They say that if you put an infinite number of monkeys at a keyboard, and let them type for an infinite number of years, then sooner or later one of them will complete the entire works of Shakespeare.

What they didn't mention was that in the same time taken, over fifty of the monkeys would have produced their first web defacement.

Welcome to my world.

Defacement monkey

EVIL ANGELICA - WEB MONKEY.

"Hacking for bananas"