This was sent shortly after we announced that we were closing the Attrition Mirror.
Cliff notes: after we decided to stop the mirror, we received a couple dozen mails regarding the decision, all of which suggested/implied/demanded that we "pass the torch" so to speak. These ignorant retards actually thought I was going to just hand them the attrition box, or give them an account with root access because they thought they could do the job. HELLO FUCKTARDS. The fact these people had to mail and ask already told me they were never going to realize what was involved. At least it provided some amusing mail at the time.
From: General Martok (firstname.lastname@example.org) To: email@example.com Date: Wed, 9 Jan 2002 21:55:56 -0600 Subject: Time to kick it up a notch! Hiya attrition d00dz! Time to kick it up a notch! I see you stopped updating the mirror, that's all good, time for me and my cr3w to take over. Pass the torch, fellow h@x0rz... plz e-mail me with how to access the mirror for updating and i'd like a attrtion forward e-mail. plz hook up firstname.lastname@example.org. thanx werd, M@rt0k ----------------- Free Kevin! http://www.kevinmitnick.com
Isn't "General Martok" a Klingon from Deep Space 9 episodes? A Klingon warrior who became Gowron's right hand man and lead the invasion of Cardassia from his ship the Negh'Var? YOU FUCKING TREKKIE FAGGOT
From: security curmudgeon (email@example.com) To: General Martok (firstname.lastname@example.org) Cc: Heathens (email@example.com) Date: Wed, 9 Jan 2002 23:46:06 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: Time to kick it up a notch! Oh my dear lord. Dood, sell your computer now.
Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2002 01:45:27 -0500 (EST) From: Cancer Omega (firstname.lastname@example.org) To: General Martok (email@example.com) Subject: Re: Time to kick it up a notch! On Wed, 9 Jan 2002, General Martok wrote: : I see you stopped updating the mirror, that's all good, time for me and : my cr3w to take over. Pass the torch, fellow h@x0rz... plz e-mail me : with how to access the mirror for updating and i'd like a attrtion : forward e-mail. plz hook up firstname.lastname@example.org. thanx I have a better idea. You want to kick it up a notch? How about you buy your own server, install your own OS, register your own site, set up your own colocation at an external facility, figure out how to make the mirror yourself, write up all the utilities yourself, and then deal with a million thankless, dim-witted fuckhead scriptkiddies who think they're God's gift to God. Do that for several years and then maybe -- MAYBE, MIND YOU -- we'll hook you up with an attrition mail alias. Until such time, piss off. .c