1.Yo mama so ugly they put her in the monkey cage to make the monkeys stop jacking off

  2.Yo mama so fat when she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton

  3.Yo mama so fat she's on a light diet....as soon as it's light outside she starts eating

  4.Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died!

  5.Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

  6.Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-power flashlight

  7.Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and saw her phone number

  8.Yo mama so stupid when she went to the airport she saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

  9.Yo mama so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her through

 10.Yo mama so stupid she waters fake plants

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