From: hilmi_z (email@example.com) To: firstname.lastname@example.org Cc: email@example.com Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 11:18:47 +0800 Subject: beginner dear wishfull staff, 1. how tobe agood / master hacker 4 beginner..? 2. would u like to help me become a good honest hacker.? thanx u very much, sincerely yours, sillyfools.
From: security curmudgeon (firstname.lastname@example.org) To: hilmi_z (email@example.com) Cc: Heathens (firstname.lastname@example.org), email@example.com Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 03:31:04 -0500 (EST) Subject: Re: beginner : dear wishfull staff, we are wistful, not wishfull. ok well maybe not, we do wish people like you would quit fucking mailing us, buy a gun, and put a bullet in your head. yeah, we wish for that while being wistful. : 1. how tobe agood / master hacker 4 beginner..? are you fucking ignorant? oh yeah, you are.. anyway. how does one become a "master hacker" and "beginner" at the same time? in short, you don't, not in this universe you cocksmoker. while you are faithfully doing lines of cocaine before sending us e-mail, could you update your addressbook in order to bother other people the next time you feel the need for these drug induced Q&A sessions? thanks. : 2. would u like to help me become a good honest hacker.? no. i'd like to fuck your cute sister in the ass while puring sugar in your gas tank. i'd like a medium rare burger with lettuce and tomato and mustard. i'd like a new e-mail filter that auto-magically screens out all mail from people with learning deficiencies (was re: hilmi_z). i'd like to get one more aaxp point on my wizard in everquest before going to bed. i'd like for my bosses to conveniently forget i work there while dutifully sending me a paycheck every month. but i wouldn't like to help you become anything other than roadkill. : thanx u very much, most welcome. : sincerely yours, take your sincerity and sodomize your dog. : sillyfools. aka complete dipshits.