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#zines faq
by, mogel (with eleet mods by orestes)
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first off, don't go on irc. it's a disease of the pathetic. it's
intention of a place to pass bored time goofing around has been extended way
past the normal - & its a literal LIFE for many modem warrior 'puter
geeksters & socially 'tarded idiots.
to note, #zines _is_ the hippest irc channel with the most
personality, & its still annoying & pathetic. if you've spent one hour on
#zines, you've already had 98% of the experience.
#zines was originally started by jamesy, bF, mogel, DisordeR, spiff,
edi, morph, & pip in a fit of boredom. it's focus (thanks to all of us
being totally self-centered) is upon the relatively 'underground' e'zine
scene, however we're open to all publications that fall under the definition
of 'zines. #zines is also a place where one can on VERY rare occassion
discuss 'zines with their writers. you can also pick up new releases on the
channel.
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the general rules on #zines :
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1. don't ask when the new dto is coming out.
2. don't give morph an account.
3. you don't have to be annoying to get attention.
4. don't take a kick seriously, jackass.
5. your npa is your passport. 908 people are eleet.
6. people to constantly invite to #zines :
emmanuel, jasonf, erikb, sna, gweeds, y, sratte, veggie
7. don't op metalchic.
8. DON'T ask me to write for your 'zine.
9. don't tell people if you're suicidal.
10. 95% of #zines girlies want to have sex with mogel.
11. seriously, don't ask for the latest dto.
12. make fun of loOpy/r3ptile, for he is the epidome of the modem
warrior / #ansi geekster.
13. don't ask teletype for a prism.net account.
14. the "i phear mogel" joke is dead.
15. don't make fun of mercuri. he's sensitive.
16. hal08 is a homosexual.
17. about 75% of #zines is all groupies that never write.
18. gasp sux, hoe roolz!@
19. tut is a bot.
20. dem0nseed elite (see cDc #200) is very real.
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a standard log on #zines :
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i'm bored.
du0d write f0r dto!)#)!#(!#!!@# s0meone please!@##@($#(!
heh heh
*** m0rph^_ is now known as r3db0x911
orestes give me warez
am i lagged?
FUCK. brb.
hey morph i just left an eleet message on your vmb
k00l
i have 20 megs of #coders logs.
i have 10 megs of ores logs.
*** metalchic (cerkitgotthis@generic.chatboard.com) has joined #zines
hey gyuz .. hwo aer yu ?
hi melissa
hey, metalchic. your shoe is untied.
metalcunt: shut your fucking lips.
ores fuck you.
*** ores is now known as MetalCunt
hmm
*** MetalCunt is now known as ores
fuq yew!@ y0e, show sum mannerz for dah ladiez, y0e!@
women suck.
i am NOT k-spiff, damnit.
SHIT. brb.
*** r3db0x911 is now known as k0d3zl4yr
mogel is so sweet =)
ops!
*** kkrazy has been kicked off #zines by shadowtao (dcc me saten)
you people are so fucking annoying. go away.
i lub you ores.
i think i'm lagged.
my favorite 'zine was gasp.
THANKS MERCURI. YOU KNOW, I'VE FOUND THE QUAINTEST LITTLE RED
PILLZ THAT GO JUST GREAT WITh TEA. THEY MAKE YOUR EYES SWELL UP
AND EVERYTHING LOOKS REALLY COOL. Y0U KN0W?
i can't wait to write for dto.
hey socs, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
*Jezebel* i love you mogel =)
'zines, you say, mercuri? check out http://www.prism.net/zineworld/
i've got a boner with your name on it.
mogel let's talk more about ramen.
*** k0d3zl4yr is now known as mr_warez
what the fuck is all this shit?
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FFEJ AND A PILE OF SHIT?
FFEJ HAS MORE FLIES!#%#$$@#$
piss #2 coming tomorrow!@
*ores* hey dude.
socs; seriously, fuck-stick. shut the hell up, assface.
*ores* you talked wif your chix yet?
im weazin' warez.....
*engine* i'm feeling cold and lonely tonight.
argh. lag sucks.
GOD I HATE IRC!! WHY AM I HERE?!
*** gweeds (sanchez@ripco.com) has joined channel #zines
fags. gimme ops.
*** gweeds has left #zines
um. why is creed messaging me to lick him over & over again?
FUCK. brb.
i made a stinky.
some girl on #pixies is sending me naked pictures of her cat.
too bad she's not sending you pictures of her gerbil.
whoops, i've got my hand on your butt.
dto == sex.
i hate all you motherfuckers.
blow me where the pampers is!
y0lk #109, coming tonight! i take a shit & tell you all about it!@
*tpp* VaS has 300 members. we're going to kick everyone's ass at h0h0con.
cDc stole our ideas.
man, i really need a girlie.
konf me, doodz!
hey, did dto #34 come out yet? where's the latest dto?
you guys suck! i'm going to kill myself!
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the most frequently asked UNanswered questions on #zines :
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who invited me??????
<^LuCiFeR^> has anyone heard of cdc?
is hal08 gay?
does anyone read dogma?
metalcunt, why do you even bother to join?
anyone here?
the only good zine i read is playboy
anyone seen mogel?
can i be the dto oz hq?
hehehehehehe dude i got so fucked up the other day ehehehe
are you guys hackers?
does anyone have the latest version of a utility called satan?
what should i write about?
<_TRiP_> y r u all fucking w/ #acid??
do you realize i'm going to kill myself?!@
HELLO?!??!?!?
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