Hello Chinese people. Do you guys actually realise how fucking dictated to you are? Do you realise how homosexual your leader is? He looks exactly like the kind of person who goez crusin' in horse-and-cart (that's what you guys drive rite) every night looking for a hot piece of male ass. He thought he looked all cool last week at the anniversary celebrations, but when you think about it, he's going down. Because democracy is coming your way. There's no way a communist society can survive when it's population is so bloated and poverty struck. Russia, anyone? Oh yeah, speaking of chinese people, Vivian Chong (phone: 001 408 749 1360) really sucks.

-- El Neenja