Thursday, January 31, 2008

Jericho Is A Pain

Jericho is a pain in my balls. I’m gradually learning ‘Jerichese’, a requirement for parsing his fucking tickets. In a sick and sadistic fashion, he derives pleasure from filling my trac queue with garbage. Then, he has the sack to tell me how he’s shipping me a facking bag of ziplocked cat shit. Is he really? OF COURSE HE IS.

Cat shit is the least of my fucking problems though. Backend is slow, this isn’t working, that isn’t working, run this custom query, run that custom query. I have a custom query for you. It’s right there, tied to the back of my scrotum, just underneath the hooks you have lodged in there to keep me at bay.

But lucky me, I’m sneaking this blog in on his server. HEH. FACKER. Time to close some more bullshit tickets. Or not close them and say I did.