Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 20:38:14 -0700 (PDT)
From: M Monte (mcmonte19@yahoo.com)
Subject: Some things that need to be fixed on your site.
To: jericho@attrition.org


After reviewing your website I found a lot of the
material would not be approved by my mother. She
doesnít like me exposing myself to such foul language.
So here is a list of words I would like you to omit
from your site. I know it is a lot to ask, but I am
only 23 years old, and I feel these should be taken
into consideration so our maturing adults can grow up
in a decent world:

Please do not reference male genitals with any of the
following terms:
AARON'S ROD
ARM
BABY-MAKER
BEEF
BLUE VEIN MEATROLL
BALD-HEADED BUTLER
BALD-HEADED MOUSE
BELLY BUSTER
BATHTUB EEL
BEARDED BLOOD SAUSAGE
BIRD
BONE
BALONEY
BANANA
BAT
BAYONET
BEAN TOSSER
BEEF
BELLY RUFFIAN
BLADE
BROOMSTICK
BUM TICKLER
BUSH BEATER
BUTTON-HOLE WORKER
COCK
CANDLE
CARROT
CLUB
CRACK HAUNTER
CRANNY HUNTER
CRACKSMAN
CREAMSTICK
CULTY GUN
CARNAL STUMP
CHICKEN
CHILD-GETTER
CHINK-STOPPER
COREY
CROOK
DICK
DORK
DONG
DONIKER
DINGUS
DIPSTICK
DAGGER
DART OF LOVE
DEAREST MEMBER
DICKY
DING-DONG
DINGER
DINGLE-DANGLE
DUMMY
DODADDY
DOLLY
DOOFLICKER
DOWN-LEG
DRAGON
EEL
END
FAMILY ORGAN
FIDDLE BOW
FISH
FISHING ROD
FLAPPER
FOOL-STICKER
FOREFINGER
FUCKER
FOREMAN
GUN
GUT WRENCH
GIGGLE STICK
GADGET
GARDENER
GIGGLING PIN
GOOSER
GRAVY MAKER
GRINDING TOOL
GRISTLE
GUT STICK
HAIR SPLITTER
HAMBONE
HAMMER
HANGING JOHNNY
HOE HANDLE
HOLY POKER
HORN
HOSE
HOT ROD
HEAT-SEEKING MOISTURE
MISSILE
HAIRY HOT DOG
JACK IN THE BOX
JEMSON
JERKING IRON
JIGGER
JING JANG
JOCKAM
JOHNNIE
JOHNNY ONE-EYE THE
BALD-HEADED CHAMP
JOHNSON
JOINT
JOY KNOB
JOY PRONG
JOY STICK
KEY
KIDNEY CRACKER
KIDNEY WIPER
KIELBASA
KING MEMBER
KNOB
KNOCKER
LADIES' DELIGHT
LADIES' LOLLIPOP
LADIES' TREASURE
LAMP OF LIFE
LANCE
LIFE PRESERVER
LITTLE BROTHER
LITTLE WILLIE
LIVER TURNER
LIVE SAUSAGE
LIZARD
LOB
LOBCOCK
LOBSTER
LOLLYPOP
LONG JOHN
LOVE DART
LOVE GUN
LOVE MUSCLE
LUCY
LUNG DISTURBER
MAD MICK
MAGIC WAND
MAN-ROOT
MARROW BONE
MASTER JOHN THURSDAY
MASTER OF CEREMONIES
MEAT
MEAT HOOK
MEAT WHISTLE
MEMBER
MERRYMAKER
MIDDLE LEG
MILKMAN
MISTER GOODWRENCH
MISTER TOM
MOUSE
MUSCLE
MUTTON DAGGER
MY BODY'S CAPTAIN
NATURAL SCYTHE
NEEDLE
NIMROD
NIPPY
NOODLE
NOONY
OLD BLIND BOB
ONE-EYED NIGHT CRAWLER IN
THE TURTLE-NECK SWEATER
ONE-EYED MILKMAN
ONE-EYED TROUSER TROUT
ONE-EYED WONDER WORM
PANT MUSCLE
PECKER
PEE-PEE
PEN
PENCIL
PENDULUM
PERCH
PETER
PICCOLO
PICKLOCK
PIKESTAFF
PILE DRIVER
PIN
PINK PENCIL
PIPE
PISSER
PISTOL
PLUGTAIL
POCKET PICCOLO
POCKET ROCKET
POINTER
POKER
POLE
PORK
PORK SWORD
POST
PRICK
PRIDE AND JOY
PRONG
PUD
PUDDING
PUMP HANDLE
PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR
OF LOVE
PUP
PUTZ
QUICKENING PEG
QUIMSTAKE
RAM
RAMROD
RAW MEAT
REAMER
RED CAP
ROD
ROD OF LOVE
ROLLING PIN
ROOT
RUDDER
RUPERT
RUSSELL THE WONDER
MUSCLE
ST. PETER
SALAMI
SAUSAGE
SCEPTRE
SCHLONG
SEXING PIECE
SHAFT
SHMOCK
SHORT ARM
SHOVE DEVIL
SHVONTZ
SILENT FLUTE
SKIN FLUTE
SNAKE
SPIGOT
SPIKE-FAGGOT
SPINDLE
SPOT-RUMP
SPOUT
STAFF
STEAMING HOT KANGA
STEM
STICK
STING
STUMP
SUGAR STICK
SWORD
TAIL PIN
TALLY-WHACKER
TASSEL
TENT PEG
THING
THIRD LEG
THISTLE
THROBBER
THROBBING PYTHON OF LOVE
TICKLE-GIZZARD
TICKLER
TONG
TOOL
TORCH OF CUPID
TOY
TRAP-STICK
TROUSER ANACONDA
TUBE STEAK
UNCLE DICK
VOMITING COBRA
WAND
WANG
WAZOO
WEAPON
WEDGE
WEENIE
WHACKER
WHIP
WHISTLE
WHORE-PIPE
WICK
WILLIE
WINKLE
WIRE
WORM
YANG
YARD
YOSH
ZUBRICK

When referencing a WELL ENDOWED male, please refrain
from the following:
BASKET FOR DAYS
DONKEY-RIGGED
DOUBLE-SHUNG
HUNG LIKE A BULL
MIRACLE MEAT
TIMBERED
TONS OF BASKET
TONS OF MEAT
WELL-FAVORED BY NATURE
WELL HUNG
YARD

When talking of semen please donít use:
BABY FOOD
BABY JUICE
BULL GRAVY
BUTTERMILK
CHISM
COME
CREAM
CRUD
CUM
DUCK BUTTER
FETCH
GLUE
GRAVY
HOCKEY
HONEY
HOT MILK
JAM
JAZZ
JELLY
JISM
JUICE
LETCH WATER
LOAD
LOVE LIQUOR
MAN OIL
MARROW
METTLE
MILK
OIL OF MAN
OINTMENT
OYSTER
PRICK JUICE
PUDDING
SCUM
SEED
SLIME
SOAP
SPENDINGS
SPERM
SPEW
SPRATZ
SPUME
SPUNK
STARCH
STUFF
TAIL JUICE
TAIL WATER
TALLOW
WAD
WHITE BLOW
WHITE HONEY
PEARL NECKLACE
PECKER TRACKS
WET DREAM

If you need to reference ejaculation please abstain
from:
BIG BANG
BUST YOUR NUTS
COME
COME OFF
CREAM
CUM
DIE IN A WOMAN'S LAP
DROP YOUR LOAD
FIRE A SHOT
GET OFF
GET THE DIRTY WATER OFF
YOUR CHEST
GET WET
GET YOUR COOKIES
GET YOUR JOLLIES
GET YOUR ROCKS OFF
GO OFF
NUMBER THREE
POP A NUT
SHOOT
SHOOT OFF
SHOOT YOUR WAD
SPEND
SQUIRT

If testicles or scrotum must be referenced, please
avoid:
BALLOCKS
BALLS
BANGERS
BEECHAM'S PILLS
BIRD'S EGGS
BOO-BOOS
CHARLIES
CHERRIES
CHESTNUTS
CLANGERS
COJONES
CUBES
DANGLERS
EGGS
FAMILY JEWELS
GLANDS
GOOLIES
JEWELS
KANAKAS
LOVE APPLES
MARBLES
MARSHMALLOWS
NARDS
NUTS
ONIONS
PLUMS
POUNDERS
ROCKS
SEEDS
SLASHERS
SPUNK HOLDERS
SQUIRREL
FOOD
STONES
SWINGERS
BALL BAG
HAIRY BAG
POKE
SACK

When talking of crab lice, please maintain medical
terms, not:
ACTIVE CITIZENS
CRABS
CROTCH CRICKETS
GENTLEMEN'S COMPANIONS
NEIGHBORS TO THE SOUTH
PANTS RABBITS
SEAM SQUIRRELS

If syphilis needs to be mentioned, again stay
medically correct. The following would be
unacceptable:
COACHMAN ON THE BOX
FRENCH GOUT
IRISH MUTTON
LADIES' FEVER
LIFELONG FRIEND
NEAPOLITAN BONE ACHE
OLD JOE
SIFF
SPANISH NEEDLE
THE OLD DOG

The same goes with Gonorrhea, avoiding these terms:
BURNER
CLAP
DOSE
GLEET
GLIM
HAIRCUT
LUES
LULU
MORNING DROP
PISS PINS AND NEEDLES
PISS PURE CREAM
STANK COCK
STRAIN
TEAR

As for female genitals, the following terms should not
be used:
ACE OF SPADES
ADAM'S CAVE
ALTAR OF LOVE
BEARDED CLAM
BEAVER
BELLY ENTRANCE
BLACK BESS
BLUEBEARD'S CLOSET
BOX
BROWN MADAM
BULL'S EYE
BUNNY
BUSH
BUTTON HOLE
CABBAGE PATCH
CANAL
CANDLE HOLDER
CAT'S MEAT
CAVE OF HARMONY
CAVERN
CELLAR DOOR
CHOCHA
CLEFT
CLUTCH
COCKPIT
COOKIE
COOT
COOTCH
COOZE
COUPLER
CRACK
CRANNY
CREASE
CREVICE
CROTCH
CRUMPET
CUNNY
CUNT
DIMPLE
DmNE SCAR
DONUT
DRAIN
EEL-SKINNER
FISH TANK
FLYTRAP
FORT BUSHY
FRONT WINDOW
FUR
FURBOX
FURBURGER
FURROW
GAP
GAPER
GASH
GATE OF HEAVEN
GINCH
GINNY
GIRL-STREET
GOAT-MILKER
GRAVY-MAKER
GULLY-HOLE
HAIR
HAIRCOURT
HAIR PIE
HAPPY VALLEY
HARBOR OF HOPE
HATCH
HOG EYE
HOLE
HONEY-HIVE
HONEY-POT
HORSE COLLAR
HOT BOX
HOT SPOT
HOUSE UNDER THE HILL
IRISH FORTUNE
ITCHING JENNY
JACK NASTY-FACE
JAXY
JELLY-ROLL
Jl)ICE BOX
KEYHOLE
LADY JANE
LAMP OF LOVE
LAPLAND
LATHER-MAKER
LITTLE MARY
LOCKER
LONG-EYE
LOVE TUNNEL
LOWER LIPS
MAGPIE'S NEST
MAIN VEIN
MANHOLE
MARK OF THE BEAST
MEAT
MEAT GRINDER
MOM'S HOMEMADE SLIT PIE
MOUND
MOUNT PLEASANT
MOUSE
MOUTH-THAT- CANNOT-BITE
MUFF
NAF
NATURE'S TUFTED TREASURE
NEST
NICHE
NOOK
NOOKY
NOTCH
OAT-BIN
OLD MOSSYFACE
ORGAN GRINDER
OVEN
OYSTER CATCHER
PATCH
PELT
PENWIPER
PIE
PIECE
PIN CUSHION
PIPE CLEANER
PISS FLAPS
PIT
PLAYPEN
POCKET
POKE HOLE
POONTANG
POOR MAN'S BLESSING
PRICK PURSE
PUSSY
QUIFF
QUIM
QUIVER
ROSE
SCREW-HOLE
SLASH
SLIT
SLOT
SNAPPER
SNAPPIN' PUSSY
SNATCH
SNATCH-BOX
STANK
STEAM ROOM
STUFF
SOCKET
SPORTSMAN'S GAP
SUGAR BASIN
TAIL
TEMPLE OF LOW MEN
TOOL-CHEST
TOY SHOP
TREASURE CHEST
TRENCH
TRIANGLE
TRIM
TUBE
TUNA TACO
TUNNEL
TUNNEL OF LOVE
TWAT
TWEEZE
TWITCHER
VAG
VALLEY
VENUS HIGHWAY
VERTICAL SMILE
WET CAVE OF LUST
WOOLY-BOOGER
WORKS
YAWNIE
YUM-YUM

When talking of a womanís breasts, none of these terms
should ever be used:

APPLES
BALCONY
BALLOONS
BANGERS
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEAN BAGS
BIG BROWN EYES
BON-BONS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOTTLES
BOULDERS
BULLETS
BUMPERS
BUSTERS
BUTTERBAGS
CANTELOUPES
GAZONGAS
GLANDS
GLOBES
GRAPEFRUITS
GUAVAS
HANDFUL
HAND-WARMERS
HEADERS
HEADUGHTS
HILLS
HONKERS
HOOTERS
HOWITZERS
JABOOS
JIBS
JUGS
JUMBOS
KAZONGAS
KNOBS
KNOCKERS
LACTOIDS
LOAVES
LOBLOLLIES
LOVE BUBBLES
LOVE MUFFINS
LULUS
LUNGS
MAMMETS
MAMS
MANGOES
MEATBALLS
MEAT LOAVES
MELONS
MILK CANS
MILK SHOP
MOUNDS
MOUNT OF ULIES
MOUNTAINS
MUFFINS
MULLIGANS
MURPHIES
NANCIES
NATURE'S FONTS
NIBLETS
NINNIES
NIPPERS
NODULES
NOOGIES
NUBBIES
NUTS
ORANGES
ORBS
OTTOMANS
PAIR
PALOOKAS
PAPAYAS
PAPS
PEACHES
PEAKS
PEARS
PECTS
PEEPERS
PILLOWS
PIPS
POKERS
PONTOONS
POTATOES
PUMPKINS
PUMPS
RIB CUSHIONS
ROUNDIES
SANDBAGS
SCONES
SCOOPS
SET
SHAKERS
SHIMMIES
SKIN SACKS
SNUGGLE PUPS
SPHERES
SPUDS
STACKS
STUFFING
SWEATER MEAT
SWEET ROLLS
SWINGERS
TAMALES
TETONS
TIDBITS
TITS
TITTERS
TI=IES
TOMATOES
TOOTERS
TORPEDOES
TWANGERS
TWIN PEAKS
TWOFERS
UMLAUTS
UPPER DECK
WALDOS
WARHEADS
WARTS
WATERMELONS
WHOPPERS
WOBBLERS
WONGAS
YABBOS
YAMS
ZEPPELINS

Menstruation should not be described with any of the
following:
AUNT FLO
AUNT ROSIE IS IN TOWN
ALL'S NOT QUIET ON THE
WATERFRONT
BLOOD WEEK
COLLYWOBBLES
CURSE OF EVE
DRIP
ENTERTAIN THE GENERAL
FALL OFF THE ROOF
FLYING THE FLAG
HAVING THE PAINTERS IN
HIGH TIDE
HOLY WEEK
JINX
UTTLE SISTER IS HERE
MONTHLIES
MY BUDDY
MY FRIEND
ON THE BUN
ON THE POLE
ON THE RAG
PERIOD
PROBLEM
RAGGING
RAGTIME
RED FLAG
RED SAILS IN THE SUNSET
RIDING THE COTTON BICYCLE
RIDING THE COTTON PONY
ROAD UP FOR REPAIRS
SICK
STOP SIGN
TAIL FLOWERS
THAT TIME
THAT WAY
THE CAPTAIN IS AT HOME
THE CURSE
THE FOE
THE HAMMOCK IS SWINGING
THE PLAGUE
THE THING
THE VISITOR
TURNS
WEARING THE BULKY ROLL
WOMAN'S HOME COMPANION

Sanitary Napkins should be referred to by brand name
or as ďsanitary napkinĒ, none of the following please:

BANDAGE
CLOUT
CUNT RAG
FANNY RAG
FLAG
GRANNY RAG
MAN HOLE COVER
MOUTH MATTRESS
MUCK RAG
MUTT RAG
PLEASURE GARDEN PADLOCK
RAG
RED FLAG
WINDOW BLIND

Fornication should be spoken of with the respect and
seriousness that it deserves, the following terms are
inappropriate: 

A BIT OF JAM
ACTION
BALL
BALLOCK
BALONEY RIDE
BANANAS AND CREAM
BANG
BASKET MAKING
BATTER
BEEF
BEEF INJECTION
BE IN A WOMAN'S BEEF
BELLY RIDE
BELT
BLANKET DRILL
BLOW OFF THE LOOSE CORNS
BOARD
BOFF
BONE
BORE
BOTTLE
BOUNCE
BUMP
BUMP FUR
BUNNY FUCK
BURY ONE'S WICK
BURY THE BONE
BUSH PATROL
BUZZ THE BRILLO
CANE
CHANGE ONE'S LUCK
CHARGE
CHUCK A TREAD
CLIMB
COCK UP
COME ACROSS
COUPLE WITH
COVER
CRACK IT
CRAM
CRAWL
CREAM
CUT
DANCE THE MATTRESS nG
DAUB OF THE BRUSH
DICK
DICKY DUNK
DIDDLE
DIP YOUR STINGER IN
THE HONEY
DIP YOUR STICK
DIP YOUR WICK
DIRTY WORK AT THE
CROSSROADS
DO
DO A DIVE IN THE DARK
DO A FLOP
DO A PUSH
DO A SLIDE UP THE BOARD
DOG
DO IT
DO THE DEED
DO THE NASTY
EASE NATURE
EXCHANGE SPITS
FEATHER-BED,nG
FEED THE DUMMY
FIDDLE
FIRK
FIT END TO END
FIX HER PLUMBING
FLESH SESSION
FLOP
FLOP IN THE HAY
FOUR-LEGGED FROLIC
FRIG
FUCK
FUN AND GAMES
GET A BIT
GET A CHUNK
GET A CRUMPET
GET A HUNK
GET A LITTLE
GET A PIECE
GET A SNIPPET
GET A WET ONE
GET HOME
GET IN
GET INTO HER PANTS
GET INTO SOME SERIOUS
FLESH
GET IT ON
GET JACK IN THE ORCHARD
GET LAID
GET L0CKY
GET ONE'S ASHES HAULED
GET ONE'S GREENS
GET ONE'S LEATHER
STRETCHED
GET ONE'S NOODLE WET
GET ONE'S OIL CHANGED
GET SOME
GET SOME ACTION
GET SOME ASS
GET SOME CRACK
GET SOME HAIR
GET SOME HOLE
GET SOME PUSSY
GET SOME STUFF
GET SOME TAIL
GET SOME TWEEZE
GET YOUR BEAN WAXED
GET YOUR POLE VARNISHED
GIVE HER A STAB
GO ALL THE WAY
GO LIKE A BELT-FED MOTOR
GO TO BED WITH
GO TO IT
GO TO TOWN
GO VAULTING
GREASE THE WHEEL
GRIND
GRIND ONE'S TOOL
HANKY-PANKY
HAVE
HAVE A BIT
HAVE A BIT OF GIBLET PIE
HAVE A BIT OF SUMMER
CABBAGE
HAVE A BLOW THROUGH
HAVE SEX WITH
HIDE THE FERRET
HIDE THE SALAMI
HIT ON THE TAIL
HOCK
HOP ON
HORIZONTAL REFRESHMENT
HOSE
HOT ROLL WITH CREAM
HUMP
IMPALE
INTRODUCE CHARLEY
INVADE
IRISH WHIST
JAZZ
JINK
JOB
JOIN PAUNCHES
JOUNCE
JOY RIDE
JUG
JUKE
JUMP
JUMP ON ONE'S BONES
KNOCK
KNOCK OFF A PIECE
KNOW
LADIES' TAILORING
LAY
LAY OFF WITH
LAY SOME PIPE
LAY THE HIP
LAY THE LEG
LEAP
LEAP ON
LIE ON
LIE WITH
LOB IN
LOVE
MAKE
MAKE FEET FOR CHILDREN'S
SHOES
MAKE IT
MAKE LOVE
MAKE OUT WITH
MAKE THE SCENE
MAKING BABIES
MAKIN' WHOOPEE
MATE
MESS AROUND
MINGLE LIMBS
MIX ONE'S PEANUT BUTTER
MOUNT
MUG
MUSS
NAIL
NAIL TWO BELLIES TOGETHER
NICK
NIG
NUB
NUG
NUT
OBLIGE
OFF
PARK YOUR YACHT IN
HAIR HARBOR
PEEL ONE'S BEST END
PEG
PERFORM
PESTLE
PIECE
PIECE OF ASS
PIECE OF PUSSY
PIECE OF SNATCH
PIECE OF TAIL
PILE
PILE-DRIVING
PIN
PLANT THE OATS
PLAY AT ALL FOURS
PLAY HIDE THE BONE
PLOW
PLUCK
PLUG
POCKET THE RED
POKE
POLE
POLE WORK
POUSH YOUR ROCKET
POP
PORK
POST A LETTER
POUND
PUMP
PUNCH
PUSH
PUT THE BOOTS TO
PUT THE TOOL IN THE SHED
QUIMSTICKING
RAM
RIDE
RIP OFF
RITES OF VENUS
ROASTING THE BROOMSTICK
ROLL
ROLL IN THE HAY
ROCK
ROD
ROGER
ROMP
ROOT
ROOTLE
ROUST
RUB BACONS
RUB UP
RUMBLE
RUMPLE
RUTTING
SALT
SAW OFF A CHUNK
SCORE
SCREW
SCUTZ AROUND
SECRET SERVICES
SERVICE
SHACK UP
SHAFT
SHAG
SHAKE
SHAKE THE SHEETS
SHOOT BETWEEN WIND
AND WATER
SHOOT ONE'S WAD
SHORT ARM PRACTICE
SHOVE
SHTUP
SINK THE SAUSAGE
SINK THE SOLDIER
SLAM
SLEEP WITH
SLIP HER A LENGTH
SLIP INTO
SPLIT
SPOIL
SQUAT JUMPS IN THE
CUCUMBER PATCH
SQUATTIN'ON THE HOG
SQUEEZE AND A SQUIRT
STAB
STABLE MY NAGGIE
STROP ONE'S BEAK
STRUM
STUFF
SWING
TAIL-WORK
TAKE A TURN IN THE STUBBLE
TAKE A TURN ON SHOOTER'S
HILL
TEAR OFF A PIECE
TEAR THE SHEETS
THE DISAPPEARING CANE
TRICK
THE MATRIMONIAL POLKA
THREAD
THREAD THE NEEDLE
THROW A HUMP
THROW A LEG OVER
THROW A SHOT
THUMP
TIE THE TRUE LOVER'S KNOT
TIFF
TIP THE LONG ONE
TO BE INTIMATE
TOOLING IN THE WOODS
TOPS AND BOTTOMS
TRIM
TRIM THE BUFF
TRIP UP THE RHINE
TUMBLE
TUMPLE
TURN UP
TWIDDLE
VARNISH ONE'S CANE
VAULT
VITAMIN F
WAP
WHAM
WHAT MOTHER DID
BEFORE ME
WIND THE CLOCK
WOMANIZE
WORK
WORK OUT
WORK THE DUMB ORACLE
WORK THE HAIRY ORACLE
YARD
YENTZ

Please do not refer to prostitutes as any of the
following:
ASS PEDDLER
BACHELOR'S WIFE
BANGSTER
BARRACK HACK
BIMMY
BIRD
BISCUIT
BLOUSER
BOB TAIL
BOONG MOLL
BROAD
BUNNY
BURLAP SISTER
BUSINESS GIRL
BUTT-PEDDLER
CALL GIRL
CANNON WOMAN
CANVASBACK
CHIPPY
COCK-EYED JENNY
COFFEE GRINDER
COME-CATCHER
COMMON SEWER
COMPANY GIRL
CRACK SALESMAN
CRUISER
DOOR KEEPER
DRESS FOR SALE
EARLY DOOR
ERRING SISTER
FALLEN WOMAN
FAST-FANNY
FAST WOMAN
FERRY
FLAG-ABOUT
FLASH-TAIL
FLATBACKER
FLAX-WENCH
FLESH POT
FLOOSIE
FORESKIN HUNTER
FRAIL SISTER
GARBAGE CAN
GIRL AT EASE
GUINEA HEN
HARLOT
HARPIE
HAT-RACK
HAY-BAG
HOOKER
HOSE-BAG
HUNT-ABOUT
HUSTLER
JOY GIRL
LADYOF THE EVENING
LEASE-PIECE
LIVESTOCK
LOOSE FISH
LOWHEEL
MATTRESS
MERRY-LEGS
MOONLIGHTER
MOTH
NEEDLE-WOMAN
NIGHT JOBBER
NOCKSTRESS
NOTCH-BROAD
NYMPH OF DARKNESS
OLD RIP
OVERNIGHT BAG
PAINTED WOMAN
PAVEMENT PRINCESS
PIECE
PIECE OF TRADE
PINCH-PRICK
PINTLE-TWISTER
POKER CLIMBER
PRO
PROSSY
PUNCHABLE NUN
PUTA
QUAIL
QUIFF
RASPBERRY TART
RECEIVER GENERAL
RED-LIGHT SISTER
SAILOR'S BAIT
SALES LADY
SCARLET SISTER
SHE SAILS
SISTER
SISTER OF MERCY
SLOOP OF WAR
SLUT
SPEEDY SISTER
SPORTING GIRL
STEM SIREN
STREETWALKER
STRUMPET
TAIL
TART
TNRILL DAME
TOFFER
TRICKING BROAD
TUMBLE
VENT RENTER
VICE SISTER
WHORE
WINDOW TAPPER
WOMAN ABOUT TOWN
WORKING GIRL
ZOOK

Avoid describing pimps with any of the following:

APRON SQUIRE
ASS PEDDLER
BROTHER OF THE GUSSET
BUTTON BROKER
CRACK SALESMAN
FISHMONGER
FLESH PEDDLER
GORILLA
HONEY MAN
HUSTLER
ICEBERG SLIM
MACK MAN
MISSIONARY
PANDERER
PETTICOAT MERCHANT
PONCE
PROCURER
PROSSER
RUNNER
SKIRT MAN
STABLE BOSS
TOUTE
WHISKIN

If masturbation (male) comes up, donít use the
following:

BACKSTROKE ROULETTE
BASH THE CANDLE
BEAT OFF
BEAT THE BISHOP
BEAT THE DUMMY
BEAT THE MEAT
BEAT THE STICK
BLEED THE WEED
BLOW YOUR LOAD
BLUDGEON THE BEEFSTEAK
BOP THE BALONEY
BOX THE JESUIT
BUFF THE BANANA
BURP THE WORM
BUTTER THE CORN
CHOKE THE CHICKEN
CHOKE THE SHERIFF AND
WAIT FOR THE POSSE TO COME
CLEAN YOUR RIFLE
CRANK THE SHANK
CROWN THE KING
CUFF THE CARROT
DIDDLE
DRAIN THE MONSTER
FIST FUCK
FIST YOUR MISTER
FIVE AGAINST ONE
FLOG THE DOG
FLOG THE HOG
FLOG YOUR DONG
FLUTE SOLO
FONDLE THE FIG
GALLOP THE ANTELOPE
GIVE IT A TUG
GREASE THE PIPE
HACK THE HOG
HAND JOB
HAND WORK
HAVE IT OFF
HITCHHIKE UNDER THE
BIG TOP
HUMP YOUR HOSE
JACKHAMMER
JACK OFF
JAZZ YOURSELF
JERK OFF
JERK THE GHERKIN
LOPE THE MULE
MAKE THE BALD MAN PUKE
MANIPULATE THE MANGO
MANUAL OVERRIDE
MILK THE LIZARD
MOUNT A CORPORAL
AND FOUR
NERK YOUR THROBBER
OIL THE GLOVE
ONAN'S OLYMPICS
ONE-MAN SHOW
PACK YOUR PALM
PADDLE THE PICKLE
PAINT THE PICKLE
PAINT THE CEILING
PLEASE YOUR PISSER
PLUNK YOUR TWANGER
POCKET PINBALL
POCKET POOL
POLISH THE ROCKET
POLISH THE SWORD
POUND OFF
POUND YOUR FLOUNDER
POUND YOUR PUD
PULL OFF
PULL THE POLE
PULL THE POPE
PULL THE PUDDING
PULL YOUR PRICK
PULL YOUR TAFFY
PUMP THE PYTHON
RAM THE HAM
RIDE THE GREAT WHITE
KNUCKLER
ROPE THE PONY
RUB OFF
SHAG
SHINE YOUR POLE
SHOOI IN' PUTTY AT
THE MOON
SLAKIN' THE BACON
SLAMMIN' THE SALMON
SLAM THE HAMMER
SLAM THE SPAM
SLAPPIN' PAPPY
SLAPPING THE CLOWN
SLING THE JELLY
SNAP THE MONKEY
SNAP THE RUBBER
SNAP THE WHIP
SOLDIER'S JOY
SPANK THE FRANK
SPANK THE SALAMI
SQUEEZE THE LEMON
STROKING IT
STROKE OFF
STROKE THE DOG
STROKE YOUR POKER
TAKE YOURSELF IN HAND
TEASE THE WEENIE
TENDERIZE THE MEAT
THE FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
THUMP THE PUMP
TICKLE YOUR PICKLE
TOSS OFF
TWEAK YOUR TWINKIE
VARNISH THE FLAGPOLE
VISITING ROSIE PALM AND
HER FIVE DAUGHTERS
WALK THE DOG
WANK
WAX THE CARROT
WAX THE DOLPHIN
WHACK OFF
WHIP OFF
WHIP THE DUMMY
WHIP THE WIRE
WHIP YOUR DRIPPER
WHIZUN'JIZZUM
WONK YOUR CONKER
WORK OFF
WRESTLE THE EEL
WRING OUT YOUR ROPE
YANG YOUR WANG
YANK OFF
YANK THE CRANK
YANK THE PLANK
YANK THE YAM
YANK YOUR STRAP

When speaking of female masturbation, please avoid:

BEAT THE BEAVER
CLAP YOUR CLIT
COOKIN' CUCUMBERS
FINGER
FINGER FUCK
FINGER JOB
GETTIN'IT WET
GREASIN' THE GASH
HAND TRIP
HIDE THE HOT DOG
HIT THE SLIT
HOSE YOUR HOLE
JUICE YOUR SLUICE
LET THE BEAVER SWIM
MAKIN' SOME SOUP
PET THE POODLE
SHE-BOP
SLAM THE CLAM
TICKLE THE TACO
TWO-FINGER TANGO

When referencing anal intercourse please donít say:

ASS-FUCK
BACK DOOR
BAKE POTATOES
BEND SOME HAM
BALONEY COLONIC
BOSCO BOULEVARD
BROWN
BROWN HOLE
BUGGER
BUM FUCK
BUTT-BANG
BUTT-FUCK
CHOCOLATE SPEEDWAY
CORNHOLE
DIG A DITCHPOP IT IN THE TOASTER
DIP IN THE FUDGE POT
DO A BROWN
DOT THE "I"
FISH FOR BROWN TROUT
FLUFF THE DUFF
GET SOME MUD FOR THE DUCK
GOIN' DOWN THE DIRT ROAD
GREEKING
HERSHEY HIGHWAY
HIT SOMEONE IN THE SEAT
KIESTER STAB
KNEELING AT THE ALTAR
MAKING POUNDCAKE
MUSTARD ROAD
OVER THE BRIDGE TO
PLIMPTON
PACKING FUDGE
PAINT THE BUCKET
POWDER SOMEONE'S CHEEKS
PUSHIN' SHIT UPHILL
RAM JOB
REAM
RECTIFY
RIDE THE DECK
SADDLE UP
SHIT-FUCK
SPLIT SOME BUNS
STIR FUDGE
THIRD WAY
THREAD SOMEBODY
TOM-FUCK
When speaking of any part of the posterior, avoid the
following:

ARSE
ASS
ASSHOLE
BACK END
BACK DOOR
BACK DOOR TRUMPET
BACKSIDE
BEHIND
BIM
BLIND EYE
BLOT
BOGEY
BOODY
BOOTY
BOSCO BOULEVARD
BOTTOM
BROWN BUCKET
BROWNIE
BUCKET
BUM
BUNG HOLE
BUNS
BUTT
CABOOSE
CAN
CHEEKS
CHOCOLATE SPEEDWAY
CHUFF
CLUNKS
CORYBUNGUS
CULO
DERRIERE
DIRT ROAD
DOT
DOUBLE JUGGS
DUFF
DUMMOCK
DUSTER
FANNY
FARTING CLAPPER
FEAK
FUD
FUDGE TUNNEL
GIGI
GROMMET
HERSHEY HIGHWAY
HEARTS
HEINIE
HIND
HOLE
HUNKERS
KEISTER
KHYBER PASS
LAST PART OVER THE FENCE
LATTER END
LITTLE BROWN EYEBALL
LUDS
MOON
NATES
NORTH POLE
ORBS
POOP CHUTE
PORT HOLE
PRATS
PUCKER HOLE
REAR
REAR END
RESTER
RING
RIP
ROUND EYE
RUMP
SCUT
SEAT
SEWER
SHIT CHUTE
SLATS
TAIL
TAN TRACK
TOBY
TOCHES
TUSH
UNDER SIDE
WINDMILL
WINDWARD PASSAGE

When talking about a toilet, give it some respect.
Please refrain from:
ALTAR ROOM
BATH
BATHROOM
BIFFY
BOG
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
CLOSET OF DECENCY
COMFORT STATION
FACILITIES
GENTLEMEN'S ROOM
GENTS' ROOM
INDOOR PLUMBING
JAKE
JOHN
LADIES' ROOM
LAV
LEAKERY
LIBRARY
LITTLE BOYS' ROOM
LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM
LOO
MARBLE PALACE
MEN'S ROOM
MRS. JONES'S PLACE
OLD SOLDIERS' HOME
PISSER
PLUMBING
POT
POWDER ROOM
PUBLIC CONVENIENCE
REST ROOM
SANDBOX
SHIT HOUSE
SHITTER
SHOT TOWER
TEAROOM
TWILIGHT
USED BEER DEPARTMENT
WASHROOM
WATER CLOSET
WHERE THE QUEEN GOES
ON FOOT
WHIZ STAND
WIZZER

Thatís all I can think of for now. I appeciate you
taking the time to search all of your picture captions
and comments to remove these terms.

CREDIT FOR THIS LIST GOES TO GEORGE CARLIN.



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