Odd emails often cause some chatter among staff. For this particular one, ol' Phillip could have gotten a hell of a deal...


From: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
To: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:12:02 -0500 (CDT)
Subject: Re: I need a computer job done ASAP (fwd)


then the first two are included in the package


On Fri, 25 Jun 2010, Apathetic Lucidity wrote:

: Offer him a bikini wax. Or an enema. Or a night with Jericho.
:
:
: On Fri, 25 Jun 2010, lyger wrote:
:
: >
: > fuckin' amazing.  he didn't even flinch at the phil collins' lyrics... hm...
: >
: >
: > ---------- Forwarded message ----------
: > From: Phillip Cochran (phillipcoc@yahoo.com)
: > To: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
: > Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2010 12:22:08 -0700 (PDT)
: > Subject: Re: I need a computer job done ASAP
: >
: > Thank you Sir,
: >
: > I just want to make sure what services you offer to make sure what I'm
: > asking you can do because I don't want to look foolish by waisting your time
: > like this. Thanks for believing. So what can you do & what can I provide in
: > return.
: >
: >
: >
: > ________________________________
: > From: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
: > To: Phillip Cochran (phillipcoc@yahoo.com)
: > Cc: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
: > Sent: Thu, June 24, 2010 10:31:06 PM
: > Subject: Re: I need a computer job done ASAP
: >
: >
: > Phillip,
: >
: > Your words touched me, so...
: >
: > It's in your eyes, what you hide away. You can't disguise the things
: > you feel, the thing you say. If you just call my name any time at all,
: > I'll be there.
: >
: > I don't know why, the way you're falling away from me. I can't describe
: > it's how it feels, it's what I see. If you just call my name anytime at
: > all, anytime at all, I'll be there.
: >
: > OK, LET'S DO THIS FUCKIN THING, WHADDYA NEED COWBOY?
: >
: >
: > On Thu, 24 Jun 2010, Phillip Cochran wrote:
: >
: > :  Look I may not appear in your eyes to have the means to gain anything you
: > guys would want or need. But in my situation I become a man who will get
: > what he must to attain what I need done. What you need I will attain through
: > any means.




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