=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= You Plottin' On Me Uncle Sam? ----------------------------- Hmmm...., here's an interesting thing: What would you do to control several thousand adolescent males who were heavily armed, away from home, bored out of their skulls in a foreign country and at the peak of their hostile years? I bet you'd offer them the things that were taboo back in their hometowns, hard to get and make them feel good about what they are doing. Yeppers, I bet that you would make it easy as hell to accquire booze, broads and smokes. Seriously, over here in the Army in Europe, about the only people who aren't continually drunk are the IFOR troops in Bosnia right now... The rest of them...Not a problem, got something for them, gonna square them right away with a sixer or two. Beer, by the six pack or the case here runs about half the price of beer in the world (USA) and is available to anyone who is a soldier. God, not one weekend goes by that we don't have at least one alchohol related incident here just on my barracks. Whether it is a DUI, fight, overly-loud party or some new guy almost killing himself from alchohol poisoning it happens like clockwork. Now, I'm not just sitting back and passing judgement over my fellow soldiers here... I fell into the trap too. For about the last year, I've existed from beer to beer night to night etc. I can't count the number of times I've come to work reeking of Icehouse, Hefeweizen or my personal fave-rave Vodka. It is bizarre the way it sneaks up on you too. I wonder if I would have noticed before I went back to the states if it hadn't been for a conversation some friends and I had about two weeks ago. My friend Bill was the first to pull himself out of the "pit" by getting a new computer and beginning his first tentative wanderings into the World Wide Web. Soon, he stopped heading out to the club with us and instead opted to do a little "geeking". Of course, we all shook our heads at his new-found lameness and went on and kept getting drunk. A few weeks later I was approached with an alternative to going out and killing brain cells at the bottom of a bottle. I got to try (for the first time) Ecstasy (MDMA) and to say the least it was an interesting thing... For the first time in I don't know how long I was clear headed. My friends and I sat around and discussed WWII history (my favorite), politics, women and all of that stuff for about 5 hours before it wore off. It was bizzare. I couldn't remember the last time I had had that much fun. I mean, I had been going through the motions of having fun with my friends and company, but in retrospect it was just drinking until I blacked out about 4 nights a week. Man. I dunno. I felt good the whole week. I enrolled in two college classes, started thinking for myself again. I was cleaning the hull of my tank with a sponge and I was happy as hell just thinking to myself about all kinds of things. Wow, it is good to have a mind again... Another thing... The women here. God. This town I live in... The women here are nothing but brood mares. I walk around the clubs and just to look at them makes me feel vaguely ill. I don't know why. I've hit on some of them, slept with some of them and all in all it was about as exciting as fucking a hunk of meat. I realize that this has to be the dream of the majority of these guys over here tho. To come to a place where many many women will fuck you because you are American and there is that unspoken hope that you will fall in love and take them back to the World so they can shop at malls and live the good life. I know so many guys who come over here right out of High School and decide to make this a career because they get here, get drunk, get laid like they never did at home and still get a steady paycheck. Eventually they end up planning to marry some German woman and next thing you knowthey're going back to the world because of too many alcohol related incidents with some tubby German chick as a wife. No education, no skills, a black mark on them because they got kicked out of the army and now, a family. I just can't stand stupid people. I don't know why they all seem to congregate in the military. You'd think with an all volunteer Army we could afford to be more selective. But here they come. They get cheap booze, cheap women who "love" them. Hell, even ciagrettes are dirt cheap over here. Uncle Sam deliberatly numbs its fighting force over here in USAEUR to keep them from thinking and realizing what a trap this is. It's frightening in a way that the government would do that to its soldiers, but what is even scarier is that these yahoos let it be done to them of their own free will. Of course, the worst part... These are the people who YOU pay your taxes to defend you and the world. 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