Going Postal

From: /dev/null (null@attrition.org)
To: drumcode@xxxx.com
Cc: hacked@attrition.org
Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 15:59:34 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: your mail

Oh, I'm so glad you mailed me this.  I've been just -dying- to put on a
spiked glove and shove my fist up somebody's ass all day, and now I have
an opportunity.  Goody!

: Yes i know it's not defaced atm,i did deface it on an other time though...you 
: guys were just to slow to pick  it up....

Oh -- slow, were we?  Slow.  I checked it as soon as your mail came in
today.  It wasn't defaced.  Y'know, I just adore people like you...we've
gotten every single one of your lame-ass redefacements promptly all day,
but one of them's not defaced when we check and you abruptly piddle
yourself trying to blame us for it.  That's classy.

: look man i know rdsing sites aint really the freshest thing to do, but do 
: you think i really care?,im just doing this for fun,actually getting pretty 
: damn bored at this shit and at ignorant people like yourself.If i want to 

Ahhh.  I'm ignorant.  Why exactly am I ignorant?  I wouldn't mirror a site
that both wasn't defaced and didn't fit into our criteria for a legitimate
defacement, and -I'm- ignorant because of it?  I told you that this was
getting ridiculous, and -I'm- ignorant?  You know what?  I can handle
that.  You're not only ridiculous, you're a pathetic script kiddie who
spends your free time on the equivalent of virtual masturbation whenever
you're too bored to think up anything constructive to do.  Me, I'm
ignorant.  I can live with that.

: rds a site thats _my_ choice i know the consequences involved with it.So 
: either you have something constructive to say me or don't say nothing at 
: all....keep yourself neutral (like your supposed to be).What did you have 
: hoped to accomplish by telling me that what i am doing is ridiculous?

I'm supposed to be -neutral-?  Excuse the paisley purple shit out of me,
where in my fucking contract did it say I was supposed to be -neutral-?
I'm not neutral.  I'm a fucking asshole.  And if I see something that's
lame, or childish, or insipid, or incredibly fucking ridiculous, I
absolutely reserve the right to say so.  Using as many words as I want to.
And you, you inept clay-eating bovine, do -not- have the right to order me
to, and I quote here, "don't say nothing at all" (not too good at them
there English Language, is you, boy?).  You're wasting MY fucking time
when you report a site that doesn't fit our well-published guidelines for
defacements.  -I- have to check that site and run the mirror.  If you're
just defacing because you're bored, fine.  Knock yourself out.  I couldn't
give a smaller shit if a squeezed my sphinter for an hour.  If you're
wasting -my- time?  Then you can consider yourself cordially invited to
shut the fuck up and deal with whatever response I care to give.

Sit down, little boy.  You ain't big enough to play with the big dogs yet.


: At Mon, 27 Nov 2000 14:35:01 -0700 (MST), /dev/null (null@attrition.org)
: wrote:
: :
: :A) It's not defaced.
: :B) It redirects to a free email site.
: :
: :Come on, man.  This is ridiculous.
: :
: :/dev/null
: :
: :On 27 xxx -1 drumcode@xxxx.com wrote:
: :
: :: www.itookmyprozac.com
: :