Going Postal


From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Stephen Sheridan (dreamsofgreen@yours.com)
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2006 16:03:09 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: HELP ME

: HELP ME

With?


From: Stephen Sheridan 
To: security curmudgeon 
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2006 16:13:55 -0500
Subject: Re: HELP ME

If the law was not working for you only against you would you still
follow it?

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: Stephen Sheridan (dreamsofgreen@yours.com)
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2006 17:26:20 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: HELP ME

: If the law was not working for you only against you would you still
: follow it?

The law is what makes us civilized, one step above the monkeys. I'm sure
of it!

From: Stephen Sheridan (dreamsofgreen@yours.com)
To: lyger@attrition.org
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:34:33 -0500
Subject: Dear God

Dear God,

Please introduce me to 11 or 12 funny blonde women as soon as I send this
letter to you.They should all be writers.They should all be cute and be
very funny.We should get to work right away on a big writing project,not
to mention,ahem,other things.All of the women should be under 30.Two or
three of them should have big,cute round asses with exciting curvatures
on them.At least one of them should have money with her and a writing
deal.We'll need quite a bit of money to get started,better make it
$100,000.I promise we'll return fifty times that at some point in
time.Please advance me,Stephen casey Sheridan the $100,000 if this is not
possible.Mail the money to me in some fashion within 2 or 3 business
days.please try to keep this under wraps as long as possible so that we
will not be disturbed before we lay our golden egg.it.If you have any
questions please e-mail me.If you cannot respond to this reaosonable
query then do not return me an email.

Thank you,

Stephen Sheridan

From: lyger (lyger@attrition.org)
To: Stephen Sheridan (dreamsofgreen@yours.com)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:57:29 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: Dear God

I think R.C. Refundo was funny the first time around.  After that, it's
like repeat episodes of "All in The Family".  Very old, and there's
something better on another channel.

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