From: Nicholas Martin
To: comega@attrition.org
Date: Wed, 6 Mar 2002 21:47:25 -0500
Subject: guns dumbasses
Hello sir quick question:
You know all those dumbasses in your postal section? Would you like it
if they all had guns???
I ask sincerely, oddly enough.
That's actually the only reason I wouldn't oppose gun control. For the
most part I think gun control is silly.
From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Nicholas Martin (nerves@gmx.net)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 19:09:41 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: guns dumbasses
: You know all those dumbasses in your postal section? Would you like it
: if they all had guns???
:
: I ask sincerely, oddly enough.
Actually, it wouldn't bother me if they had guns. People of that caliber
of stupidity would probably off themselves if they touched a firearm.
Kind of like accelerated evolution. ;-)
.c
From: Nicholas Martin (nerves@gmx.net)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 20:26:37 -0500
Subject: Re: guns dumbasses
Okay, although your opinion is sickening, I can't admit to holding an
opposing one. Consider this *purely hypothetical* situation
- You, everyone you know and everyone of any worthiness are surrounded
by idiots
Actually knowing you people you probably live in a bunker and use robots
to do operations on the surface, like making sure rats don't gnaw into
the T1. And building more robots of course. Fast robots. Small robots.
Drink serving robots. Dancing robots? Jokes about Isaac Asimov dying of
AIDSbots? Toilet cleaning robots with Marvin Minksy's face on them?
Basically my point is that neither you nor I have the balls for
accelerated evolution. Nobody does. That's why evolutionary processes
are so slow.
Also I defaced www.geocities.com/fruitloops/home/index3.htm, please add
it to the mirror like you are supposed to. THANKS!
P.S. And this is a serious question - is Debian the one with the devil?
From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Nicholas Martin (nerves@gmx.net)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 20:34:38 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: guns dumbasses
: Okay, although your opinion is sickening,
*tipping hat* Thank you.
: I can't admit to holding an opposing one. Consider this *purely
: hypothetical* situation - You, everyone you know and everyone of any
: worthiness are surrounded by idiots
Of course we're surrounded by idiots. Where do you think all those people
who voted for Al Gore came from?
: Actually knowing you people you probably live in a bunker and use robots
: to do operations on the surface, like making sure rats don't gnaw into
: the T1.
On the contrary, I have no robots...but I do have rats. Several, in fact.
They're more interested in yogurt drops than gnawing on my network cables,
though.
: Basically my point is that neither you nor I have the balls for
: accelerated evolution. Nobody does. That's why evolutionary processes
: are so slow.
I believe evolution functions like the tectonic stresses that beget
volcanoes and earthquakes: it's continually moving and building pressure
until something snaps and all hell breaks loose. Between you and me, I'd
rather have that hell breaking loose on the stupid ones than taking the
species wholesale.
: Also I defaced www.geocities.com/fruitloops/home/index3.htm, please add
: it to the mirror like you are supposed to. THANKS!
We don't mirror anymore. We gave it up for Lent...and then we found we
got laid a lot more when we weren't mirroring, so we never went back to
it.
: P.S. And this is a serious question - is Debian the one with the devil?
No. Debian is Linux. The *BSD variants have the devil mascot.
.c
From: Nicholas Martin (nerves@gmx.net)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 20:39:10 -0500
Subject: Re: guns dumbasses
: We don't mirror anymore. We gave it up for Lent...and then we found we
: got laid a lot more when we weren't mirroring, so we never went back to
: it.
I was *trying* to piss you off, cocksucker
I suppose that would presuppose me knowing about the mirror being down,
which would imply that I'd read the site, which would be a giveaway.
PS I want to be a hacker like Jumping Jack Flash, can you teach me
Python or whatever?
From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Nicholas Martin (nerves@gmx.net)
Cc: security curmudgeon (jericho@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 21:02:52 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: guns dumbasses
: I was *trying* to piss you off, cocksucker
Lordy, you'll have to try harder than that.
: I suppose that would presuppose me knowing about the mirror being down,
: which would imply that I'd read the site, which would be a giveaway.
Uhhhh...yah.
: PS I want to be a hacker like Jumping Jack Flash, can you teach me
: Python or whatever?
Quickest way to be a hacker is to roll up every coding book there is and
smoke it. I guarantee you'll be hacking.
.c
From: Nicholas Martin (nerves@gmx.net)
To: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 21:22:28 -0500
Subject: Re: guns dumbasses
: Lordy, you'll have to try harder than that.
I bet you have a huge UC Berkeley beard. I'd venture to guess that
although you are not unhappy with your career and life otherwise, the
fact that it only affects to a small community of losers does bother
you. I cannot imagine that anyone with the expertise to run Attrition in
the manner and attitude that Attrition is run can be completely
satisfied with their position in the world (and I am very, very
imaginative).
Although I know the site is not your primary interest, the real lack of
any major interest is a very pressing concern for you. Your family
probably feels the same way. I think the dissatisfaction with trivial
web-centric concerns is an epidemic in the west of this country, and the
spirituality or self assured beliefs that you hold regarding all facets
of your life are ultimately meaningless and subordinate to an undeniably
pressing obsession with your flacid, unoriginal appearances, be they
personal, professional or penile.
What's more, you can take the white, middle class kid out of the suburbs
but you can't put the Comptons into his webpage.
: Uhhhh...yah.
You sure are stupid
: Quickest way to be a hacker is to roll up every coding book there is and
: smoke it. I guarantee you'll be hacking.
If it weren't for weed, I bet you wouldn't be able to live your
inconsequential life - I'm sure the constant masturbation and TCL syntax
errors would do you in eventually. Remind me to piss on your stash.
Hope this helps.
PS You're still stupid
From: Cancer Omega (comega@attrition.org)
To: Nicholas Martin (nerves@gmx.net)
Cc: staff@attrition.org
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 21:47:29 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: guns dumbasses
: I bet you have a huge UC Berkeley beard.
Yeah, and I bet you got a big dumpy ass. Next.
: of losers does bother you. I cannot imagine that anyone with the
: expertise to run Attrition in the manner and attitude that Attrition is
: run can be completely satisfied with their position in the world (and I
: am very, very imaginative).
Um...that's nice?
: of your life are ultimately meaningless and subordinate to an undeniably
: pressing obsession with your flacid, unoriginal appearances, be they
: personal, professional or penile.
Wow...worked your way into the 'P' section of the dictionary. I'm
impressed.
: What's more, you can take the white, middle class kid out of the suburbs
: but you can't put the Comptons into his webpage.
N33.44221 W118.49027
Not exactly the 'burbs, d00d.
Can't you do any better than this?
: You sure are stupid
Pout when you say that, baby. Please? For me?
: If it weren't for weed, I bet you wouldn't be able to live your
: inconsequential life - I'm sure the constant masturbation and TCL syntax
: errors would do you in eventually. Remind me to piss on your stash.
Hm. I'll give you a 'F' for style, but points for effort...though I've
seen lab mice get more accomplished on their wheel with less effort.
: PS You're still stupid
Wait...you forgot to tell me that my mother dresses me funny.
Amateur. Rank amateur.
.c
