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=   F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K.   =
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        "i am laundromat"

        bring me your troubled,
        your tired, your old
        bring me your spin cycle,
        wash hot, rinse cold
        bring me your linens,
        your stockings, your hat
        bring me your quarters,
        i am laundromat

        bring me your street punks
        with dull butter knives
        bring me your rednecks
        with overweight wives
        bring me their stepsons,
        those shirtless young brats
        bring the whole family!
        i am laundromat

        bring me your winstons,
        your salems, your kools,
        bring me your marlboros
        and camels, you fools
        bring me your cockroaches,
        bring me your rats,
        lung cancer, bubonic
        i am laundromat

        bring me hispanics
        and vietnamese
        those who speak english
        can expect to be seized
        so come, alabama!
        mississippi, where you at?
        you've all been invited
        by me, laundromat

        so bring me your maytags,
        loadstars, and speedqueens!
        bring me those clothes
        you won't ever get clean
        bring me your drapery,
        your decayed welcome mat
        to melt in the dryers
        of an old laundromat

        bring me your t-shirts,
        g'n'r, judas priest -
        '86! they still fit you,
        but now you're obese
        yes, bring me your skinny
        and all of your fat
        but don't dare bring normality
        to this laundromat

        bring me your starving
        and give 'em a buck
        so they can buy doritos!
        and pepsi, with luck
        and bring all the gossip!
        be it this in-law or that
        just make sure it's juicy
        for this laundromat

        so bring me the tired,
        the outcast, the meek,
        and bring me the hanes
        that they wore for two weeks
        the senile, the filthy,
        did i mention the fat?
        bring all them to me
        i am laundromat.


-murmur

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