We've got phones up the w4z00!

We're Spr(ung)int!

Buy a PCS now! Damn it!

Flunking Shnit! Bleeyatches!

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"Son, what are you doing?"

"Nothing mother, just redirecting the pentagon's traffic to my packet sniffer!"

"Did you say pentagram? I dont want you messing with that satan stuff now!"

"No mother, I said pentagon..."

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