Going Postal

From: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
To: KING KING (kingforeever@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 16:25:21 -0500 (EST)
Subject: RE: please help me

On Fri, 5 Jan 2007, KING KING wrote:

> HELLO NEPEN, u can trust me dat i'm nt workin 4 govmnt. i cnt proof u bt i reali 
> want 2 no how to hank into hotmail and yahoo accounts. i'm glad if u hlp me. 
> please teach me and 4m 2day u b ma master. pleaseeeeeee

Please use English when addressing me.

From what I can discern from your email, you are asserting that you are,
in fact, not associated with any government agency. While I'd like to take
you at your word on that fact, the truth is, I wouldn't be a very good
hacker if I did. After all, all government agents deny their affiliations
with the government when asked. They wouldn't be too smart if they didn't.

Basically, before I can help you, I'm going to need some kind of proof. We
have to establish a certain level of trust here.

nepen


From: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
To: KING KING (kingforeever@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 17:23:12 -0500 (EST)
Subject: RE: please help me


On Fri, 5 Jan 2007, KING KING wrote:

> ok i'm ready. hw cn i proof u.

Do you own a digital camera?

nepen

From: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
To: KING KING (kingforeever@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 17:50:24 -0500 (EST)
Subject: RE: please help me

On Fri, 5 Jan 2007, KING KING wrote:

> r u 4m uk if u r den we cn link up and u wiill no dat i'm nt wrkin 4 gvrment. 
> i'm student.

I am not from the UK. This is why establishing trust is so very important.
What you're asking me to do [teach you how to gain access to hotmail
accounts] is illegal in both of our countries. However, due to the fact
that you live in the UK, it's much safer for me, as long as I can be
assured that you do actually live in the UK and not in my country [where
you could bust me].

Basically, I need some kind of proof that you DO live in the UK. Photographic proof.  
Because of the nature of the internet, it's hard to prove someone is who they say 
they are. This is why we request on-demand photographic proof, with some kind of 
indicator in the photo. I'll explain to you how we usually do this:

First and foremost, we absolutely *require* that you photograph a pigeon
outdoors. This is the one thing that is NON-NEGOTIABLE. Preferably in
front of some kind of landmark that makes it obvious that the photo was
taken in the UK.

In addition to a photo of a pigeon, you need to provide one other
photograph in order to establish trust. We usually accept one of the
following two:

A photograph of you with your mother.

OR

A photograph of you holding a piece of paper or other type of sign upon
which you have written the words:

"<3 nepen I'm not Todd Shriber"

The <3 is a drawing of a heart. "Todd Shriber" is hacker slang for
"stupid government worker".

At the very least, we require a photo of a pigeon, in your local
surroundings. We have ways of telling whether or not you took the photo
and when the photo was taken.

nepen

From: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
To: KING KING (kingforeever@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 18:04:58 -0500 (EST)
Subject: RE: please help me

On Fri, 5 Jan 2007, KING KING wrote:

> trust me i m 4m UK. i live in birmingham. i'm nt liein 2 u. please help me n 
> i will help u if u need neting and i no abt dat. i'm nt liein 2 u. i'm reali 4m UK.

I will trust you... when you provide me with proof that you are who you
say you are.

At the very least, I require a photo of a pigeon, taken outside in the
area in which you live.

For further proof, please see my previous email to you.

I'm sure you understand, what you're asking me to help you do is very
illegal. I cannot help you unless you are willing to prove who you are. I
am sorry, but I'm not an idiot. Everyone else is more than willing to
follow the simple requests that I gave to you in my last email to you. So
far you're one of only a handful of people to deny my request. People have
*borrowed* cameras in the past in order to comply with our requests. The
fact that you won't do this makes me very suspicious.

Do you even understand? How about this: I have a ten inch penis. My mother
does too, so maybe it's genetic. I'm not "liein 2 u." HONEST.

See how that works? It doesn't. Anyone can say "I'm not lying." We need
PROOF. Especially because what you're asking is illegal. If you're not
willing to provide proof, then it must not be too important to you. If
you'll excuse me, there are other people requesting my help who have
already submitted their photographic proof. These people deserve my
attention more than you do, at least until you're willing to do as I have
requested in order to gain my trust.

When you comply with my requests, I will provide you with the information
you need.

nepen

From: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
To: KING KING (kingforeever@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007 18:37:02 -0500 (EST)
Subject: RE: please help me

On Fri, 5 Jan 2007, KING KING wrote:

> cn u trust me now and wer r u 4m bro?

First of all, I am not your "bro." I am a woman. Also, please use proper
English when you communicate with me. To use slang is not only insulting
to the person you're speaking to, but it is also self-debasing.

No, I cannot trust you. You have given me absolutely no reason to trust
you. Anyone can say anything they want to. It doesn't make it true. In our
line of work, we have to be extremely careful. Do you understand this?
Have you even read the emails I've sent you?

I will spell it out for you very clearly:

I CAN NOT take your word for it. I absolutely MUST have proof that you are
not trying to set me up. You are asking me to help you commit what is
considered a crime not only in MY country, but in yours as well. *BOTH* of
us are at risk of going to jail.

I have NEVER taken anyone's word that they are who they say they are. To
do so would be stupid. I refuse to put myself at risk.

Now please stop wasting my time. If you are willing to prove to me that
you are trustworthy, then please do so. Otherwise, I have several other
people who have made requests similar to yours who have actually provided
at least two photographs containing the evidence I requested. These people
have taken the time to prove to me that they are trustworthy. They did not
think for one moment that I was stupid enough to just take their word for
it. The fact that you assume I will do so for you is extremely insulting.

I must help the people who have taken the time and effort to prove to me
that they are serious in their requests and that they are not feds. When
you are willing to do this, you may email me and I will devote my time to
helping you learn whatever you wish to learn. Until then, I cannot waste
my time when it should be spent helping those who have actually bothered
to comply with my requests.

Is this email clear? Do you understand it? If not, I would be more than
willing to help you understand--IF you are serious about this. I need
proof, this is non-negotiable. If you are not willing to provide proof,
then we have nothing to talk about. It's a one-time deal. Once you prove
that you are trustworthy, you won't have to do it again, no matter how
many questions you have for me in the future. I am more than willing to
help you learn how to become an elite hacker, but I cannot do that without
you first proving that you are trustworthy. You can do this by following
the directions in my previous emails.

nepen

From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: KING KING (kingforeever@hotmail.com)
Date: Sat, 6 Jan 2007 10:33:01 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: please help me

On Fri, 5 Jan 2007, KING KING wrote:

> hello hackers, can u teach me how to hack into hotmail and yahoo acounts 
> pleaseeeee.

Please sign over the rights to your immortal soul first.  We collect them and 
trade them with friends.

.c

From: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
To: KING KING (kingforeever@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:56:41 -0500 (EST)
Subject: RE: please help me

I apologise for the inconvenience, I was away for a while. I will confer
with my colleagues and get back to you. I did notice, however, that the
text you wrote and photographed did not match what was asked. Like I said,
I will discuss this and get back to you.

nepen

From: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
To: KING KING (kingforeever@hotmail.com)
Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:22:47 -0500 (EST)
Subject: RE: please help me

On Mon, 29 Jan 2007, KING KING wrote:

> hello thank you for ur email. i'm really happy u helping me. thankx 4
> everything. can u please explain me in details that what is the use 4.

The use of the special codez I gave you is for fucking your friends. That
is what you want, is it not?

> and can u also tell me how can i get into other emails account. i know
> one person he's doing programming and he knows how to get into yahoo
> account without the password when i asked him he said to me that, years
> ago he was using that software which he get it from google but i cudn't
> find it. can u help me to hack any emails account. i'll wait 4 ur mail
> thank you once again

I told you, if you want to be a pathetic little assclown and violate the
personal space, privacy, and trust of others, you do it this way [I'll
elaborate on the details a little more, since you don't seem to get it]:

C:> find [Type the name or email address of the person here]
C:> dpants [email address]
C:> C:
C:> :###

"dpants" is a hacking tool that actually comes with Windows, but most
people don't know about it. It can pretty much hack through your typical
cotton, polyester, leather, tweed, PVC, et cetera, security systems that
may be protecting your friend from your attempt at fucking with him.

If that doesn't work, keep #ing with your hardware until it becomes a
software issue, unless you don't have adequate hardware [and since you're
asking me to help you hack into email accounts, I'm kinda suspecting this
may be the case].

nepen

From: /dev/null (null@attrition.org)
To: KING KING (kingforeever@hotmail.com)
Cc: nepen (nepen@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:44:14 +0000 (UTC)
Subject: RE: please help me

On Mon, 19 Mar 2007, KING KING wrote:

> hello it's reali long tym hvn't chat 2 u. u tld me open the cmmd prompt. 
> and fuck dem 4m der bt it didn't wrk. i open the cmmd prompt and type the 
> email address after C:> wen i press enter it goes find is not recognized as 
> an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. can u plz 
> help me again to do dis thank you

Hi, King King Kingy King King King Kingums King Kingaroo.

Thanks for your patience.  We've been diligently looking into your question.  
Well, to be more precise, we've been diligently looking into your question for 
the last few minutes; prior to that we'd been trying to find a 'moron-to-English' 
translator to parse the above sentences into something remotely legible to an 
intelligent person.

Luckily, we found one!  So now we can proceed.

I understand you're seeking your computer's assistance to find special codes 
for fucking your friends.  The last time I performed deep penetration testing on 
my friends, it took some very special skills, I assure you -- and you'd be amazed
at the technology available!  I googled for hours in amazement.  Now, these 
machines are very hardware-dependent, and they're not just point-and-drool; they 
require a great deal of interaction.  Very close interaction.  If you're not 
able to get hands-on here, really get down into manually manipulating the bits 
of the code, then things could go disastrously wrong.

So the question is whether you want to use these devices internally or externally.  
You can use them in a batch, sure, but that takes a great deal of coordination and 
planning; if something goes wrong, a system crash could be very harmful for whichever 
of your friends you're trying to penetrate.  You could leave your friend partially 
compromised for days, and that would be very embarassing to say the least!

So to recap: you're going to use the dpants command on your friends. Then, you're 
going to set up an array of devices, either internally or externally, to compromise 
your friends' perimeter and penetrate their defenses in as many ways as you see fit.  
Once you have your friends in a compromising position, you're going to go in 
personally and manually manipulate their bits, making sure to pay close attention 
to response times and hardware reaction.  Then, when you're sure your friends are 
well and truly fucked, you'll pull your devices out and make sure you haven't left 
any traces behind that could be tracked back to you, because it's important to make 
sure you're not messy in affairs like this.

If any of this doesn't work, you might consider going after some friends with a 
more permissive setup.  It could be that this kind of assault just isn't how 
you swing.

Good luck, hope this helps!

/dev/null