Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2006 07:53:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: Tex Shelters (texshelters@yahoo.com)
Subject: I love guns too!
To: comega@attrition.org


Dearest Cancer:

  Gun make me feel all manly and warm and fuzzy as well.  Without a Sig Sauer in my hand, 
my manliness just diminishes to fingernail size.  Cause the world is hateful and full of 
fear creatin' stuff, only guns make life worth livin'.  
Without the ability to instantly kill, I wouldn't be nuthin'!  Keep a hatin' and a fearin'!

  Yours,

  Tex Shelters




From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Tex Shelters (texshelters@yahoo.com)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2006 22:11:15 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: I love guns too!

On Tue, 6 Jun 2006, Tex Shelters wrote:

> Dearest Cancer:

Check me out.  I'm his Dearest.  Wonder when I'll get promoted to his Precious?

> Gun make me feel all manly and warm and fuzzy as well.  Without a Sig Sauer in 
> my hand, my manliness just diminishes to fingernail size.

Dude.  TMI.  Though I am sorry your penis is that small.  Sucks to be you.

> Cause the world is hateful and full of fear creatin' stuff, only guns make life worth livin'.

Unlike sending asinine, thought-free e-mails, huh?

> Without the ability to instantly kill, I wouldn't be nuthin'!

You know, I always wondered why some animals devour their young...but after hearing from a 
vapid fucknut like you, it's all so clear to me.

> Keep a hatin' and a fearin'!

And be like you?  No thanks.

.c

P.S. -- Your village called.  They want their idiot back.



From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Tex Shelters (texshelters@yahoo.com)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2006 21:13:03 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: I love guns too!

On Fri, 16 Jun 2006, Tex Shelters wrote:

> You got me!

But...I don't want you.  Not even if you had a ham tied around your neck.

> I guess irony is lost on yuse guys.

On the contrary.  We love irony.  You obviously have mistaken stupidity for irony.  
Got news for you, sparky: everyone is laughing *at* you, not *with* you.

> By the way, most of your lines were stolen from the hate mail Mein Fuhrer Bush gets.

Oh, go hug your "Uncle Joe" Stalin plushy and leave me the fuck alone. You were vapid 
and boring two sentences ago.

> Peace out dude, stay cool and killin', cause it's the only way to show your a man!

I suppose that's supposed to mean something coming from an eTard whose favorite sexual 
fantasy is *a partner*.

.c

P.S. -- http://www.sacredcowburgers.com/ - choke on it, bay-bee!  LOL



From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Tex Shelters (texshelters@yahoo.com)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:57:13 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: I love guns too!

On Sun, 18 Jun 2006, Tex Shelters wrote:

> Oh yes, the old name calling, that's brilliant!

Yeah, it's pretty obvious you thought the original bulldada you sent was the height of irony.  
That makes you a real judge of such things.  *smirk*

Look, I can see you had a bad childhood and need any kind of attention you can get, even 
(or maybe especially) when it's negative.  But c'mon, kid... Go see a shrink for that.  
Even if you were interesting enough to be my next hobby (which you're not), jackwits like 
you are a dime a dozen.

So listen up, Toto, and quit trying to hump my leg.  You look stupid doing it, and I'm sure 
as hell not gonna fake an orgasm for you.  So scoot your dumb ass outta here before I have 
to smack you on the nose and send you to bed with no Kibbles 'n Bits.

.c



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