From: muhammad siddiqi (email@example.com) To: firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com Date: Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:20:34 -0700 (PDT) Subject: Hack Hi, I connect to internet through my LAN.The main server has blocked all the P2P softwares.I want to use Limewire or edonkey. I also want to hack the password of firstname.lastname@example.org & email@example.com please help me
From: Cancer Omega (firstname.lastname@example.org) To: muhammad siddiqi (email@example.com) Cc: firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com Date: Sun, 22 Oct 2006 23:10:26 -0400 (EDT) Subject: Re: Hack On Sun, 22 Oct 2006, muhammad siddiqi wrote: > I connect to internet through my LAN. Small world. I connect to the Internet through your LAN, too. And y'know what? You really need to stop downloading all that goat pr0n. > The main server has blocked all the P2P softwares. Wow. Whatta freakin' tragedy. You forgot to tell me about the part where I'm supposed to give a rip-roaring fart about it. > I want to use Limewire or edonkey. No kidding? Me, I have more humble ambitions. I just want to wrestle the reigning Miss Brazil in a vat of lime Jell-O. Something tells me I'll be realizing my dream long before you do yours, Retardo Deluxe. > I also want to hack the password of firstname.lastname@example.org & email@example.com Wait. Don't tell me. Your girlfriend, right? And you think she's cheating on you, right? Can't imagine why anyone would do something so heartless to a clueless stalker e-tard like yourself. > please help me I'm sorry. You're beyond help. And for your bonus prize, I'm making sure that you are royally fucked without a kiss. (Take a look at the cc: lines above, skunky monkey.) And for those who are reading this wondering what this is all about, please see the following message that we received from Herr Muhammad. Full headers and all. Wheee-ha. .c P.S. -- Kitchy-koo, asshole.