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Alberta
Provincial
Laws
- Businesses
must provide rails for tying up horses.
- Wooden
logs may not be painted.
- You may
never use dice to play craps.
(Repealed)
City Laws
- If you
are released from prison, it is required that you are given
a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of
town.
British
Columbia Provincial Laws
- It is
illegal to kill a sasquatch.
New
Brunswick Provincial Laws
- Driving
on the roads is not allowed.
Nova
Scotia Provincial Laws
- When
raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
Ontario
Provincial Laws
- The
speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but bicyclists have the
right of way.
City
Laws
Etobicoke
- Bylaw
states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a
bathtub.
Cobourg
- If you
have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by
5:00 a.m.
Gananoque
- Homeowners
are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal
sidewalks.
Guelph
- The
city is classified as a no-pee zone.
Kanata
- The
color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws
(a purple door get you a fine). It is also illegal to have a
clothes line in your backyard.
- You
can't work on your car in the street.
Oshawa
- It's
illegal to climb trees.
- Homeowners
are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal
sidewalks. If sidewalks is not cleaned within 24 hours
after a snowfall, city workers will clean it and the cost
will be placed on the homeowners tax bill.
Ottawa
- It is
illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.
Toronto
- You
can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
Uxbridge
- Residents
are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than
56k.
Wawa
- You may
not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.
- It is
illegal to show public affection on Sunday.
Quebec
Provincial Laws
- It is
illegal to turn right on a red light at any time.
- All
business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French.
If the business operator wishes to have English on the sign,
the French must be at least twice as large as the English
is. There are no laws governing the usage of other languages
on signs. -Bill 101 (Passed 1976)
- No
language other than French is permitted to be shown out
doors.
City
Laws
Beaconsfield
- It is
considered an offense to have more than two colors of paint
on your house.
- You may
not own a log cabin.
Montréal
- The
Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you
rent a room. (Repealed 1998)
- You may
not wash your car in the street.
- You may
not park a car in such a way that it is blocking your own
driveway.
- "For
Sale" signs are not permitted in the windows of moving
vehicles.
- Cars
parked in public places must be locked, and their windows
must be down to less than the width of a hand.
- One's
rear license plate may not be protected by glass or plastic.
- You may
not swear in French.
- Citizens
may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable
by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.
Outremont
- Not
only do all exterior painting jobs require a permit (for
color) but, for instance, the City went to Appeals Court
over the exact type of division inside a window frame.
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