DIVORCE

My husband was a bastard at times
thoughts of killing him in my mind
how to do it, what to say
without everyone getting in the way
The roof needs fixing & its about time
he slips and falls on the powerlines
let us swim right before bed
better remove my foot from his head
Yea husband sure take the car
the breakline severed have i gone to far?
he has epilepsy at times
the new flashing xmas lights are mighty fine
there was a gas leak in the house
thus he discovered when he found the dead mouse
let us go for a cruise and a sail
the boom throwing him overboard even did fail
I guess divorce it has to be
its settlement time, now he's trying to kill me.