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=  F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K.  =
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                             You Don't Know Me...
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You don't know me, but I'm lame.

I've cloned a MDT (Mobile Data Terminal) to intercept data transmissions
from patrol cars.  I was IP spoofing in 1989.  I learned to program DMS
switches without a manual.  I hack root on Unix using bugs I've
discovered myself.  I built and used my own Blue Box.  I've hacked
Operating Systems that simply do not exist anymore.  I created a
tumbling mod for my cell phone.  But you don't know me...

Every now and then, I create an account on a random Internet system and
check in on #hack or #phreak.

It is here that we meet.  You are a regular on IRC.  I am an unknown
user with an unknown name and an unknown nick.  I say something.  You
pronounce me lame and kick me off channel because you don't understand
what I'm talking about.  You pronounce me lame and make some statement
about how newbies should stay off of IRC.  You don't recognize my nick
or my username, so I am lame.  But you don't know me.

Sometimes, I like to read alt.2600.  Occasionally, I will post a
message.  Sometimes I fake post my message, other times I post it
anonymously.  Most often, the account I post from simply disappears
minutes later.

My post may have been a simple question, about a system I haven't hacked
before.  My post may have been a response to someone asking a question
to which I know the answer.  My post may simply have been
conversational.  You read my post and decide to flame me.  You've never
seen me before and you can't understand why *I* would be posting *here*.
It's okay to flame me though, because I'm lame.  But you don't know me.

We meet on a conf.  You don't recognize the handle I'm using today.  You
don't recognize my voice.  You say "What is *he* doing here?"  You tell
me how eleet you are and how you know everyone who is anyone in the
world of hacking.  You tell me how lame I am.  But you don't know me.

You don't know me, but I'm lame.


                                                -- Anonymous


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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc...   =
= Internet : jericho@netcom.com                      (Mail is welcome)    =
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=                  Gote Land            +27.31.441115                     =
=                  Arrested Development +31.77.3547477                    =
= Chemical Persuasion  203.324.0894    Celestial Woodlands  214.252.6455  =
= Goat Blowers Anon    215.750.0392    Hacker's Haven       303.343.4053  =
= E.L.F.        (NUP)  314.272.3426    Misery               318.625.4532  =
= Dungeon Sys. Inc.    410.263.2258    Psykodelik Images    407.834.4576  =
= Paradise Lost        414.476.3181    Black SunShine       513.891.3465  =
= underworld_1995.com  514.683.1894    Digital Fallout      516.378.6640  =
= PSYCHOSiS            613.836.7211    Bad Trip             615.870.8805  =
= Plan 9               716.881.3663    suicidal chaos       718.592.1083  =
= Phallic Paradise     801.944.7353    Purple Hell          806.791.0747  =
= Atrocity Exhibition  905.796.3385    Phoenix Modernz      908.830.8265  =
= The Keg              914.234.9674                                       =
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=                              FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck     =
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=                              ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK  =
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