.~~~. (\__/) .' ) /o o \/ .~ {o_, \ { / , , ) \ `~ '-' \ } _( ( )_.' '---..{____} ---- CANARY SQUIRREL ---- As of September 22, 2021, attrition.org and its staff have received the following: 0 Search or seizure performed on our assets 0 Known backdoors in our servers or network 0 Requests to implement a backdoor or monitoring 0 National Security Letters 0 Orders under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act 3 Federal subpoenas for information The following federal subpoenas have been received by attrition.org, deemed legal, and responded to in a timely fashion: #1 Subpoena for documents from the U.S. District Court of Connecticut, dated November 18, 1999, on behalf of the FBI. A request for any records pertaining to "flipz" and "fuqrag". #2 Subpoena for documents from the U.S. District Court of Southern Texas, dated October 12, 2000, on behalf of the FBI. A request for any records pertaining to "pimpshiz". #3 Subpoena for documents from the U.S. Postal Service Office of Inspector General, dated October 11, 2001. A request for any records pertaining to "PoizonB0x". The following news headlines are taken from the internets to prove that this message is current as of the date specified above, and could not have been created prior to the above-mentioned date. Cute squirrel with big ears swaps things it finds for nuts https://boingboing.net/2021/05/05/cute-squirrel-with-big-ears-swaps-things-it-finds-for-nuts.html The two-tone squirrel on Boston Common https://www.universalhub.com/2021/two-tone-squirrel-boston-common Squirrelpalooza 2021: Here are this year’s 37 winning squirrel photos https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/04/13/squirrel-week-photos/ Our PGP public key info is as follows: [This space intentionally left blank.] I am sure we'll forget to update this in a periodic and timely fashion, so feel free to remind us. The last jerk to remind us: HIGHWIZ. For more information on warrant canaries, check out this EFF link: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2014/04/warrant-canary-faq - attrition.org staff, and whoever owns us