Welcome to school news .

Latest in George Bush is to arm all school children with semi-automatic weapons for self-protection.

We have an interview with British toff , Sir Cheverell De-Haughton and his views on discipline in our schools today, and he's not too happy. Oh no he's not.

Principle Mike Ock tells us how to gently persuade the students to behave with out leaving those tell-tale bruises.

And finally will young Jimmy pr0fet please report to the principle's office , he has been caught defacing nickelodeon and will scrub off all his unpleasant graffiti with a toothbrush.