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Hackweiser
DOMINATED!
We are stronger than ever and we will win the war...we've already coquered asia!
Hey look at it this way, we could be out raping dogs and selling drugs to 3 year olds, but instead we're just sitin' behind a computer doing what we do best, gettin' drunk and pimpin' out websites left and right!
Why does close to every group hate hackweiser ?
Is it because we're so secksi ?
Is is because we humped your moms and then drew mustaches on them in black magic marker and sent them home naked on a tricycle?
Is it because we played your gameboy's for 7 hours straight and drained the batteries and hit it under your bed so you wouldn't notice?
orrrrrr maybe its because we are the only group out there not acting like our defacements are gonna make a difference and stop wars and cure cancer and solve the worlds hunger problems?
Or maybe its because you guys love us soooo much you wanna' take a crack at us and hope to gain aceeptance and someday join the phj34rsome ranks of hackweiser..yep! Don't worry guys we watch the mirrors and we know who we want in our group. Ohh yeah FUCK CAPITALISM.
DOMINATED FUCKSIR IN THE TWO DOUBLE OOH OHH PLUS ONE!
Howdy theregister.com.uk guy, me and pr0phet look foreward to talkin' to ya'.
Midgets look funny :)