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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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Murderous Rage!
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I'm sure most of you have been in a murdeous rage before. Well I'm in
one right fucking now. You feel like you wanna kill everybody, and
blow up the entire world, but since were such good law abiding citizens
we don't do things like that, oh yeah well FUCK THAT! I just wanna say
a hearty FUCK YOU to the people that piss me off something fierce.
FUCK YOU: To my boss for firing me, you dumb ass menopausaul BITCH! Just
because you don't understand how a fucking computer works beyond that
goddamned Wordperfect doesn't mean you have to fire me because you don't
understand my work...FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU: To my dad for being a psychopathic chemically unbalanced religious
zealot and deciding to divorce my mom after 30 years of marriage...FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU: To my brother for taking my money, buying some weed and not
sharing, you greedy bastard, thinking you can hold on to it and dole it out
to me whenever you feel like it (WHEN I PAID FOR IT) because you "took all
the risks"...FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU: to my sister for being a goddamned wigger bitch and smoking my
last cigarette, what's wrong with white guys for Christ's sake...FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU: To my best friend for getting his girlfriend pregnant...HEY
ASSHOLE! you ever heard of a rubber, and then all of a sudden becoming a
born again fundamentalist Christian to get out of trouble, and telling me
to fuck off because I'm a Catholic and it don't coincide with your newfound
beliefs WELL....FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!
FUCK YOU: To my other sister for being a goddamned teeny bopper Beverly Hills
90210 watching bitch, and treating me like shit, because I'm not like your
stupid stuck up, cordory grunge wearing, Spice Girl listening bitch friends...
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU: To my Ex-Girlfriend for telling everybody the next day I'm a lousy
fuck. Well hey Bitch you didn't complain the night before so go fuck yourself
you fucking whore!!!....FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU: To my other friend for telling me to stop being a computer nerd
and get out and join reality. Yeah well fuck you and your reality. Your idea
of reality is going around and vandalising shit and stealing your mom's
scotch and drinking it and throwing up. You stupid bastard!!!...FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU: To the manager at Best Buy for not hiring me because my California
High School Proficiency Exam isn't as good as a high school diploma. Yeah
Well fuck you too, I know more about computers than you could ever learn
from your shitty Computer Science courses at UC San Bernardino. Perhaps
if you knew how to fucking read you dumb bastard you would know that I got
out of high school two years early, so I wouldn't have to put up with the
bullshit, and that I was scholastically ahead of the goddamned Seniors...So
FUCK YOU
WOW! I feel mucho better.
The Jackal
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