From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org), Jericho (jericho_at_attrition.org), Lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 15:58:11 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Google map directions OTD

http://googlesystem.blogspot.com/2007/03/google-maps-shows-funny-directions.html

The tough part is step #33...




From: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
To: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Cc: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org), Lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 20:01:55 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


this was circulating around a few weeks back (with a different addy and
less steps). i have a SS of it in the incoming directory for the gallery i
think.

so.. OLD!

On Wed, 2 May 2007, Apathetic Lucidity wrote:

: http://googlesystem.blogspot.com/2007/03/google-maps-shows-funny-directions.html
:
: The tough part is step #33...




From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
Cc: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org), Lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 16:09:12 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD

> this was circulating around a few weeks back (with a different addy and
> less steps). i have a SS of it in the incoming directory for the gallery i
> think.

Oh - I see.  I just wasn't cool enough to make the first cut of circulating amusement.  Hrmph!

>
> so.. OLD!

Hey - - sometimes the old things are the funniest.  Like this:


                     /"\
                    |\./|
                    |   |
                    |   |
                    |>~<|
                    |   |
                 /'\|   |/'\..
             /~\|   |   |   | \
            |   |   |   |   |  \
            |   |   |   |   |   \
            | ~   ~   ~   ~ |`   )
            |                   /
             \                 /
              \               /
               \            /
                |          |
                |          |
                |          |



And don't forget Cancer - - he's old, but he's FUNNY...




From: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
To: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Cc: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org), Lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 20:10:51 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


: > this was circulating around a few weeks back (with a different addy and
: > less steps). i have a SS of it in the incoming directory for the gallery i
: > think.
:
: Oh - I see.  I just wasn't cool enough to make the first cut of
: circulating amusement.  Hrmph!

i coulda swore you were actually =)


                        O    <- my butthole

:                      /"\
:                     |\./|
:                     |   |
:                     |   |
:                     |>~<|
:                     |   |
:                  /'\|   |/'\..
:              /~\|   |   |   | \
:             |   |   |   |   |  \
:             |   |   |   |   |   \
:             | ~   ~   ~   ~ |`   )
:             |                   /
:              \                 /
:               \               /
:                \            /
:                 |          |
:                 |          |
:                 |          |




From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
Cc: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org), Lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 16:17:38 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD

>                        O    <- my butthole

Three things...

1) It's NEPEN'S asshole that we're concerned with, remember?

2) You have no idea how difficult it was to not burst out laughing in front of the several other people in the room upon receipt of your eloquent response.

3) The fact that "Ebony and Ivory" is on the radio right now borders between hilarious and obscene.




From: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
To: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Cc: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org), Lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 20:19:15 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


IM EBONY

On Wed, 2 May 2007, Apathetic Lucidity wrote:

: >                        O    <- my butthole
:
: Three things...
:
: 1) It's NEPEN'S asshole that we're concerned with, remember?
:
: 2) You have no idea how difficult it was to not burst out laughing in front of
: the several other people in the room upon receipt of your eloquent response.
:
: 3) The fact that "Ebony and Ivory" is on the radio right now borders between
: hilarious and obscene.




From: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
To: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Cc: Jericho (jericho_at_attrition.org), Lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 13:23:38 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


On Wed, 2 May 2007, Apathetic Lucidity wrote:

> http://googlesystem.blogspot.com/2007/03/google-maps-shows-funny-directions.html
>
> The tough part is step #33...

   Heh...yeah, I saw this a couple of weeks ago.  I admire Google for having a right proper sense of humor in all they do.




From: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
Cc: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org), Lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 20:34:15 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


Apacid just got OLD'd by Cancer's SigOth!

On Wed, 2 May 2007, Cancer Omega wrote:

: On Wed, 2 May 2007, Apathetic Lucidity wrote:
:
: > http://googlesystem.blogspot.com/2007/03/google-maps-shows-funny-directions.html
: >
: > The tough part is step #33...
:
:       Heh...yeah, I saw this a couple of weeks ago.  I admire
: Google for having a right proper sense of humor in all they do.




From: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
Cc: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org), Lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 13:37:18 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


On Wed, 2 May 2007, security curmudgeon wrote:

> Apacid just got OLD'd by Cancer's SigOth!

    Indeed.  And I feel a disturbance in the Force...as if Apacid is gonna wind up with a size 11 asshole 
after we're all done ripping him.




From: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org), Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 21:10:17 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


On Wed, 2 May 2007, Cancer Omega wrote:

": " On Wed, 2 May 2007, security curmudgeon wrote:
": "
": " > Apacid just got OLD'd by Cancer's SigOth!
": "
": "    Indeed.  And I feel a disturbance in the Force...as if Apacid is
": " gonna wind up with a size 11 asshole after we're all done ripping him.
": "


ooooo... like this?

* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g                                               g
o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `.             |         |       :     t
s`        |             |        \|       |     s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *
g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o
a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a
t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t
s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |         / /        |    |       |         |e
x  |          |         |    |       |         |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

^^ ganked from munge's web space




From: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
To: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
Cc: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org), Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 21:04:38 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


DOES THAT MAKE ME IVORY SIR

On Wed, 2 May 2007, security curmudgeon wrote:

": "
": " IM EBONY




From: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org), Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 14:50:12 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD

On Wed, 2 May 2007, lyger wrote:

> > IM EBONY
>
> DOES THAT MAKE ME IVORY SIR

        Dunno...do you two strange-ass fucks live in perfect harmony?




From: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org), Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 21:57:59 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD



On Wed, 2 May 2007, Cancer Omega wrote:

": " On Wed, 2 May 2007, lyger wrote:
": "
": " > > IM EBONY
": " >
": " > DOES THAT MAKE ME IVORY SIR
": "
": "    Dunno...do you two strange-ass fucks live in perfect harmony?

side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord




From: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org), Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 14:48:41 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


On Wed, 2 May 2007, lyger wrote:

> ooooo... like this?

    Every time I see that, I don't know which bothers me more...that some guy can stretch his ass that wide open, 
or that it's apparently some *married* guy (judging by the ring on the left third finger).




From: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org), Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 16:07:34 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


On Wed, 2 May 2007, lyger wrote:

> ": "  Dunno...do you two strange-ass fucks live in perfect harmony?
>
> side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord

        *sound of Uzi fire*

        *lyger stumbles past, trying to hold in his entrails*

        My work here is done.




From: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org), Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 23:11:19 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


On Wed, 2 May 2007, Cancer Omega wrote:

": "
": " On Wed, 2 May 2007, lyger wrote:
": "
": " > ": "  Dunno...do you two strange-ass fucks live in perfect harmony?
": " >
": " > side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord
": "
": "    *sound of Uzi fire*
": "
": "    *lyger stumbles past, trying to hold in his entrails*
": "
": "    My work here is done.

MEDIC!

there is good and bad... in everyone...

learn.....to............live...............

/me dies




From: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org), Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 16:31:59 -0700 (MST)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


On Wed, 2 May 2007, lyger wrote:

> there is good and bad... in everyone...
>
> learn.....to............live...............

        kill -9 /bin/lyger

> /me dies

        /me marvels as South Park rats come out of nowhere and devour lyger's remains.




From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org), security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 19:34:54 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD

>       Every time I see that, I don't know which bothers me more...that some guy can stretch his ass that wide open, 
> or that it's apparently some *married* guy (judging by the ring on the left third finger).

You're skipping the part where some guy takes the TIME to generate such an image using only ascii....THAT creeps me out!




From: Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org), security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
Date: Wed, 2 May 2007 19:40:05 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD

>       kill -9 /bin/lyger

$ ps -ef|grep lyger
lyger     30295 30268  0 19:35 pts/2    00:00:00 /bin/lyger
$ kill -9 30295
$ ps -ef | grep lyger
lyger     30295 30268  0 19:35 pts/2    00:00:00 /bin/lyger
$ ps -ef | grep 30268
jericho   30268     1  0  1972 pts/2    00:00:00 /bin/goatsex
$

Ah-HA!




From: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
To: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org)
Cc: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org), Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 3 May 2007 01:49:58 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


forced ~$ goatsex
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g                                               g
o /     \             \            /    \       o
[..]


it has been a part of us for so long




From: security curmudgeon (jericho_at_attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega_at_attrition.org)
Cc: lyger (lyger_at_attrition.org), Apathetic Lucidity (apacid_at_attrition.org)
Date: Thu, 3 May 2007 01:51:48 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Google map directions OTD


married to his baseball bat.

On Wed, 2 May 2007, Cancer Omega wrote:

: On Wed, 2 May 2007, lyger wrote:
:
: > ooooo... like this?
:
:       Every time I see that, I don't know which bothers me more...that some
: guy can stretch his ass that wide open, or that it's apparently some *married*
: guy (judging by the ring on the left third finger).




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