you are telling yours, all joking stops. #protolol
@jwgoerlich What did the one smtp server say to the other? ... You had me at EHLO! #protolol
@alexdgardner The issue with IPv6 jokes is that no one is using them yet #protolol
@toastido The awesome thing about BGP jokes is that the intended audience will likely get them, one way or another. #protolol
@LnxPrgr3 The bad thing about RIP jokes is they often leave everyone near you in a stunned silence. #protolol
@thornmaker Everybody loves MitM jokes. Well, everybody except Alice and Bob that is. #protolol
@toastido The great thing about SQL transaction jokes is that once you BEGIN, you can ROLLBACK if nobody gets them. #protolol
@OhMeadhbh: the SYN flood attack #protolol: "knock knock. who's there? knock knock. who's there? knock knock. who's there? ..."
@yoshicool: People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live.  #protolol
@spikelynch The problem with mutex jokes is that they're race-ist. #protolol
@toastido The sweet thing about PXE jokes: 10.10.34.2/pxelinux.0 #protolol
@xntrik The problem with Ruby jokes is they ask to not be repeated. #protolol
@yoz: order best is tell that The you thing can about jokes BitTorrent  them in any. #protolol
@thealuc: #protolol the problem with RSA jokes is, they get stolen before one can tell 'em (corrected the typo)
@thornmaker: I would tweet a joke about CSRF if you hadn't just done so yourself #protolol
@JohnBumgarner The problem with telling a boolean joke is that everyone wants to know if it's true or false.   #protolol
@xntrik The problem with SWIFT jokes is that they can be so damn expensive if you screw them up. #protolol
@quinnweaver: The lame thing about script kid comedy is that someone else writes all their jokes for them; they just deliver the lines. #protolol
@silentlennie: The great thing about BGP jokes ? Anyone can claim they are their own, all you can do is hope your neighbours like them 
@xntrik The problem with git jokes is everyone has their own version. #protolol
@bonsaiviking Every Inception joke was a TOR joke first. #protolol
@mikepuchol Who wants serial killers when you can have much faster parallel killers? With Centronics ports! #protolol
@oising: IGMP joke; please retweet. #protolol
@jacobwcarlson How do you keep a UDP client in suspense? #protolol
@thingspeak There's more than one way to tell a Perl joke, but only one of the ways actually is understandable. #protolol
@mrhodes You won't find an IPX joke funny unless its framed correctly #protolol
@dispensa There... There is... There is nothing... There is nothing funny about path MTU detection. #protolol
@toastido The trouble with GSM jokes is finding the right frequency in which to tell them. #protolol
@pingudownunder The problem with SPML jokes is that Google, Salesforce and Ping think they can create a simpler version  #protolol
@jwgoerlich Spy vs spy. RS-232 vs MI6. Who you going to call? Baud, James Baud. #protolol
@pingudownunder The problem with TCPIP jokes is that when I tell them, all I want is an ACK but usually get FINs and RSTs #protolol
@yoshicool LPR jokes are always on the line #protolol
@oasisbob ARP jokes are often gratuitous. #protolol
@neuropunks Bad thing about BGP jokes is you never know if its a joke #protolol
@yoshicool RAID joke are always redundant #protolol
@yoshicool PPP jokes are always between two people #protolol
@yoshicool NTP jokes are always on time #protolol
@toastido ASCII jokes need no ANSI.  #protolol
@yoshicool Everyone gets a broadcast joke #protolol
@eigenrick: The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them. #protolol
@toastido SLIP jokes are always told in order. #protolol
@yoshicool VPN jokes are virtually private #protolol
@DamienMcKenna PHP is to slapstick as Java is to black comedy. #protolol
@reconbot: WHO HAS ANY ARP JOKES? #protolol
@yoshicool TTL jokes are short lived. #protolol
@toastido CHAP jokes are difficult to tell, because you have to perform a handshake, followed by a password, before they will be accepted. #protolol
@securitygen I'd make a joke about UDP, but I don't know if anyone's actually listening... #protolol
@yoshicool NNTP jokes are news to me!  #protolol
@switchingtoguns the worst thing about Tor jokes is that no one gets where you're coming from #protolol
@thornmaker I tried to tell a SSL rebinding joke, but twitter just displayed the punchline... #protolol
@alexdgardner I was telling a WEP joke once, but everyone already knew it #protolol
@yoshicool HELO I.am.an.SMTP.joke. #protolol
@toastido The problem with NetBIOS jokes is "HI I AM A PRINTER!" #protolol
@rsynnott The worst thing about endianism jokes is that .........  #protolol
@yoshicool Fragmentation jokes... #protolol
@yoshicool ...are always... #protolol
@yoshicool ...told in parts.  #protolol
@securitygen Let me speak out in the open: Telnet IS a joke! #protolol 
@olix0r: The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually #protolol
@LnxPrgr3 The bad thing about #protolol jokes is they've jumped the Wireshark.
@toastido The bad thing about bluetooth jokes is they can only be told to people you've paired up with.  #protolol
@yoshicool GOPHER #protolol
@poundifdef Too many people telling #protolol jokes at a cocktail party make it hard to focus on one conversation.
@eigenrick: The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them. #protolol
@mramsmeets: ICMP echo request called. He wants his reply back #protolol
@TimelessP: The best thing about SCADA jokes is that everyone gets to screw in the lightbulb. #protolol
@KippiHax I was promised a three way and all I got was a TCP handshake.  #protolol
@pozorvlak: The best thing about mathematical jokes is left as an exercise for the reader. #protolol
@bovil The problem with basic jokes is 10 goto punchline error line 10 punchline not found #protolol
@laen: Did you hear the one about the Jumbo frames?  It takes a long time to tell it.  #protolol
@thornmaker I hate Blind SQL injection jokes. The punchlines are always funny but they take too damn long to be delivered.  #protolol
@bovil I want to do an APL joke, but I don't have the character set. Besides, who needs 140 characters of code? #protolol
@mattepp The great thing about asynchronous jokes is you can forget all about timing. #daylate
@thornmaker I used to tell this really good joke about One Time Pads. No one got it the first time but everyone got it on the 2nd go around... #protolol
@thornmaker I must have heard the SDL joke told at least a hundred times now... and no one has got it right yet.  #protolol
@thezub The best thing about CSS jokes is that they are misunderstood and taken incorrectly by Internet Explorer. #protolol
@thornmaker Someone told me an AppScan joke the other day but they had to restart it 9 times and they skipped over all the important parts... #protolol
@vogon: The great thing about ASLR jokes is you never know where they're going.  #protolol
@itgirljs: The best thing about script jokes is that they start with a bang. #protolol
@mramsmeets: ICMP echo request called. He wants his reply back #protolol
@thezub The best thing about Gambas jokes is that in benchmarks it's faster to tell them vs. Python and Pearl jokes. http://is.gd/yw5gWs #protolol
@mynickisnick The best thing about Linux jokes is that new and improved versions of them keep popping up... #protolol
@mynickisnick The best thing about Windows jokes is that the number of them is proportional to the number of crashes... #protolol
@mynickisnick The best thing about Windows Phone jokes is... wait a moment, Windows Phone IS the joke! #protolol
@dfreamon The best part about WAF jokes is there are a hundred ways to tell them, and everyone is sure to get them. #protolol
@luispedrocoelho The great thing about rsync jokes is that it only tells them if you haven't heard them before. #protolol
@ADoug The punchline to this SCADA joke has been censored by the DHS. #protolol
@andreasdotorg: The good thing about OTR jokes is that you forget the punchline afterwards. #protolol
@goodbadwolf: The problem with IPV6 jokes is that they are hard to remember #protolol
@mramsmeets: The good thing with rainbow table jokes is that you have all posible outcomes before the joke itself #protolol #notrealprotothough
@zhov: The problem with MIME type jokes is that most people don't know how to handle them. #protolol
@jnsq The great thing about CDMA jokes is that 8 people can tell them at the same time, and the audience understands all of them. #protolol
@duckie37 I had a funny UDP joke to tell, but I lost it somewhere... #protolol
@skovatch When I worked at CompuServe we liked to tell ANPA jokes, but they quickly became yesterday's news. #protolol
@rickasaurus: The problem with token ring jokes is you need to wait your turn to laugh #protolol
@dwf The great thing about IPP jokes is that you always end up with a paper record of the joke in question. #protolol
@spikelynch: The problem with GIS jokes is that you really had to be there #protolol
@dwf The great thing about Zeroconf jokes is that you can just walk up to strangers and tell them, no introduction necessary. #protolol
@Tomalak The worst part about HTTP jokes is that you can never remember in which state you heard the last one. #protolol
@chiussi The best thing about packet delivery jokes is that they are best effort. #protolol
@RichGibson Everyone gets snmp jokes but only some people understand them #protolol
@RichGibson DHCP jokes only work when there is only one person telling them. #protolol
@jnsq The great thing about Infiniband jokes is that people can start retelling them before you've finished. #protolol
@RichGibson ping and traceroute jokes are only funny in groups #protolol
@RichGibson Do you know what is funny about X25 jokes?  Absolutely nothing. #protolol
@RichGibson WMS jokes let you check the joke capabilities before you hear them #protolol
@xcbsmith An IPv4 address space walks in to a bar, "A strong CIDR please. I'm exhausted." #protolol
@RichGibson A properly implemented WMS joke lets you span today and tomorrow #protolol
@dakami: The best thing about Skype jokes is the ridiculous lengths they'll go to, to be told at all. #protolol
@yoz: The best thing about Skype jooooookkkkess iiiii                not      bu    agai         *poink* #protolol
@jwgoerlich: I've been sitting here telling IPX jokes. Just realized that none of them can get onto the Internet. #protolol
@preed: Python jokes are usually funny, even though the format is always the same... /cc @spikelynch #protolol
@jnsq The great thing about SMTP jokes is thousands of people who don't know you will retell them to whoever you want if you ask nicely. #protolol
@jnsq The great thing about WebDAV jokes is you can tell many different versions of the same joke and people will still listen. #protolol
@RichGibson OSPF jokes are nice because they are never negative. #protolol
@jnsq The great thing about IP over Avian Carrier jokes is that if your joke gets fragmented, you at least get free dinner. #protolol
@RichGibson If you aren't careful @dakami will take your nice DNS joke and cram a whole extra punchline on the end. #protolol
@JimPurbrick: The worst thing about non-HTTP jokes is that no matter how good they are, nobody cares #protolol
@RichGibson You can hide a whole filesystem in the time between telling a TCP joke and when people get it. #protolol
@RobertWinkel The problem with #protolol jokes is that they are too self-referencial. #protolol
@RichGibson AT command modems are funny when ATHO <no carrier> #protolol
@shazow The best thing about Bitcoin jokes is that they're always funnier the next time you tell them. #protolol
@RichGibson SUDO lets laugh at everyone's jokes #protolol
@RichGibson Multicast jokes are great, but you have to be paying attention #protolol
@K0nsp1racy: The ___ thing about Microsoft jokes is ____ you need to patch them all ___ time for them ___ work. #protolol
@RichGibson bittorrent jokes are only funny if you get the whole thing. #protolol
@RichGibson Xanadu jokes are funny because - Wait, did you back attribute that correctly? #protolol
@voqo: The worst thing about HTML jokes is that your audience doesn't always GET it. #protolol
@RichGibson Only the odd numbered ROT13 jokes have a chance of working #protolol
@RichGibson ISTABU jokes are mostly funny in Finland. #protolol
@hindentristan The problem with SILC jokes is VqaxMz9JY+hDkRjrYJeeDKcdknIyxVtyBo+oywA+nvJPHEBOQ1fJ36LAgEwcGchFK/HDo5InJgl/vC6vlONkgmuR1. 
@RichGibson Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Gamma Ray jokes can really get under your skin. #protolol
@RichGibson wikileaks jokes are only really funny after a real news outlets tells us we can laugh. #protolol
@MorrayeM: The problem with FTP jokes is that everyone can get them. #protolol
@seccubus The problem with modbus jokes is that they don't register with everyone. But if they do you coil up with lauchter  #protolol
@SeanRuetschi The funny thing about HTTP jokes is that everyone is POSTing them at the moment. #protolol
@RichGibson gigapan jokes are best when you forget to take down the postit with your password on it. #protolol
@RichGibson tilecache jokes just build and build until you either laugh or just clear the cache. #protolol+
@RichGibson Twitter jokes are, oh, look at this pretty picture of a freaking whale. #protolol
@missmcj A TCP packet walks into a bar "I want a beer." Bartender responds "You want a beer?" Packet responds "I want a beer." #protolol 
@sylvander IPoAC will be viable when pigs fly - which will, in turn, add to existing capacity (if the pigs are of the homing kind). #protolol
@mitchblevins: I had an Ethernet joke, but somebody else told it at the same time.  So I exponentially backed off and tried again. #protolol
@splattne: Error 404. The requested punchline was not found in this tweet. #protolol
@hvcco #protolol the problem with XML jokes is that if they're not well formed you don't get the ending
@ADoug OSI model jokes work on so many levels. #protolol
@peerlessdeepak The best thing about #protolol jokes is that they are #protolol jokes:)
@loell I wish wed go back to a time where everybody enjoyed fingering each other. #protolol
@RichGibson All the humor in a Java joke has been encapsulated and abstracted into a base library written in c. #protolol
@RichGibson COBOL jokes perform varying humor #protolol
@ADoug You might not laugh at this #protolol about ipv4-in-ipv6 encapsulation because it's an inside joke.
@akujobi: My HEAD hurts because I don.t GET all the HTTP jokes y.all PUT on my timeline. I have to DELETE some of them POST-haste
@securitygen: I received a Tor joke from someone. have no idea who they are though.
@RichGibson ssh -D jokes just pop up where they are not expected. #protolol
@RichGibson TOR jokes start and end almost anywhere. #protolol
@tristanwatkins These networking jokes are great, but with SharePoint people you need handle the protocol a bit differently #protolol
@RichGibson If you freeze a joke in RAM it will still be there when you take the computer apart. #protolol
@virtualblackfox The worst thing about GPIB jokes is that you must *WAI for the punchline #protolol
@RichGibson The problem with PtP jokes is that everyone has to decide how much to laugh themselves. #protolol
@RichGibson kickstarter jokes are all or nothing #protolol
@RichGibson nobody gets micropayment jokes #protolol
@behets Worst thing about PHP jokes, no matter how good or bad, everyone laughs.  Almost #protolol
@manicsocratic A packet header walks into a bar, the bartender holds up a gun to the packet, statefully. #protolol
@RichGibson few people understand a Douglas Englebart joke until after the patents have run out. #protolol
@manicsocratic An RADIUS server once asked me for some lip balm because he was feeling a CHAP. #protolol
@RichGibson Considering how queer tolerant SF is people are mighty upset my MitM jokes #protolol
@RichGibson Tweet, tweet, tweet.  Doesn't anybody finger anymore? #protolol
@manicsocratic What's a pirate's favorite method of remote access? - ARRRRRRRRDP #protolol
@yvesvanlaer Having a good laugh with #protolol. 'MySQL is angry with me, "did you break it?" she asks; "yes" I said, "I DROP DATABASE"'.
@loell Mr. OAuth tries to cash out a cheuqe, it bounced! Teller said. Invalid signature. #protolol
@RichGibson Even if you don't get a multicast joke, the bloke next to you can explain it. #protolol
@manicsocratic Ever since I converted to ReiserFS I can't seem to find those pictures of my wife. #protolol
@tristanwatkins Someone could make a packet out of these networking jokes #protolol
@tristanwatkins .@weshackett just told me to go easy on the #protolol. I must have missed that cable
@protolol "DNS servers must feel sad, nobody calls them by their name." http://goo.gl/Ph2lR #protolol
@iamtef: I have a #protolol joke about fermat but alas; 140 characters is not enough to tell it.
@toastido: The bad thing about XML jokes is that they take too long to tell, and sometimes are completely valueless. #protolol
@lispcat Standup comedy is like UDP: if they didn't get it the first time, don't bother trying again. It's the tell-and-pray #protolol
@lensassaman: "The problem with DRM jokes is that you can't share them with your friends." #protolol
@pozorvlak: What's the best thing about Prolog jokes? No. #protolol
@protolol There. There is. There is nothing. There is nothing funny about path MTU detection. http://goo.gl/paa4i #protolol
@pietercolpaert The problem with SIP-jokes is that you need to be invited first #protolol
@maleadt The problem with PGP jokes is that you need to gain everybody's trust before they can laugh with it. #protolol
@preed: Python jokes are usually funny, even though the format is always the same... 
@BatistLeman Good thing about a Serial-joke is people won't interrupt you when telling it #protolol
@pletterpet Best #protolol joke I have heard: An IPv4 address walks into a bar and says: "Quick, give me a drink. I am exhausted!"
@letharion The problem with Drupal jokes is that there are 10000 to choose from, and only a few are funny, but you don't know which ones #protolol
@RichGibson: The problem with PtP jokes is that everyone has to decide how much to laugh themselves. #protolol
@fpletz: The bad thing about Haskell jokes is that let understood = map (isJust . understand) $ repeat joke in or understood == False #protolol
@gveloper: I'm working on a bittorrent joke, but I only have about 30% and nobody's seeding! #protolol
@quinnweaver: The great thing about a SIGKILL joke is, there's no way you can't get it (there's no ignoring it). #protolol
@quinnweaver: Thus bad thing about SQL injection jokes is when people take them literally. #protolol
@quinnweaver: The bad thing about an embedded systems joke is, if you tell it wrong, you're done. You'll never get a chance to re-tell it. #protolol
@kroosec: The bad thing about IPv6 jokes is that nobody wants to tell them first. #protolol
@thecoolroomie The best part about these #protolol jokes is that you want to hear as many as you can once you get the first one. :P
@peter_tonoli Chuck Norris has only one OSI layer - Physical #protolol
@peter_tonoli I tried to tell a rlogin joke, but no one listens any more #protolol
@lensassaman: The good thing about Twitter jokes is they're so short. (ht/@maradydd) #meta #protolol
@dcept905 The worst thing about #protolol jokes is the ridiculous TTL :P
@mikesherov #protolol TheGoodThingAboutDomainNameJokesISThatAllTheGoodShortOnesHaveBeenTold.com unless you're being creati.ve
@AVGP Chuck Norris doesn't do #tcp handshake - he does #tcp roundhouse-kick to initiate the connection. #protolol
@mikesherov #protolol The best thing about Linux command line jokes is that they're easier to understand if you use a pipe.
@chucksparrow The bad thing about RTS jokes is, you must first get ready to get them told #protolol
@Nero_Impala DHCP jokes are leased #protolol
@dummybert the bad thing about KERBEROS jokes is: You can't understand them if your clock is wrong. #protolol
@kaiengert The Problem with SSL jokes is that you must get someone else to vouch for you before you can tell the joke. #protolol
@kbh01 the problem with UDP jokes: I don't get half of them #protolol
@Nero_Impala OSI Layer-8 jokes are infinite. #protolol
@krnlde One great thing about XSD jokes is that you'll get a warning for every inappropriate content. #protolol
@dummybert SSH 1.33 and/or 1.5 protocol jokes are useless. #protolol
@metaphox the best GFW jokes are inaccessible from China. #protolol
@mattbing Nobody likes a Debian SSH joke. Everyone can guess the punchline. #protolol
@d3rp3t3r the good thing about bitcoin jokes is you can mine them yourself #protolol
@murphy_karasu At least Ruby jokes have class. #protolol
@FloMaetschke The bad thing about mono jokes is you know them ahead of time #protolol
@geomblog: The best thing about NP jokes is that you can assume they exist; someone else decides if they're funny #protolol
@quinnweaver: The best thing about symmetric cryptography jokes is, um. it's a secret. #protolol
@gunfood The problem with SMTP jokes are, you need some good reason to came back after greylisting and tell them again. #protolol
@JustinZaneBurns The problem with a SQL security joke is that Sony don't get it. #protolol
@kniepbert The good thing about Infiniband jokes is that the receiver __will__ get 'em #protolol
@dildog: What's up with the jokes... Give it a REST, guys... #protolol
@longstag "Time to laugh exceeded!!!" #TTL #protolol
@rainynight65 A SQL Query walks into a bar, approaches two tables and asks 'Can I join you?' #protolol
@bondingHamburg The problem with Miranda jokes is that they are too lazy. And that they cannot unify num.>num with num. http://miranda.org.uk #protolol
@neuntoeter The bad thing about Kerberos jokes is that I can't tell them to you because I don't trust you and I don't know your name! #protolol
@thornmaker Someone sent me 3K Fortify jokes the other day. I read through every last one of them and only 1 of them was funny. #protolol
@krnlde One big problem with Bittorrent jokes is, everybody just leeches. When they got them they stop seeding immediately. #protolol
@protolol "The funny thing about C jokes is when the null terminator is %s ¾Ò¾Ð>Ó¾ÑÞØ.·7çÉýWPw.àøßÿkúo.p4ÿûø.ô4h" http://goo.gl/8Sziw #protolol
@data_cop the best thing about DNSSEC jokes is that you can check if they were told wrong #protolol
@sgoguen A good SOAP joke should be clean so it's acceptable for all protocols. #protolol
@data_cop the best thing about DNSSEC is that - oh look a Dan Kaminsky appeared! #protolol
@bonsaiviking I heard a great one about IPSEC, but you wouldn't get it -- it's an inside joke. #protolol
@rpl The problem with pdf jokes is, Please enter the password to copy the punchline. #protolol
@stephennaicken I'd love to tell you a publish/subscribe joke, but you need to tell me what it's about or some part of it, so that you can get it. #protolol
@bonsaiviking I'd tell you the one about the CIDR block, but you're too classy. #protolol
@svindlerdk snmp walks intoabar and gets unknown object identifier #protolol
@chrissistrunk Is "smoke signal" a routable protocol? #protolol
@gcouprie the best thing about ECB jokes is that you don't need to hear the beginning to understand the whole joke #protolol
@svindlerdk I'd like to tell you the full joke about a BGP table but I don't think you can remember it all #protolol
@svindlerdk Give me some SLAAC, I'm just trying to prepare for #WorldIPv6Day #protolol #IPv6
@neuntoeter rsync warning: some jokes vanished before they could be transferred (code 24) #protolol
@Venty IHAVE <a.new.joke.about@NNTP> #protolol
@Venty The problem with greylisting jokes is, that you always have to tell them twice. #protolol
@AdmVonSchneider: The sad thing about Kerberos jokes is that you first have to buy a ticket to join the laughter #protolol
@Venty The best thing about XMPP jokes is that you can tell when they're available. #protolol
@TheTinyToon I like ARP-Jokes, because it's so easy to make them appear to originate from other persons. #protolol
@IT4n6 ok.. just one more nerd joke: "George Bush only knows one #OSI Layer - 8" #protolol #myownidea
@focalintent The best thing about 404 jokes is... wait, damnit, it's around here somewhere.  (Hey look, there's a 302 joke over there!) #protolol
@cgommel Unfortunately you need MIB files to understand the best SNMP jokes. #protolol
@rubysolo: The problem UDP jokes #protolol
@speedyop The problem with facebook jokes is that you need to register to see them #protolol
@TheTinyToon Huntingtons clash of civilizations should be solved by computer scientists. Just RFC all those social protocols. #protolol
@AndyMcGeeDE You need to tell a authorized POP3 joke before you can have a SMTP laugh. #protolol
@TheTinyToon In high society, TCP is more welcome than UDP. At least it knows a proper handshake. #protolol
@JastrzebskiJ The thing about XSS jokes is telling them in the right context. #protolol
@_Vincent The good thing about recursive jokes is the good thing about recursive jokes. #protolol
@nzJayZee: The problem with CSS jokes is that everyone understands them differently #protolol
@itpastorn So functional jokes don't follow procedure?  #protolol
@chiussi: The best thing about Twitter API jokes is that you can only make 100 of them per hour #protolol
@jsgf The worst thing about IPSEC jokes is that nobody knows if you've told the whole thing properly. #protolol
@itpastorn The best thing about declarative jokes is that you only have to prescribe laughter, no need to actually tell the joke. #protolol
@sevildevil1990 The problem with long polling jokes: They take forever... until you lose interest. #protolol
@kelko: The worst thing about recursive jokes is, that, when malformed, they never end #protolol
@itpastorn The best thing about an XHR joke is that you only need to retrieve it in part. #protolol
@olafhartig The problem with NoSQL jokes: It's not clear in what language to tell them #protolol
@mpmselenic Take my wifi... please! #protolol
@fredowsley I was going to use my web server to tell this joke, but I don't think you would GET it. #protolol
@nuddlegg the problem with #protolol jokes is you either make up a brilliant one or a total idiot out of yourself
@wesmorgan1 Too many SMTP jokes push the envelope of  good taste... #protolol
@TimelessP The best thing about CUPS jokes is that no matter how old it gets it keeps being updated. #protolol
@roguetexan The thing about CSRF jokes is getting someone else to tell it for you. #protolol
@assaron @Bladel You misspelled. Correct version: the best thing about tautology jokes is the best thing about tautology jokes. #protolol
@ayourtch I tried to tell a #protolol joke but it was too long for my family - they stopped listening after the first quarter of it.
@jumper_tdv The problem with Tor jokes is that the first two recipients never understand it.  #protolol
@ulakarzelek Worst thing about pike jokes is they are indexing the NULL value with "laugh" #protolol
@ulakarzelek The worst part with R jokes is that you cannot find them via google #protolol
@aakashhdesai The best thing about RIP jokes is that they're funny 15 more times. #protolol
@philrem arrival order packet joke is critical to good a make #protolol
@mydalon The good thing about object oriented jokes is they bring their own laughter method. #protolol
@shaver The best part about IPv6 jokes is that you don't have to make up the punchline for 15 years. #protolol
@nuddlegg the best thing about #solr jokes is that they are mostly made up by stopwords #protolol
@mydalon The good thing about failover jokes is that if you stop telling them someone else will continue. #protolol
@crowder A lot of people seem to be violating #protolol by failing to adhere to the "proto" part of the spec.
@jsgf The thing about ISO/OSI jokes is that they're palendromes. That's the best you can say about them. #protolol
@JimPurbrick The best thing about Google Wave jokes is that you can always open source them and hope someone else makes them funny #protolol
@inidreamtheater The bad thing about smtp is  everyone can visit Homee  #protolol
@kroosec The good thing about Apple jokes is that everyone think they are new, funny and awesome, even if you just stole them. #protolol
@Clechuck #protolol The bad thing with jokes around EOF
@pello The problem with source-routing jokes is that there is always a chance to rebrand the implementation at each IP version release #protolol
@opheleon The worst thing about UTF-8 jokes are ĹεġаÏ.γ üƨÈ.È.Å¡. #protolol
@wesmorgan1 I always get jittery when making jokes in real time. #protolol
@mkhl: The best thing about singleton jokes is the worst thing about singleton jokes. #protolol
@smurfix The best thing about Appletalk is that nobody is using it any more. #protolol
@ypiypi When you laugh to an Apple joke, you need to laugh the same way as million people. #protolol
@wesmorgan1 I saw your POST, but could only respond with OK - I guess I didn't GET it. #protolol
@stevejacobs: The worst thing about NP complete jokes is that there is no good way to tell them... #protolol
@FlohEinstein I don't care if you get the UDP joke or not. I don't even know. #protolol
@FlohEinstein There are no good DH jokes because nobody agrees on the same prime #protolol
@awagner73 it may take awhile,............when telling a java joke. but then everybody is catching a laugh-attack. wtihout exceptions. #protolol
@JohnBumgarner The problem with a cryptography joke is that you need to tell a pair of them before anyone understand what's being said.   #protolol
@drwhax The good thing about #tor and their unions is that's like a virtual machine in a virtual machine, it will be slow.. inception! #protolol
@mitchblevins: I had an Ethernet joke, but somebody else told it at the same time.  So I exponentially backed off and tried again. #protolol
@plasticje The great thing about NFSv3 jokes is that anyone can join the laughter. #protolol
@FlohEinstein The strange thing about BGP jokes is that they're borderline funny but everybody repeats them anyway #protolol
@hibri Only Alice and Bob get public/private key jokes #protolol
@uebelhacker after an #IPv6 joke I cannot remember how it started #protolol
@hibri didn't we run out of IPv4 jokes? #protolol
@uebelhacker finding a #heartbeat joke is like splitting #brains #protolol
@mramsmeets I tweeted several IPX/SPX jokes, but they cant reach the Internet #protolol
@n8grabb I'd dropped my SLIP for a quick #protolol
@preed The bad thing about #WWDC jokes is there's always one more thing... #protolol
@tv: The great thing about Teredo jokes is that you can tell smart jokes even when surrounded by dumb peers. #protolol
@andywarfield T he bes thin gabou tTCPfl owcontr oljokesi sthatthey knowwhento backo ff.... #protolol
@sgoguen {1,Two guys}{2,Hear about}{1,are talking}{2,the dope}{1,in}{2,who confused}{1.full-duplex,}{2,TDM with full-duplex?} #protolol
@jbxf LAN jokes can only be told properly if you tell an STP joke first. #protolol
@jbxf A token walks into a bar. Another token can't walk into the bar because it's afraid of the dog. #protolol
@jbxf It's very comforting to know there's at least one #protolol joke about coffee.
@andywarfield The best thing about SPDY jokes is that many people get them (whether they want to or not.) #protolol
@jbxf The more #protolol jokes, the worse the protocol. Very intuitive.
@jbxf A webserver may tell you her joke, but only if you tell her where you're from and give her a cookie. #protolol
@wesmorgan1 UDP jokes don't always get a laugh - unreliable material, don't you know.... #protolol
@iddux Postgres finds foreign jokes offensive. Not so for MySQL #protolol
@iddux awk jokes work best as one-liners #protolol
@mjambon Blocking this SSH joke because IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY! #protolol
@iddux C joke run. #protolol
@iddux No SOAP, radio. #protolol
@iddux XML jokes are well-formed #protolol
@iddux C# jokes are dull. #protolol
@dildog thankfully, Twitter journaled the entire #protolol conversation and now we can revert the transaction without committing it.
@0xabad1dea Yeah, we really need some sort of control message for when the #protolol feed gets congested... a protocol...
@van_Elden EIB-jokes as well as sans-papiers only imprint once they're registered. #protolol
@xthread Dude, #protolol got an entire CDC longword out of control..
@sambowne I made a great Digg joke last month but nobody saw it yet #protolol
@DirekteAktion: If you dont GET the TCP/IP #protolol, you never know if its because of the server or the proxy
@dfreamon gur orfg guvat nobhg EBG13 wbxrf vf, rirelbar unf gb qvt hc gurve 20 lrne byq pbairegref #protolol
@wesmorgan1 I have a great collection of Ada jokes, but it would take too long to compile them into a book... #protolol
@jhitchco: The four hard things in CS are cache invalidation, naming, and off-by-one errors. #protolol
@neverping I can't tell a real good "C" joke because i don't have Class. #protolol
@neverping The worst thing about i18n jokes is assuring everyone can understand it. #protolol
@rsnbrgr @attritionorg Use the #ETIMEDOUT hashtag. Any tweets you missed will get resent. #protolol
@WhyIsThisOpen Traffic shaping: All packets are equal, but some are more equal than others. #protolol
@j0sema http://protolol.com/nice.thing.about.REST.jokes.is.they.fit.in.a.URL #protolol
@hesalas00 If you don't GET it, you're not http'ing hard enough! #protolol
@deinspanjer Don't want anyone to know you're wasting time reading #protolol? Just set DNT=1 and I promise not to tell.
@nuddlegg the bad thing about WEP jokes is that they all stink, so better don't sniff them. #protolol
@salad_dodger The problem with SecureID jokes is that everyone already knows your punch line! #protolol
@nuddlegg the bad thing about bean sprout jokes is you never know where thEHEC they came from #protolol
@zoonlogonechon A joke about IEEE 802.15.5 is pointless if you tell it right.  #protolol
@schnitzelbecker I hope that there is no copyright on p2p jokes #protolol
@nuddlegg the worst thing about #protolol jokes is that it creaps into your head and everything is checked for protolollability
@alexlehm the good thing about online privacy jokes is that you never have to admin your told one #protolol
@alexlehm the fun thing about wikipedia jokes is that everybody can change the ending #protolol
@nuddlegg #solr jokes have too many facets for a proper punchline #protolol
@iddux: The problem with Perl jokes is that you have to read them 10 times before you get them #protolol
@0x52_de The sad thing about german #Wikipedia is... deleted for not being relevant. #protolol
@nuddlegg irc jokes are skype jokes told discontinuously are all wiretapped #protolol
@S4l2 Scheme jokes are :))) #protolol
@fa2gato is that the compiler may change the order. The best thing about FORTRAN jokes @protolol
@pocketAustria the good thing about #P2P jokes is that you only need to tell them once #protolol
@kedmanee You have to tell a broadcast joke to everybody to find the one who see the fun on it #protolol
@nuddlegg and electric heat jokes are a waste of energy #protolol
@nuddlegg get new midi jokes telling them to the wrong group #protolol
@sh0bhit105 After dropping the packet the IP said it was my best effort.. #protolol
@protolol "RFC1918 jokes are inside jokes" http://goo.gl/aWouS #protolol
@benn01 #protolol This joke has been lost in the iCloud
@tister Yeah, I know you wanna hear my 401 joke, but I'm not telling it unless you provide me proper authorization.  #protolol
@tister Sorry, but not allowed to tell you my 403 joke. So stop asking! #protolol
@tister Telling alot of bluetooth jokes will reduce the bandwidth of your wifi jokes. #protolol
@svindlerdk All the 301 jokes have moved permanently #protolol
@tister CRC jokes tend to get repeated until you get them right. #protolol
@nuddlegg: the problem with git jokes is that even branches could cause serious injuries reading them aloud #protolol
@Venty The best thing about distributed joking is that everybody can participate! joke@home #protolol
@Venty The worst thing about PS3 game jokes is that the punchline comes as a separate Downloadable Content. #protolol
@Venty #protolol  The problem with filesize limit jokes is
@Venty Serial jokes must be told bit by bit. #protolol
@nuddlegg broadcast your own arp jokes, mine are only funny within the same collision domain #protolol
@Trisk3t I don't always use TCPIP, but when I do it's a protocol that no one else uses #protolol
@twiterfroeschli The good thing about NoSQL jokes is, they scale well for larger audiences. #protolol
@skskilL The problem with java jokes is, people always tell them so slowly #protolol
@chiefmillso The problem with IPV6 jokes is they're long, obscure and no one gets them without a translation. #protolol  
@skskilL The best thing about iOS jokes is, that with v4 you can listen to more than one of them #protolol
@eqdw The great thing about rails jokes is that @dhh will force you to laugh at them #protolol
@csatl I could tell you some IPX jokes but they are all topical and based on events from the early 90's #protolol
@eqdw I heard a funny #protolol joke on Reddit yesterday. Guess I'll see it tomorrow on Digg
@iggdawg I know a great IPv6 joke, but I just don't think you're ready for it. #protolol
@iggdawg Why are ASAs so noisy?  They don't know how to ssh.  #protolol
@Nomulous What sucks about HTTP jokes is that if you start telling one and it goes badly, you can't modify the header to make it a 404. #protolol
@Nomulous What's more, HTTP jokes are rarely better than OK. #protolol
@KippiHax I was promised a three way and all I got was a TCP handshake.
@chknofthescene The halting problem with jokes is ............................. ... #protolol
@unp0ssible Three funny things about IRC: lol, rofl & lmao #protolol
@odwyerrob A UDP packet walks into a bar without a checksum. Nobody cares. #protolol
@itpastorn If you GET an HTTP joke, you may POST it, PUT it away or DELETE it from your HEAD. #protolol
@mivesto How about: If you GET an HTTP joke you have several OPTIONS: you may POST it, PUT it away or DELETE it from your HEAD #protolol
@rosecg I would tell you a WEP joke, but I need to collect 50,000 packets first #protolol #late #amidoingthisright?
@RolandFulde No FTP jokes on #protolol -- is it because they better pass through the gateways when they are passive?
@consttype The problem with python jokes is that you need meaningful pauses when telling them. #protolol
@dzen The problem with python jokes is that they are too explicits. #protolol
@speude the good thing with Cuil jokes is lasers with skirts made of concrete. Velociraptor. #protolol
@shornbachner The thing with Active-X jokes is that people either don't listen because it's too dangerous or don't even realize you told a joke. #protolol
@rosecg A problem I have with AS 3.0 jokes is that I have to remove the EventListener from the previous joke before telling a new one. #protolol
@wikiacademy The sad thing about flash jokes is that iOS users never get them. #protolol
@nuddlegg there probably won't be much .net jokes in the future but more for html5+javascript ones #protolol
@rosecg Oh, I have a good Actionscript joke now. Hold on, it's inside root.movieclip1.movieclip2.movieclip3.... #protolol
@RolandFulde Streaming multicast jokes: everybody starts listening at different times, so you end up telling them to everyone individually. #protolol
@sander2121 People who tell routing jokes always exceed their time-to-live. #protolol
@anigeluk Check out some SVN jokes and if you don't find them funny make a revision #protolol
@RolandFulde Hey! Your HTTP 206 joke did not have a punchline! #protolol
@anigeluk Someone was telling me a HTTP 304 joke but I heard it before #protolol
@beccoblu: I just read a joke about Facebook. and I like it. #protolol
@BlackSeptember_ A TCP packet walks into a bar "I want a beer." Bartender responds "You want a beer?" Packet responds "I want a beer." #protolol
@filthynerd I tried to DISCover some DHCP jokes, but nobody was OFFERing any. When I REQuested some, I wasn't even ACKnowleged. #protolol
@filthynerd The great thing about SCTP jokes is you can have more than one punchline in the same joke. #protolol
@rosecg An IRC Op told a joke but nobody laughed. He forgot the channel was set to +m and nobody had +v. #protolol
@CwGGeNiuS WEP cracking - the first sport to introduce replay #protolol
@CwGGeNiuS VoIP is the latest koolaid ingredient....seems like everyone is already taking a SIP #protolol
@Dpanzarella I sent an HTTP request, and all I got was this lousy teapot #protolol #rfc2324 #http418
@MichaelZed Hey @diveintomark, can I come over and tell you a sneakernet joke? #protolol
@pinwinomuerto The best thing about EIGRP jokes is that you can share them with your neighbors #protolol
@Panky9 CRC jokes tend to get repeated until you get them right. #protolol
@pello The problem with a ARP joke is that lazy admins could use proxy ARP if the ARP fails with subnets #protolol
@aris_ada #protolol the problem with #rawsockets jokes is that it takes ages just to write one, and chances are high nobody will understand it
@nuddlegg the punchline of a latex joke will only unfold after being converted to a pdf joke #protolol
@1aBonline The problem with 7/tcp and 7/udp #protolol is that the laughter sounds exactly the same as the joke.
@skimbrel The worst part about Flash jokes is that half of your listeners will block the punchline. #protolol
@skimbrel Doctor: What seems to be the problem? Router: It hurts when IP. #protolol
@skimbrel DNS jokes tell you where to find the punchline. #protolol
@CyruzDraxs The problem with Node.js jokes is that people laugh in chunked streams that need to be drained between each write. #protolol
@1aBonline Popular excuse why networks packets are late: "This traffic shaping router did not let me pass until the QoS parade was over." #protolol
@1aBonline Popular excuse why networks packets are late: "See, there was this big firewall suddenly, so I had to digg a tunnel for me." #protolol
@1aBonline Popular excuse why networks packets are late: "A shark bit my wire, and I had to fix it."  #protolol
@anigeluk no one ever gets my null routed jokes #protolol
@anigeluk 406 jokes are not acceptable #protolol
@DOMXss My favorite DOM XSS jokes were so funny but #DOMinator unleashed them all #protolol
@anigeluk wwhhaatt iiss  tthhee  bbeesstt tthhiinngg  aabboouutt ttccpp//77  jjookkeess #protolol
@svindlerdk There are 10 possibilities when you tell a binary joke. Either people get it or they don't #protolol
@nauj27 The sad thing about SQL jokes is that nobody GRANT you that you will ALTER PEOPLE MOOD #protolol
@CwGGeNiuS Got a joke about SNMP but its private ... #protolol
@yawg The worst thing about Error 402 jokes is you must login to GET them #protolol
@jruderman The great thing about telling HTTP 304 jokes is you won't accidentally tell someone the same joke twice. #protolol
@jruderman I have a great HTTP 302 joke, come over here and I'll tell you. #protolol
@sheppy The best thing about HTTP 100 jokes is that the best thing about HTTP 100 jokes is that the best thing about HTTP 100 jokes is... #protolol
@ruderman The best thing about fuzzing jokes is nobody minds if 99% of them aren't funny. #protolol
@jruderman The best thing about fuzzing jokes is the monkey in the bathtub. #protolol
@sheppy HTTP 200 jokes are only OK. #protolol
@kaiengert The best thing about X.509 jokes is that you can revoke them if they aren't funny. #protolol
@raccettura On 4/04 I went the parking lot and my car was Not Found.  Not kidding.  Stolen.  #protolol
@jtauber the best thing about HTTP 206 jokes is #protolol
@jtauber I think HTTP 203 jokes are funny but what would I know? #protolol
@ramenlabs MySQL joke has gone away #protolol
@lastontheboat I'm going to keep telling you this TCP joke until you get it. #protolol
@eykd I really don't GET HTTP 404 jokes. #protolol
@daniloeu I could even tell you a HTTP 403 joke, but you know, I'm not allowed to do it #protolol
@_ndsmith Mark 16:6-7 (HTTP 301) #bible #protolol
@_ndsmith Luke 15:8-10 (HTTP 404) #bible #protolol
@_ndsmith Psalm 119 (HTTP 414) #bible #protolol
@_ndsmith 1 Maccabees (HTTP 203) #bible #protolol
@nickmorrott It'll hurt more when UDP #badumdumting #protolol
@jruderman: The great thing about HTTP Upgrade jokes is... wait, someone might be listening, come closer add I'll whisper #protolol
@asankhaya The good thing about OCaml jokes is that they are very functional. #protolol
@_jhlb The worst thing about WiFi jokes is having to shout them over you neighbours. #protolol
@MXORN The problem with protolol jokes is that they don't follow a protocol.
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@Lasibian You need to remember HTTP 410 jokes before you get them #protolol
@benbeltran I don't trust you enough to tell you a GNUnet joke. #protolol
@derekhardwick The not-so-great thing about Thinnet jokes is that if two people try to tell one at the same time they get hit by a bus. #protolol
@peSHIr: "The problem with OAuth jokes is that you always need some web site middle-man or nobody will get them."#protolol
@nuddlegg: the worst thing about #protolol jokes is that it creaps into your head and everything is checked for protolollability
@paniq Whenever you tell a localhost joke, you're talking to yourself. #protolol
@paniq The problem with C++ jokes is that you'll always have to expose your privates. #protolol
@jnorris: The best thing about HTTP 413 jokes is that they all refer to your mother #protolol
@Lasibian The great thing about HTTP 300 jokes is that you get at least one. #protolol
@jnorris #protolol The problem with CSMA/CD jokes is that if someone else interr10101010101010101010101010101010
@Lasibian The problem with GSM data jokes is the price tag when getting them abroad. #protolol
@prayerslayer The best thing about design pattern jokes is that they are generic and reusable. #protolol
@anigeluk The best thing about a singleton joke is there can be only one #protolol
@mfukar: So, three frames walk into a timeslot.. #aloha #protolol
@manuelkiessling The problem with those old AT modem protocol jokes is that when they contain +++
@nhoening #protolol The best part about making fun of Apple is... brb, someone's at the doorrrrrfa76e98yuxx(*(====== [sent from my iphone]
@webmat The problem with Napster jokes is that everyone has a slightly different version. #protolol
@njrabit The best part of ACID-complaint jokes is that if just one person doesn't get it, nobody remembers that you told it. #protolol
@shoragan The best thing about Delay-Tolerant Networking jokes is that everyone gets them eventually. #protolol
fredemmott The problem with HTTP 101 jokes is that an Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar #protolol
@eigenrick: The great thing about Haskell jokes is that they all reduce to one-liners. #protolol #haskell #purecomedy
@aris_ada: #protolol the problem with #rawsockets jokes is that it takes ages just to write one, and chances are high nobody will understand it
@micxer The nice thing about Erlang jokes is that you can tell so many of them in parallel #protolol
@sharjeelq The problem with BitTorrent jokes is that the only person having the most important part of joke would probably be offline #protolol
@jetmotor We need to find more space for the IPv4 Comedy Roadshow, since all seats are taken. #protolol
@derekhardwick: The thing about AX.25 comedy is that it's always amateur hour. #protolol #hamradio
@DrenBoy The problem with these #protolol jokes is that they are much quicker and easier to tell in REBOL #FYT
@lensassaman The trouble with bitcoin jokes is they're just not worth the time you put into them. 

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