From: hellNbak (
To: Helen Baker (
Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 18:50:15 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re:

Hi Helen,

Its funny you emailed me when you did.  I was just sitting here with Russ,
my shaven midget poolboy, talking about traffic patterns and our
web audience.  Unfortunately our conversation was suddenly interupted when
Sheila our newly aquired lamb began to buck.  You know she just isn't as
well trained as her mother Lisa.

Anywho... We already have a pretty good idea of our traffic patterns and
audience.  Allow me to break it down to you;

Web Audience:

governments foreign and local
Sheep worshippers
Scene whores
crack whores
drunken catholic priests
alter boys who walk funny and
homeless midget prostitutes.

So as you can see we have a very niche market.  I can't help but feel like
that we are not serving the last two demographics well.  Perhaps coolstats
can help us with that.

As for traffic patterns.  We see a normal bandwidth usage pattern that has
been consistant ever since we started streaming our oscar nominated short
film "She was a baaaaad girl" and of course the sequel, "repent young
alter boy, repent, you have been baaaaad".

Of course on the day of the live shaving traffic spikes and it throws our
stats off a little but I think we have a pretty good idea.

Take your spam and shove it up your mothers ass, remove it, then shove it
up your own.

Thank you.

On Thu, 21 Nov 2002, Helen Baker wrote:

> Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 17:14:57 +0800 (CST)
> From: Helen Baker (
> Reply-To: Helen Baker (
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