My letter to the "lawyer" John Berryhill "Ph.D"
Errata:In the message sent to Berryhill, I made reference to Berryhill's "miserably hacked site." It turns out that it wasn't Berryhill's site that was defaced, but the Minerals Management Service (MMS.GOV) site. That defacement featured a wealth of angst and info regarding Berryhill.

Date: Thu, 6 Jun 2002 12:01:17 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jay D. Dyson" <>
To: "John Berryhill, Self-Proclaimed 'Lawyer'" <>
Cc: DefCon Stuff <>,
    Attrition Staff <>,
    All Users <>,
    Jennifer Granick <>
Subject: Stupid is as stupid does.

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Dear Mr. Berryhill,

	You know, it's been almost two years since you whined and cried
and threatened to "walk across the street" and file a lawsuit against for mirroring your miserably hacked site.  (As seen on

	Now, here in 2002, *THIS* is the best you've got?

	Please.  You're being completely pathetic and a sheer disgrace to 
your profession.  (Just thought you should know.  Everyone else does.)

	What's the matter?  Can't handle your problems like a man?

- -Jay

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