From: beastah (beastah@attrition.org)
To: staff@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:00:54 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Um

Anyone know how to get semen out of a Eagle Scout uniform?

Constructive thoughts only please.

BeAsTaH

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: beastah (beastah@attrition.org)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:02:38 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Um


On Tue, 15 Dec 2009, beastah wrote:

: Anyone know how to get semen out of a Eagle Scout uniform?
:
: Constructive thoughts only please.

I always had to wash twice, and creek water never did the trick.

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: beastah (beastah@attrition.org)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:06:19 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Um

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009, beastah wrote:

> Anyone know how to get semen out of a Eagle Scout uniform?

You can't.  You can only cover the stain with a merit badge.

Going for the Fellatio merit, huh?  I'm presuming you're striving for the "Catch" badge.  Keep trying, I guess...

.c

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Cc: beastah (beastah@attrition.org), staff@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:10:49 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Um


On Tue, 15 Dec 2009, Cancer Omega wrote:

": " On Tue, 15 Dec 2009, beastah wrote:
": "
": " > Anyone know how to get semen out of a Eagle Scout uniform?
": "
": " You can't.  You can only cover the stain with a merit badge.
": "
": " Going for the Fellatio merit, huh?  I'm presuming you're striving for the
": " "Catch" badge.  Keep trying, I guess...
": "
": " .c

i'm just glad he remembered to use the word "uniform"

From: beastah (beastah@attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:40:26 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Um

": "Going for the Fellatio merit, huh?

You're just jealous because MY dad says that I'M the best french kisser
in the whole county...

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: beastah (beastah@attrition.org)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:24:21 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Um

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009, beastah wrote:

> ": "Going for the Fellatio merit, huh?
>
> You're just jealous because MY dad says that I'M the best french kisser in the whole county...

How can you say that?  We're brothers!

.c

From: beastah (beastah@attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:04:42 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Um

": " How can you say that?  We're brothers!

I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt you.  I hope our xmas family bukkake is
not uncomfortable now.

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: beastah (beastah@attrition.org)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:29:19 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Um

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009, beastah wrote:

> ": " How can you say that?  We're bothers!
>
> I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt you.  I hope our xmas family bukkake is not uncomfortable now.

Bastard.  You told me you were going to commit seppuku!

.c

From: beastah (beastah@attrition.org)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:08:40 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Um

": " Bastard.  You told me you were going to commit seppuku!

I tried to kill myself but, all I have is an electric shaver, I will say
though, my wrists are SILKY smooth...

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: beastah (beastah@attrition.org)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 2009 03:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Um

On Fri, 18 Dec 2009, beastah wrote:

> ": " Bastard.  You told me you were going to commit seppuku!
>
> I tried to kill myself but, all I have is an electric shaver, I will say though, my wrists are SILKY smooth...

There's a perverted backstory in this, but I'll be damned if I can find it.

.c