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Q: What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
A: A Chinese prostitute.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Black whore with a Chinese?
A: A maid that sucks your shirts.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Abo with a Chinaman?
A: A car thief who can't drive.

Q: What do you call a fat Chinaman?
A: A Chunk.