From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: MAJORD7611@aol.com
Date: Fri, 2 Apr 2004 03:59:13 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: hey whatz this site about?


: i was wondering how to hack parental controls?

use a rubber hose, beat them in the legs until they give up the password
that locks you out.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: MAJORD7611@aol.com
Date: Mon, 12 Apr 2004 07:20:27 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

: no seriously though, i think i know what her password mite be

no way you know it, can't see how anyone would guess "fU|

From: security curmudgeon 
To: MAJORD7611@aol.com
Date: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 17:56:17 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

: y r u so mean? i just wanted to ask a question u didnt have to be a
: smartass about it unless ur being serious which i honestly doubt

y r u so dum?

fucking spell out words at the very least, if you insist on sending me
lame mail with no previous reference or clue as to what the fuck you are
babbling about.

thanks! ~ /hugs

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: MAJORD7611@aol.com
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 16:16:44 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

: u kno what the fuck im talking about.

Actually I don't, and that is why I said I had no idea. When I get mail
out of the about "her password" and your inane babble, I have no clue what
you want.

: now ur just bein a jackass.
: i dont see y u hav g2 kuss in ur mail.

And you don't have to talk like a 13 year old with Downs Syndrome either.
Spell out words like your IQ is above 50.

: u dont hav 2 b mean u kno.

You don't have to be a clueless moron "u kno".

: o & this is how i write.

And this is how I write. Fucking hypocrite.

: at first i thought u were knda kewl.

At first, I thought you were a moron. I still think that.

: nut now i kno ur just rlly mean and hateful.
: if u cant do what i asked u culdve just said so.

Your first mail said:

  no seriously though, i think i know what her password mite be

And nothing else. What are you asking? This isn't asking anything. This is
digital vomit being passed off as communication in some ass backwards
world you live in. Quit sucking on the virtual crack pipe for ten minutes
and ask a question, or shut the fuck up.

: i wuldnt hav kept bothering u.
: please dont b mean if u write again.

Please don't be an insipid jackass moron if you write again.

: so just cut the crap and giv me a straight non-smartass answer please.

You cut the crap. You mailed me, so we play by my rules.

: if u culd do that i wuld be very gr8ful.

If you could show a shred of intelligence on your next reply, i'd be
grateful too.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: MAJORD7611@aol.com
Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 17:20:44 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: (no subject)

: alrite now I'm fuckin pissed. dont u evr say nothing about ppl with down

I bet you are foaming at the mouth and drooling all over yourself, typing
with two fingers in pure unadulterated anger!

: syndrome again. I have a brother with down syndrome and they r NOT

You sure it's not your brother that has a brother with Downs?

: stupid u jackass. maybe u shuld watch what the hell u say b4 u say it

Ooooh hey, that's good advice. Take some of it yourself please. You keep
forgetting YOU mailed me first, with some inane babble about "her
password". The fact that quoting email is obviously above your mental
grasp makes it difficult for you to remember this from mail to mail. Your
attention span is as short as the gap between your ears.

: cuz it mite offend someone. I dont kno what happened 2 u 2 make u so
: mean, but u dont hav 2 b mean to other ppl. oh and by the way I have 120

What happened was stupid people mailing me insipid shit.

: IQ and i am only 15 so shut the fuck up! IF u evr talk about me being a
: MORON maybe u shuld glance in the fucking mirror cuz u r a moron for
: thinking u can say anything and get away with it.  Tell me what is ur

120 IQ and you say this crap? Let me educate you Mr 120 IQ. First, you are
a raging fucking moron, plain and simple. READ what you are typing to me
please. All of this "u r 2" bullshit is indicative of Jerry Springer white
trash that struggled to get double digits on an IQ test. Second, I *can*
say anything I want. This pesky little thing called 'free speech' does
wonders. Add to that the fact that you mailed me and continue to, and I
can say whatever I please, about whoever I want. So take the finger out of
your ass and pretend your IQ is half as much as you claim, mmkay?

: fucking problem. Is it bcuz u hav nothin better to do than pick on ppl
: who have an honest to god question. If u send another peice of mail u

For the last fucking time you mental throwback, you did NOT ask me a
question. How hard is that to grasp? Could you kindly request summer
school and a chance to repeat third grade before we continue this
conversation? You told me you "think you know her password" and nothing
else. Sorry, I don't speak retardese, i'm not exactly sure what that
means. If you have nothing better to do than see how many letters you can
leave off in an e-mail, just quit mailing me and go back to staring at
your friend's ass in the locker room.

: better fuckin watch urself. U r probably some computer geek and that is
: probably why we dont get along at all. I am what u mite call a sports
: freak I spend 3 hours of every day working out. so thanx for ur time.

No, I might call you an insecure babbling dork that hides behind sports to
mask the fact he has sub par intelligence and can't hold a converation
about anything other than lifting weights and latent homosexual desire.
Those 3 hours of working out have clearly dispersed your brain and it has
drifted down into those oversized zits you call muscles.

Put your brother on the computer if you reply, I bet his emails will be a
lot easier to read and display levels of intelligence unknown to you.

From: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
To: MAJORD7611@aol.com
Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 21:39:01 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: This is kind of an apology

ok let's play a game..

: IF I HAD THE FUCKING CHANCE I WOULD KICK YOU ASS SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!

: YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO SAY WHATEVER YOU WNAT BUT I ALSO HAVE THE RIGHT TO
: REPORT YOU!!!!!!!!!

you report me, i'll report you. let's see who loses their account first,
deal? i'll go first..

: I COULD ALSO PROBABLY SUE YOU FOR A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY NOW FOR THE
: COMMENTS YOU'VE MADE SO FAR!!!!!!!!!
: THE GROUNDS WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO BE MENTAL DISTRESS AND ANGUISH BUT I BET
: IT WOULD WORK IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!

i bet it wouldn't.

: THE QUESTION IN THE BEGINNING WAS HOW CAN I BYPASS PARENTAL CONTROLS OR HACK
: INTO MY MOM'S SCREENNAME!!!!!!!!!
: I DON'T RECALL WRITING "HER PASSWORD".

From: MAJORD7611@aol.com
To: jericho@attrition.org
Date: Mon, 12 Apr 2004 07:10:50 EDT
Subject: (no subject)

no seriously though, i think i know what her password mite be

---

You were saying?

: I need to talk to you in a more conventional way than e-mail.

you aren't worth the time.

: My last statement will be this: If you need something more specific like my
: mo's screenname I can't give it to you because she has been hacked and screwed
: over by people like you before.

oh yes, you know me.

: I probably got angry because I am a lot like you.

you just want to toss my salad.