Subject: CERT Advisory CA-96.13 - Alien/OS Vulnerability
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Date: 8 Jul 1996 21:51:34 -0500

CERT(sm) Advisory CA-96.13

July 4, 1996

Topic: ID4 virus, Alien/OS Vulnerability

The CERT Coordination Center has received reports of weaknesses in Alien/OS
that can allow species with primitive information sciences technology to
initiate denial-of-service attacks against MotherShip(tm) hosts. One report
of exploitation of this bug has been received.

When attempting takeover of planets inhabited by such races, a trojan horse
attack is possible that permits local access to the MotherShip host,
enabling the implantation of executable code with full root access to
mission-critical security features of the operating system.

The vulnerability exists in versions of EvilAliens' Alien/OS 34762.12.1 or
later, and all versions of Microsoft's Windows/95. CERT advises against
initiating further planet takeover actions until patches are available from
these vendors. If planet takeover is absolutely necessary, CERT advises that
affected sites apply the workarounds as specified below.

As we receive additional information relating to this advisory, we will
place it in

We encourage you to check our README files regularly for updates on
advisories that relate to your site.


I. Description

Alien/OS contains a security vulnerability, which strangely enough can be
exploited by a primitive race running Windows/95. Although Alien/OS has been
extensively field tested over millions of years by EvilAliens, Inc., the bug
was only recently discovered during a routine invasion of a backwater
planet. EvilAliens notes that the operating system had never before been
tested against a race with "such a kick-ass president."

The vulnerability allows the insertion of executable code with root access
to key security features of the operating system. In particular, such code
can disable the NiftyGreenShield (tm) subsystem, allowing child processes to
be terminated by unauthorized users.

Additionally, Alien/OS networking protocols can provide a low-bandwidth
covert timing channel to a determined attacker.

II. Impact

Non-privileged primitive users can cause the total destruction of your
entire invasion fleet and gain unauthorized access to files.

III. Solution

EvilAliens has supplied a workaround and a patch, as follows:

A. Workaround

     To prevent unauthorized insertion of executables, install a firewall to
     selectively vaporize incoming packets that do not contain valid aliens.
     Also, disable the "Java" option in Netscape.

     To eliminate the covert timing channel, remove untrusted hosts from
     routing tables. As tempting as it is, do not use target species' own
     satellites against them.

B. Patch

     As root, install the "evil" package from the distribution tape.

     (Optionally) save a copy of the existing /usr/bin/sendmail and modify
     its permission to prevent misuse.

The CERT Coordination Center thanks Jeff Goldblum and Fjkxdtssss for
providing information for this advisory.
If you believe that your system has been compromised, contact the CERT
Coordination Center or your representative in the Forum of Incident Response
and Security Teams (FIRST).

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The CERT Coordination Center can support a shared DES key and PGP. Contact
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